OT: What do people say to you alot?

[Voyager]

"Ahh, Grasshopper, have patience. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but being called Grasshopper will never hurt you."



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[mistiejourney]

Getting long???? Getting long???? I thought it already was long!!!

Your hair is getting LONGER is that better ?Long as you butt dosent get longer you ll be alright lol

Does it count if the hair ON my ass is long??? [/quote]

In the words of the great philosopher, "Anonymous":

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Angiekay]

I have a nose piercing and I am ALWAYS getting asked if it hurt to get it done. I always tell them, the first time when *I* did it myself, not really, but when I had to have it repierced by a shop...THEN it hurt like bloody hell because they used a liner hook to guide it in! I pulled it out once and it slides OUT easy and painless, but has to be relined with the hook to get back in. So, when I go to the dentist or doctor and have to have xrays and they ask if I can take it out, the answer is, Uh.....NO!

I can understand ear piercing. I'll never understand nose, tongue, navel, etc., piercing. I don't get the allure. Is it a "look at me" attention-getting kinda thing?

It's a decoration, just like the ears....unless you start getting into the big posts, chains and rings...THEN it's an attention thing. Mine is a tiny little jewel stud.

[conversationpc]

It's a decoration, just like the ears....unless you start getting into the big posts, chains and rings...THEN it's an attention thing. Mine is a tiny little jewel stud. [/color][/size][/b]

I'm a stud, too, but I don't have to wear one in my nose.

[bluejeangirl76]

I always get "What's wrong" or "Hey smile, it's not that bad."
I think I have what a friend once described as 'mad eyes' because people always think I'm mad about something.
I can be walking down the street thinking about what I'm having for dinner, feeling perfectly jolly, and inevitably some asshole happens by and goes "Smile!" or "Why so angry?"

A) You don't know me, so why do you care.
B) I was feeling happy and dandy until you opened your fucking mouth.
C) You have no idea what's going on - maybe my pet turtle just got run over by a skateboard.

Think before you say that to someone. A host at a restaurant did that to me and my mom once. It was as we were on the way home from making cemetary arrangements right after my dad passed away. We needed to grab breakfast before the LONG day and were not going to cook. The guy is seating us and says "Hey, why so unhappy?" We ignored him. He came BACK around and said "are we cheered up over here?"

Mom let him have it and I gave him a look that told him he was an asshole. He did not reappear the whole meal.
And I bet he never said that to anyone again.

[Michigan Girl]

People always say "You sure have a lot of hair!" I actually have very thick hair and it's grown out a bit so it's rather, well, thick!

I can deal with thick, but when it gets longer it gets wavy! No waves!!!!!

My hair reaches the middle of my butt-and has for a few years now. Still, several times a week I get people saying "your hair is getting so long!"

Getting long???? Getting long???? I thought it already was long!!!

The hair thing...YEAH, that's a big one for me as well!!! Only for me it's...you're hair is so pretty, IS IT REAL???? But that's not the most annoying part...as they are asking they are reaching for my head!!!
So, I guess my real gripe is that I'm tired of people petting me, like a dog....their fingers DO GET tangled in this mess and it hurts!!!

That is funny I get asked if my eyes are real, I keep thinking one day I'm just going to say "No they're fake, I pop them out every night & keep them in a box till morning", lol.

NO offense, Melissa, I'm a person who notices eyes, so I would probably comment as well!!! But I can assure you, I would not poke you in the eye to verify authenticity and I'm quite sure you would not try to run your fingers through my hair to try to pull out an extension!!!

[Moon Beam]

People always say "You sure have a lot of hair!" I actually have very thick hair and it's grown out a bit so it's rather, well, thick!

I can deal with thick, but when it gets longer it gets wavy! No waves!!!!!

My hair reaches the middle of my butt-and has for a few years now. Still, several times a week I get people saying "your hair is getting so long!"

Getting long???? Getting long???? I thought it already was long!!!

The hair thing...YEAH, that's a big one for me as well!!! Only for me it's...you're hair is so pretty, IS IT REAL???? But that's not the most annoying part...as they are asking they are reaching for my head!!!
So, I guess my real gripe is that I'm tired of people petting me, like a dog....their fingers DO GET tangled in this mess and it hurts!!!

You ladies have my envy, I have friends like you with a horse mane of hair.
It's down right sickingly to thin strand Senoritas like me.

