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Postby Barb » Wed May 07, 2008 3:52 am

Don't forget Mother's Day this weekend. :D


Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their star t from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.


What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.


What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof >ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What's th e d ifference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause >that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Dye it. You know her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing aboutyour mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head .
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Re: OT: Why God Made Moms

Postby Michigan Girl » Wed May 07, 2008 3:56 am

Barb wrote:Don't forget Mother's Day this weekend. :D


Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their star t from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.


What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.


What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof >ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What's th e d ifference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause >that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Dye it. You know her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing aboutyour mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head .


PRICELESS!!! :wink:
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Postby conversationpc » Wed May 07, 2008 4:02 am

To help us out of there when we were getting born.

God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause >that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

Mothers don't do spare time.

On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head .


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Re: OT: Why God Made Moms

Postby epresley » Wed May 07, 2008 4:03 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Barb wrote:Don't forget Mother's Day this weekend. :D


Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their star t from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.


What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.


What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof >ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What's th e d ifference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause >that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Dye it. You know her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing aboutyour mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head .


PRICELESS!!! :wink:


Now, how did I know you were going to be the FIRST to respond to this post?????????hehehehehe :wink:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Wed May 07, 2008 4:06 am

No SPARE TIME???? :wink:
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Postby Lula » Wed May 07, 2008 4:23 am

that is so sweet! i love being a mom :D
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Re: OT: Why God Made Moms

Postby lights1961 » Wed May 07, 2008 4:24 am

Barb wrote:Don't forget Mother's Day this weekend. :D


Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their star t from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.


What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice. ****PRICELESS


What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name. ***ANOTHER PRCELESS
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. **PRICELESS 3


Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof >ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What's th e d ifference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause >that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. ***really Priceless
2. Dye it. You know her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing aboutyour mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. ***Priceless 4.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head .


great ones. any mothers out there feel like this???

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Postby Liam » Wed May 07, 2008 4:25 am

He's getting bigger, Lula. Looks like a happy little kid. :-)
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Re: OT: Why God Made Moms

Postby Michigan Girl » Wed May 07, 2008 4:39 am

lights1961 wrote:
Barb wrote:Don't forget Mother's Day this weekend. :D


1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. ***really Priceless
.


great ones. any mothers out there feel like this???

Rick

I don't know Rick..I think this one might hurt me just a TAD!!! Especially since we got a coupon in the mail
from a local plastic surgeon and my oldest daughter asked me if I might like some BOTOX for Mother's Day!!
She's a DOLL and so THOUGHTFUL and if she were a second grader I may have forgiven her one day :lol: :wink:
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Postby Lula » Wed May 07, 2008 4:41 am

Liam wrote:He's getting bigger, Lula. Looks like a happy little kid. :-)


18 lbs, probably 19 now and 27 inches long. He is a growing, thriving beautiful baby boy! I'm a very happy gal :D
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Postby jrnychick » Wed May 07, 2008 6:28 am

Lula wrote:that is so sweet! i love being a mom :D


You and me both!
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Postby San Diego Gary » Wed May 07, 2008 2:29 pm

Lula wrote:
Liam wrote:He's getting bigger, Lula. Looks like a happy little kid. :-)


18 lbs, probably 19 now and 27 inches long. He is a growing, thriving beautiful baby boy! I'm a very happy gal :D


Lula, I'm so glad you're enjoying being a Mom!
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