Suckiest Artists Ever

by **epresley** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:21 pm

Rick Asshole, er, Astley.

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com

by **StevePerryHair** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:36 pm

epresley wrote:Rick Asshole, er, Astley.

I always referred to him as "Rick Assley" back in those days :lol:

by **Ehwmatt** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:44 pm

weatherman90 wrote:Springsteen/Mellencamp/Fogerty/CSN with or without Y

I can actually tolerate Bryan Adams - "Run to You" is a catchy tune.

The worst worst band list I've ever seen. Congrats

by **Rhiannon** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:57 pm

StevePerryHair wrote:
epresley wrote:Rick Asshole, er, Astley.

I always referred to him as "Rick Assley" back in those days

I did too, but then again, I was still learning to talk at the time. :lol:

by **Saint John** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:58 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
epresley wrote:Rick Asshole, er, Astley.

I always referred to him as "Rick Assley" back in those days

I did too, but then again, I was still learning to talk at the time.

Nothing's changed. :lol:

by **Saint John** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:59 pm

StevePerryHair wrote:
epresley wrote:Rick Asshole, er, Astley.

I always referred to him as "Rick Assley" back in those days

by **Rhiannon** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:02 am

Saint John wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:I did too, but then again, I was still learning to talk at the time.

Nothing's changed.

Something not changed since '87...? You mean, kind of like your underwear? :lol:

by **Angiekay** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:59 am

conversationpc wrote:
Angiekay wrote:Oh, yeah, and Kansas.

Wow...look at that, that looks like Steve Walsh on cocaine.

by **Red13JoePa** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:31 am

Saint John wrote:Speaking of "sucking", Bill Clinton sucked as president...so did his intern.

A few feeble dribs and drabs on a blue dress as the money shot that launched a thousand probes.

Whoda thunk it?

A real stud would've reared back, built up the PpSI and cleared not only the dress but her entire head and we wouldn't know the name Kenneth Starr to this day.

by **conversationpc** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:33 am

Angiekay wrote:
conversationpc wrote:
Angiekay wrote:Oh, yeah, and Kansas.

Wow...look at that, that looks like Steve Walsh on cocaine.

Ummm...Not funny. Dude has straightened his life out and gotten off that crap. He works his ass off to stay clean and in shape.

by **Angiekay** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:45 am

conversationpc wrote:
Angiekay wrote:
conversationpc wrote:
Angiekay wrote:Oh, yeah, and Kansas.

Wow...look at that, that looks like Steve Walsh on cocaine.

Ummm...Not funny. Dude has straightened his life out and gotten off that crap. He works his ass off to stay clean and in shape.

And yet his band STILL sucks....huh. :lol:

by **conversationpc** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:52 am

Angiekay wrote:And yet his band STILL sucks....huh. [/color][/size][/b]

I'll admit that Walsh's vocals suck ass (he still sounds far better than he did in the early 90s when drugs had totally ruined his voice) but Kansas wipes the floor musically-speaking with most other bands, especially with the lineup they have now that David Ragsdale has been back in the band.

by **Angiekay** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:58 am

conversationpc wrote:
Angiekay wrote:And yet his band STILL sucks....huh. [/color][/size][/b]

I'll admit that Walsh's vocals suck ass (he still sounds far better than he did in the early 90s when drugs had totally ruined his voice) but Kansas wipes the floor musically-speaking with most other bands, especially with the lineup they have now that David Ragsdale has been back in the band.

In YOUR opinion anyway. I would beg to differ. But you knew that.

by **conversationpc** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:08 am

Angiekay wrote:In YOUR opinion anyway. I would beg to differ. But you knew that.

Well, it's a FACT that they are top-notch musicians. If you don't like their music, that is OPINION.

