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Postby piecesofeight » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:58 am

AlteredDNA wrote:Yo mama so fat she can trick or treat two houses at a time...
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Postby Amanda » Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:00 am

You should all watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvSCZpZpww8
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Postby RedWingFan » Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:49 am

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to have Euro's in one pocket and Peso's in the other. :lol:
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Postby piecesofeight » Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:06 pm

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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Postby yulog » Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:10 pm

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Postby Natalie » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:11 am

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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Postby Rhiannon » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:13 am

Yo Mama so fat she got smaller fat chicks orbiting her. She so fat, I ran around her and got lost.
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Postby Since 78 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:19 am

Rhiannon wrote:Yo Mama so fat she got smaller fat chicks orbiting her. She so fat, I ran around her and got lost.


Yo moma's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!
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Postby RedWingFan » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:35 am

Since 78 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Yo Mama so fat she got smaller fat chicks orbiting her.


Yo moma's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!"

:lol: Both of these are great!!!! :lol:
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:34 pm

your mamas like a door knob.. everyone gets a turn..
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Postby OneJourney » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:42 pm

Yo mama is so ugly, Big Foot took a picture of HER!

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a Malcom X t-shirt, helicopters try and land on her!

Yo mama is so stupid, she stares at orange juice cartons because they say concentrate.

Yo mama is so ugly, hospitals pay her to stand outside and make people sick!
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Postby Since 78 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:54 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:your mamas like a door knob.. everyone gets a turn..


:lol: :lol: :lol: Great one!
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Postby RedWingFan » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:30 am

OneJourney wrote:Yo mama is so ugly, Big Foot took a picture of HER!

Yo mama is so stupid, she stares at orange juice cartons because they say concentrate.

:lol: Both of these are great.
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:45 am

Yo mama is like a Library - open to the public.
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Postby Since 78 » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:55 am

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:56 am

LMAO!!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Since 78 » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:29 pm

Yo Mama so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:37 pm

Since 78 wrote:Yo Mama so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

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THIS IS PRICELESS!! :wink:
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Postby epresley » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:17 am

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to haul ass, she has to make two trips........... :shock:
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Postby Rhiannon » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:20 am

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
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Postby epresley » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:24 am

Yo mama so fat she an honorary member of Wilson Phillips.............. :shock:
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Postby Rhiannon » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:26 am

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. :P
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Postby Michigan Girl » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:27 am

epresley wrote:Yo mama so fat, when she goes to haul ass, she has to make two trips........... :shock:


NOT FUNNY....I have to do that!! :wink: :lol: :lol:
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Postby epresley » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:39 am

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epresley wrote:Yo mama so fat, when she goes to haul ass, she has to make two trips........... :shock:


NOT FUNNY....I have to do that!! :wink: :lol: :lol:


OH PLEASE, YOU DO NOT! :wink:
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Postby MidNightTrain » Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:56 am

Yo mama is so fat that when she looks at a menu, she says "okay".
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Postby epresley » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:20 am

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! :shock:
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Postby Since 78 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:10 am

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:12 am

Since 78 wrote:Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!


geesh you are so stupid.. there are only M's in the package.. it cant be done.. :roll:


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Postby epresley » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:47 am

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
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Postby epresley » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:48 am

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
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