[Don]

I always get "What's wrong" or "Hey smile, it's not that bad."
I think I have what a friend once described as 'mad eyes' because people always think I'm mad about something.
I can be walking down the street thinking about what I'm having for dinner, feeling perfectly jolly, and inevitably some asshole happens by and goes "Smile!" or "Why so angry?"

A) You don't know me, so why do you care.
B) I was feeling happy and dandy until you opened your fucking mouth.
C) You have no idea what's going on - maybe my pet turtle just got run over by a skateboard.

Think before you say that to someone. A host at a restaurant did that to me and my mom once. It was as we were on the way home from making cemetary arrangements right after my dad passed away. We needed to grab breakfast before the LONG day and were not going to cook. The guy is seating us and says "Hey, why so unhappy?" We ignored him. He came BACK around and said "are we cheered up over here?"

Mom let him have it and I gave him a look that told him he was an asshole. He did not reappear the whole meal.
And I bet he never said that to anyone again.

I have been told I appear unapproachable. I had never heard of the MAD EYES look before but I guess that's what I have.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

People always say to me.."have you lost weight?"

no, I haven't but guess its a hint that I should?

how about "oh you look so slim in that."

WTHECK

did I look fat yesterday????


etc....

[bluejeangirl76]

The hair thing...YEAH, that's a big one for me as well!!! Only for me it's...you're hair is so pretty, IS IT REAL???? But that's not the most annoying part...as they are asking they are reaching for my head!!!
So, I guess my real gripe is that I'm tired of people petting me, like a dog....their fingers DO GET tangled in this mess and it hurts!!!

I used to get that constantly. My hair was to my waist and total strangers would come over wanting to touch it.
WTF is THAT about? It's just hair! Touch your OWN fucking hair! That's like "wow you have beautiful breasts, may I feel?"
Try THAT see how far you get.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

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The hair thing...YEAH, that's a big one for me as well!!! Only for me it's...you're hair is so pretty, IS IT REAL???? But that's not the most annoying part...as they are asking they are reaching for my head!!!
So, I guess my real gripe is that I'm tired of people petting me, like a dog....their fingers DO GET tangled in this mess and it hurts!!!

yea, and your nails are gorgeous! are they yours??

yes, grasshopper, they are mine- I paid cash for them.

[Natalie]

Back to hair.....when my daughter was born, she had a full head of thick, dark hair. It was beautiful-and still is...but when I would take her anywhere when she was a baby people would always walk up to me and say "look at all that hair!" I know people were just trying to be nice but when you hear it a million times a day, it gets old. I started saying "yes, I've seen it." They would also run their hands over her head-complete strangers touching my baby's head!! By the end of the day her beautiful, fluffy hair was all matted down and oily from people's greasy hands!

[Michigan Girl]

The hair thing...YEAH, that's a big one for me as well!!! Only for me it's...you're hair is so pretty, IS IT REAL???? But that's not the most annoying part...as they are asking they are reaching for my head!!!
So, I guess my real gripe is that I'm tired of people petting me, like a dog....their fingers DO GET tangled in this mess and it hurts!!!

I used to get that constantly. My hair was to my waist and total strangers would come over wanting to touch it.
WTF is THAT about? It's just hair! Touch your OWN fucking hair! That's like "wow you have beautiful breasts, may I feel?"
Try THAT see how far you get.

I do that though...when people have breast augmentations!!!

[ProgRocker53]

Yeah, I hate it when people want to touch stuff.

One time somebody tried yanking my teeth out to make sure they weren't dentures.

Another time a buddy ravaged my dorm room looking for teeth whitener.... come to find out there was a $20 bet on whether or not I used it!

He didn't find any teeth whitener, of course. He was puzzled to the contents of the first drawer he opened, however...

"....Three and a half pairs of socks, a guitar pick, the eight of diamonds, a lighter, a pair of tweezers, and.. what's this... a Rush CD case with a Toto CD inside? Sounds like a fun night..." *eye roll*

[Michigan Girl]

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The hair thing...YEAH, that's a big one for me as well!!! Only for me it's...you're hair is so pretty, IS IT REAL???? But that's not the most annoying part...as they are asking they are reaching for my head!!!
So, I guess my real gripe is that I'm tired of people petting me, like a dog....their fingers DO GET tangled in this mess and it hurts!!!

yea, and your nails are gorgeous! are they yours??

yes, grasshopper, they are mine- I paid cash for them.

THIS IS FUNNY!!

[Melissa]

People always say "You sure have a lot of hair!" I actually have very thick hair and it's grown out a bit so it's rather, well, thick!

I can deal with thick, but when it gets longer it gets wavy! No waves!!!!!

