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[ProgRocker53]

Every time you see THIS:

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....take a shot.

[Rhiannon]

Every time you see THIS:

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....take a shot.

Umm, yeah. We'd all be dead of alcohol poisoning in no time. Well, except for Dean and Dan. They're not human though.

[ProgRocker53]

Every time you see THIS:

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....take a shot.

Umm, yeah. We'd all be dead of alcohol poisoning in no time. Well, except for Dean and Dan. They're not human though.

I don't think Red13JoePa is human either. I'm not an expert on alien communications but something tells me "1" is the 27th letter of their alphabet.

[Rhiannon]

I don't think Red13JoePa is human either. I'm not an expert on alien communications but something tells me "1" is the 27th letter of their alphabet.

No, 1 is a number, numb nuts. It's his effed up style of talkimicating that confuses the masses.

[Blueskies]

Every time you see THIS:

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....take a shot.

Umm, yeah. We'd all be dead of alcohol poisoning in no time. Well, except for Dean and Dan. They're not human though.

I don't think Red13JoePa is human either. I'm not an expert on alien communications but something tells me "1" is the 27th letter of their alphabet.

OMG!...Don't do that when I'm in the middle of taking a swig of water! ..about chocked!

[ProgRocker53]

I don't think Red13JoePa is human either. I'm not an expert on alien communications but something tells me "1" is the 27th letter of their alphabet.

No, 1 is a number, numb nuts. It's his effed up style of talkimicating that confuses the masses.

1et's just agree that it's a 1etha1 combination therewitha1 of the preceding e1ements, a dead1y penetrative b1ow if you wi11.

[Red13JoePa]

Every time you see THIS:

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....take a shot.

Umm, yeah. We'd all be dead of alcohol poisoning in no time. Well, except for Dean and Dan. They're not human though.

I don't think Red13JoePa is human either. I'm not an expert on alien communications but something tells me "1" is the 27th letter of their alphabet.

OMG!...Don't do that when I'm in the middle of taking a swig of water! ..about chocked!

1augh it up, Joan Crawford.

[Blueskies]

Every time you see THIS:

phpBB : Critical Error

Could not connect to the database

....take a shot.

Umm, yeah. We'd all be dead of alcohol poisoning in no time. Well, except for Dean and Dan. They're not human though.

I don't think Red13JoePa is human either. I'm not an expert on alien communications but something tells me "1" is the 27th letter of their alphabet.

OMG!...Don't do that when I'm in the middle of taking a swig of water! ..about chocked!

1augh it up, Joan Crawford.

Sorry Grandpa, I was laughing too hard and didn't hear you calling...what's up? You need to be rolled over and have the sheets changed? Again already?

[Rick]

Every time you see THIS:

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....take a shot.

[Behshad]

[Blueskies]

well..I keep punching the alien but it keeps reforming and coming back!

[Behshad]

Phylis throws a big punch at some alien shaped candy that she dropped from her purse at the start of the fight, which gives Ben a great chance to swing a nice one at Phyllis , while she is totally facing the alien candy and not expecting Ben to hit her from behind ....

[Behshad]

The ref deducts one point from Phyllis for not shaving her arms/wrists ....

[ProgRocker53]

The ref deducts one point from Phyllis for not shaving her arms/wrists ....

LMFAO!!!

[Red13JoePa]

Hey no fair, man.
All I can is scream and yell, she pull one of her Creepy Carries and shove a bolt of lightning up my brown eye.

[Behshad]

Hey no fair, man.
All I can is scream and yell, she pull one of her Creepy Carries and shove a bolt of lightning up my brown eye.

Ben's Coach :"dude ,,, look at your signature and get inspired,,, what would ROCKY do in a situation like this? He sure as hell wouldnt cry about a tiny bolt,,,,,, Your inner strength can easily over power anything......Just stay focused on her and her black cat...."

[Blueskies]

Hey no fair, man.
All I can is scream and yell, she pull one of her Creepy Carries and shove a bolt of lightning up my brown eye.

remember the outcome?...remember me tonight while your sleeping!......sweet dreams grandpa!.........hahahahahahahaahahaahahahaaha!!!!!!!!

[Blueskies]

Hey no fair, man.
All I can is scream and yell, she pull one of her Creepy Carries and shove a bolt of lightning up my brown eye.

Ben's Coach :"dude ,,, look at your signature and get inspired,,, what would ROCKY do in a situation like this? He sure as hell wouldnt cry about a tiny bolt,,,,,, Your inner strength can easily over power anything......Just stay focused on her and her black cat...."

and your next cameljockyboy!

[Behshad]

Very creative,,,,Pause,,,,,NOT!!!!,,,,,,,,
You know,,, making Arab jokes to offend a Persian, is like making Mexican jokes to offend a black guy,,,,, nice try, but you need to try a tad harder next time,,,,

Round 5...... Ben is recovering from the voodoo casted on him during round 4, while Phyllis is desperately giving CPR to her black cat after Ben dodged the lightning bolt and hit the damn cat with it ....