...and, yes, I did know that. :lol:

by **strangegrey** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:12 am

JOURNEY

by **NealIsGod** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:15 am

strangegrey wrote:JOURNEY

by **strangegrey** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:17 am

by **yogi** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:17 am

Springsteen or Men Without Hats

by **Liquid_Drummer** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:27 am

Midnight Oil... That bald guy's voice makes me want to shove my own feces in my ears. Anything to stop hearing it once it starts.

by **Deb** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:32 am

Liquid_Drummer wrote:Midnight Oil... That bald guy's voice makes me want to shove my own feces in my ears. Anything to stop hearing it once it starts.

Now there's a visual. :shock:

by **conversationpc** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:36 am

Deb wrote:
Liquid_Drummer wrote:Midnight Oil... That bald guy's voice makes me want to shove my own feces in my ears. Anything to stop hearing it once it starts.

Now there's a visual.

There used to be some "artist" that would throw his own feces at the audience. Perhaps Liquid_Drummer could attend one of those shows instead. :lol:

by **Deb** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:41 am

NealIsGod wrote:
strangegrey wrote:JOURNEY

by **ProgRocker53** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:42 am

conversationpc wrote:
Deb wrote:
Liquid_Drummer wrote:Midnight Oil... That bald guy's voice makes me want to shove my own feces in my ears. Anything to stop hearing it once it starts.

Now there's a visual.

There used to be some "artist" that would throw his own feces at the audience. Perhaps Liquid_Drummer could attend one of those shows instead.

G.G. Allin, right?

by **Uno_up** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:17 am

Grateful Dead, Spin Doctors & Oasis. Just terrible.

by **squirt1** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:11 pm

I think the only criteria for successfol bands is record sales and concert attendence while on tour . 80% don't survive nearly as well w/o there original singer. Foreigner, Journey and Styx come to mind. Chicago is an exception because Perter Cetera wanted to go raise his daughter. VIva Aerosmith and BonJovi as examples. I still have to add Queen to that and Led Zeppelin and the Rolling Stones.

by **Liam** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:27 pm

Nirvana

by **mikemarrs** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:10 pm

yep nirvana was very very overrated.they had a couple catchy songs and the rest was pure nonstop fucking hype from MTV,rolling stone and the media.kurt cobain was made out to be some sort of 90's version of john lennon which was another very big mistake comparing a legend like lennon to some suicidial whiny ass three chord wonder.look at all the bands like motley crue,poison,def leppard that are back to selling arenas while shit like nirvana and pearl jam is dead in the water.pearl jam and smashing pumpkins together couldn't draw nowhere near what the 80's rock bands are drawing now and theses bands were suppose to be washed up when alternative hit in the early 90's,i'm glad they were wrong.

by **Liam** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:13 pm

mikemarrs wrote:yep nirvana was very very overrated.they had a couple catchy songs and the rest was pure nonstop fucking hype from MTV,rolling stone and the media.kurt cobain was made out to be some sort of 90's version of john lennon which was another very big mistake comparing a legend like lennon to some suicidial whiny ass three chord wonder.look at all the bands like motley crue,poison,def leppard that are back to selling arenas while shit like nirvana and pearl jam is dead in the water.pearl jam and smashing pumpkins together couldn't draw nowhere near what the 80's rock bands are drawing now and theses bands were suppose to be washed up when alternative hit in the early 90's,i'm glad they were wrong.

I WILL admit that I like Pearl Jam more than anything that came out of that era. At LEAST they had MUSICAL talent with Stone Gossard and Mike McCready(sp?). New lyrics to every single song on "Ten" and it could've been an AWESOME album.

by **Liquid_Drummer** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:25 am

I think I can trump everyone with one song. Worst artist ever ? hmmm.... This shit actually charted as a hit !!

You ready ? After a few seconds of listening to this song the listener may begin to feel pain, weakness, nausea and is advised to stop listening if any of these symptoms appear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIhrrk-dmQE

If I were locked in a car with this shit playing I would kill myself !!

by **yogi** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:41 am

LOVED Nirvana!!!

They deserved all the praise that they got.

Kurt was AWESOME!!!!!

Have you ever heard their MTV unplugged version of No Apologies???

One of the best songs ever!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Cobain ABSOLUTELY WAS the 90's generation's version of John Lennon.

MR

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