My hair reaches the middle of my butt-and has for a few years now. Still, several times a week I get people saying "your hair is getting so long!"

Getting long???? Getting long???? I thought it already was long!!!

The hair thing...YEAH, that's a big one for me as well!!! Only for me it's...you're hair is so pretty, IS IT REAL???? But that's not the most annoying part...as they are asking they are reaching for my head!!!
So, I guess my real gripe is that I'm tired of people petting me, like a dog....their fingers DO GET tangled in this mess and it hurts!!!

That is funny I get asked if my eyes are real, I keep thinking one day I'm just going to say "No they're fake, I pop them out every night & keep them in a box till morning", lol.

NO offense, Melissa, I'm a person who notices eyes, so I would probably comment as well!!! But I can assure you, I would not poke you in the eye to verify authenticity and I'm quite sure you would not try to run your fingers through my hair to try to pull out an extension!!!

If I knew you I might , Ms. StevePerryHair here gets petted all the time!

Oh I never ever get offended by people asking me if my eyes are "real", it's funny

[Melissa]

The hair thing...YEAH, that's a big one for me as well!!! Only for me it's...you're hair is so pretty, IS IT REAL???? But that's not the most annoying part...as they are asking they are reaching for my head!!!
So, I guess my real gripe is that I'm tired of people petting me, like a dog....their fingers DO GET tangled in this mess and it hurts!!!

I used to get that constantly. My hair was to my waist and total strangers would come over wanting to touch it.
WTF is THAT about? It's just hair! Touch your OWN fucking hair! That's like "wow you have beautiful breasts, may I feel?"
Try THAT see how far you get.

I do that though...when people have breast augmentations!!!

I just stare at them

[Rick]

The hair thing...YEAH, that's a big one for me as well!!! Only for me it's...you're hair is so pretty, IS IT REAL???? But that's not the most annoying part...as they are asking they are reaching for my head!!!
So, I guess my real gripe is that I'm tired of people petting me, like a dog....their fingers DO GET tangled in this mess and it hurts!!!

I used to get that constantly. My hair was to my waist and total strangers would come over wanting to touch it.
WTF is THAT about? It's just hair! Touch your OWN fucking hair! That's like "wow you have beautiful breasts, may I feel?"
Try THAT see how far you get.

I do that though...when people have breast augmentations!!!

I just stare at them

Me too.

[Melissa]

People always say to me.."have you lost weight?"

no, I haven't but guess its a hint that I should?

how about "oh you look so slim in that."

WTHECK

did I look fat yesterday????


etc....

[Natalie]

OK, here's another one. When people find out that I'm running a marathon-or ran a marathon, it's amazing how many people will ask "and how long is that marathon?" I reply...."the same distance as every marathon in the world.....26.2 miles." OR, people will tell me "oh, I ran a marathon once, it was a 6 mile one." I usually say, so you mean you ran a 10K? They try to tell me that no, they in fact ran a 6 mile marathon.....there is NO SUCH THING!!!

[RedWingFan]

They try to tell me that no, they in fact ran a 6 mile marathon.....there is NO SUCH THING!!!

Yeah, I run a marathon out to my mailbox everyday.

[treetopovskaya]

rick... my hubby is in the same boat. he now has people put money in a jar every time they "bug" him with questions! even his bosses!! it prolly wouldn't bother him so much if the same people weren't always asking him the same questions over & over... they need to write this stuff down... stop using my hubs brain as storage!! hahahaa! he uses the money to fill the beer fridge at work. for after hours. yeah... right. }:C)

I'm pretty good at fixing computers and the word has spread around the ramp at DFW. There are over 2000 of us down there, so many times a day I hear, "Hey, I've got a computer question for ya." It was pretty cool at first, but now I feel like my fucking head is going to explode if someone says that to me one more time. Actually, as annoying as it has gotten, I roll with it pretty well. It just gets old talking about the same thing all the time.

[stevew2]

Getting long???? Getting long???? I thought it already was long!!!

Your hair is getting LONGER is that better ?Long as you butt dosent get longer you ll be alright lol

Does it count if the hair ON my ass is long??? [/quote] Thats gross, How long? Prog needs to know

[ProgRocker53]

How long?

If I had a nickel for every time...

[stevew2]

How long?

If I had a nickel for every time...

Then you ld have 10 cents lol

[Michigan Girl]

You guys are mean to each other...but funny!!

[stevew2]

:lol:
You guys are mean to each other...but funny!!

He knows I have nothing against Fluffers.