[Behshad]

Hey no fair, man.
All I can is scream and yell, she pull one of her Creepy Carries and shove a bolt of lightning up my brown eye.

remember the outcome?...remember me tonight while your sleeping!......sweet dreams grandpa!.........hahahahahahahaahahaahahahaaha!!!!!!!!

The ref warns Phyllis for bringing up a picture of her ex-girlfriend. Another point deducted ,,,

[Blueskies]

Very creative,,,,Pause,,,,,NOT!!!!,,,,,,,,
You know,,, making Arab jokes to offend a Persian, is like making Mexican jokes to offend a black guy,,,,, nice try, but you need to try a tad harder next time,,,,

Round 5...... Ben is recovering from the voodoo casted on him during round 4, while Phyllis is desperately giving CPR to her black cat after Ben dodged the lightning bolt and hit the damn cat with it ....

my apologies...I had no idea you were a rug!

[ProgRocker53]

Very creative,,,,Pause,,,,,NOT!!!!,,,,,,,,
You know,,, making Arab jokes to offend a Persian, is like making Mexican jokes to offend a black guy,,,,, nice try, but you need to try a tad harder next time,,,,

Round 5...... Ben is recovering from the voodoo casted on him during round 4, while Phyllis is desperately giving CPR to her black cat after Ben dodged the lightning bolt and hit the damn cat with it ....

my apologies...I had no idea you were a rug!

Afghan?

[Behshad]

Very creative,,,,Pause,,,,,NOT!!!!,,,,,,,,
You know,,, making Arab jokes to offend a Persian, is like making Mexican jokes to offend a black guy,,,,, nice try, but you need to try a tad harder next time,,,,

Round 5...... Ben is recovering from the voodoo casted on him during round 4, while Phyllis is desperately giving CPR to her black cat after Ben dodged the lightning bolt and hit the damn cat with it ....

my apologies...I had no idea you were a rug!

apology accepted,,,,, as long as you're only into munching on carpets and not rugs

[Rhiannon]

shove a bolt of lightning up my brown eye.

So that's why you have a tender taint!

[Blueskies]

Very creative,,,,Pause,,,,,NOT!!!!,,,,,,,,
You know,,, making Arab jokes to offend a Persian, is like making Mexican jokes to offend a black guy,,,,, nice try, but you need to try a tad harder next time,,,,

Round 5...... Ben is recovering from the voodoo casted on him during round 4, while Phyllis is desperately giving CPR to her black cat after Ben dodged the lightning bolt and hit the damn cat with it ....

my apologies...I had no idea you were a rug!

apology accepted,,,,, as long as you're only into munching on carpets and not rugs

no Beech, told you before that I don't go for women...so your safe!

[Behshad]

Very creative,,,,Pause,,,,,NOT!!!!,,,,,,,,
You know,,, making Arab jokes to offend a Persian, is like making Mexican jokes to offend a black guy,,,,, nice try, but you need to try a tad harder next time,,,,

Round 5...... Ben is recovering from the voodoo casted on him during round 4, while Phyllis is desperately giving CPR to her black cat after Ben dodged the lightning bolt and hit the damn cat with it ....

my apologies...I had no idea you were a rug!

apology accepted,,,,, as long as you're only into munching on carpets and not rugs

no Beech, told you before that I don't go for women...so your safe!

what about my safe??? oh I see , you meant YOU ARE safe,,,, well with you on our planet, NO ONE is safe, regardless of gender, age,race, location. That is until mother ship picks you up ....

[Blueskies]

Very creative,,,,Pause,,,,,NOT!!!!,,,,,,,,
You know,,, making Arab jokes to offend a Persian, is like making Mexican jokes to offend a black guy,,,,, nice try, but you need to try a tad harder next time,,,,

Round 5...... Ben is recovering from the voodoo casted on him during round 4, while Phyllis is desperately giving CPR to her black cat after Ben dodged the lightning bolt and hit the damn cat with it ....

my apologies...I had no idea you were a rug!

apology accepted,,,,, as long as you're only into munching on carpets and not rugs

no Beech, told you before that I don't go for women...so your safe!

what about my safe??? oh I see , you meant YOU ARE safe,,,, well with you on our planet, NO ONE is safe, regardless of gender, age,race, location. That is until mother ship picks you up ....

You got that right mere mortal!..and you would do well to remember it! ...been fun toying with you earthling but alas, I must be off to conquer other realms for now....but beware..I'll be back when the moon is full!

[larryfromnextdoor]

this thread is gonna fall flat on its face!!


its just a wreck waiting to happen..


sometimes these posters lose their grip a bit...


and it gets under my skin..


but at least everyone is happy as a picture....

[Sarah]

Every time you see a new OT post, take a shot.

[Voyager]

How about anytime anyone posts anything, you take a hit.



We'd all be fucking wasted!