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Postby tj » Sat May 10, 2008 1:50 pm

Would you use one of these things? :shock:

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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat May 10, 2008 1:52 pm

:shock: ....
But I'll bet you get some yes votes!!! :wink:
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Postby AlteredDNA » Sat May 10, 2008 2:00 pm

When you have to go, you have to go...

I've used less...
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat May 10, 2008 2:04 pm

So have I....out of public view!! :wink:
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Postby Shadowsong » Sat May 10, 2008 3:14 pm

When you're running with the pack
had a few too many
& nature calls
sometimes you just got to let loose
let the juice run between your legs
& say..."That's Hot!"

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Postby venomnation » Sat May 10, 2008 3:21 pm

Shadowsong wrote:When you're running with the pack
had a few too many
& nature calls
sometimes you just got to let loose
let the juice run between your legs
& say..."That's Hot!"

8)


Uh - No - no you don't. :lol:
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Postby tj » Sat May 10, 2008 3:34 pm

I used to work in a call center with more than 300 agents. Management started getting complaints because people would come in and sit down in a chair (it was a different chair each time) and it would be wet. Someone determined that it was urine. :shock: This went on for several weeks.

No one could determine who was peeing in the chairs. This unknown person came to be known as the "Phantom Urinator". Each day, my team would ask me if the true identity of the "Phantom" had been discovered.

Finally, it was somehow determined that the Phantom was this very matronly older woman. Picture Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith show. She had her hair up in a bun, always wore long skirts and cardigan type sweaters. She was always very pleasant to everyone, she just had a continence problem.

When asked why she kept peeing in the chairs and then just leaving them for others to sit in, she said she was too embarrassed to let anyone know. Of course, she was not employed there much longer.

The company had to spend several hundred dollars having the chairs disinfected. We would walk down the hall and see a chair with a big red BIOHAZARD sign on it and know that the Phantom had struck again.
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Postby Rip Rokken » Sat May 10, 2008 11:22 pm

tj wrote:I used to work in a call center with more than 300 agents. Management started getting complaints because people would come in and sit down in a chair (it was a different chair each time) and it would be wet. Someone determined that it was urine. :shock: This went on for several weeks.

No one could determine who was peeing in the chairs. This unknown person came to be known as the "Phantom Urinator". Each day, my team would ask me if the true identity of the "Phantom" had been discovered.

Finally, it was somehow determined that the Phantom was this very matronly older woman. Picture Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith show. She had her hair up in a bun, always wore long skirts and cardigan type sweaters. She was always very pleasant to everyone, she just had a continence problem.

When asked why she kept peeing in the chairs and then just leaving them for others to sit in, she said she was too embarrassed to let anyone know. Of course, she was not employed there much longer.

The company had to spend several hundred dollars having the chairs disinfected. We would walk down the hall and see a chair with a big red BIOHAZARD sign on it and know that the Phantom had struck again.


Man, this is borderline A-HOLE PATROL material, but somehow I just can't classify it there completely.... it's the fact she knew she was doing it and didn't say that pushes the limits. I mean, they do make Depends for that type of stuff!

Now, on to the original question -- hell to the no!!! I don't use public facilities and never have.
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Postby Andrew » Sat May 10, 2008 11:27 pm

tj wrote:I used to work in a call center with more than 300 agents. Management started getting complaints because people would come in and sit down in a chair (it was a different chair each time) and it would be wet. Someone determined that it was urine. :shock: This went on for several weeks.

No one could determine who was peeing in the chairs. This unknown person came to be known as the "Phantom Urinator". Each day, my team would ask me if the true identity of the "Phantom" had been discovered.

Finally, it was somehow determined that the Phantom was this very matronly older woman. Picture Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith show. She had her hair up in a bun, always wore long skirts and cardigan type sweaters. She was always very pleasant to everyone, she just had a continence problem.

When asked why she kept peeing in the chairs and then just leaving them for others to sit in, she said she was too embarrassed to let anyone know. Of course, she was not employed there much longer.

The company had to spend several hundred dollars having the chairs disinfected. We would walk down the hall and see a chair with a big red BIOHAZARD sign on it and know that the Phantom had struck again.



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Postby Saint John » Sat May 10, 2008 11:35 pm

This has to be a Euro idea. No, I wouldn't use it. I'd either piss in a porta-potty or on the side of a building (preferred method :lol: :shock: :oops: ).
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Postby Rick » Sat May 10, 2008 11:53 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
tj wrote:I used to work in a call center with more than 300 agents. Management started getting complaints because people would come in and sit down in a chair (it was a different chair each time) and it would be wet. Someone determined that it was urine. :shock: This went on for several weeks.

No one could determine who was peeing in the chairs. This unknown person came to be known as the "Phantom Urinator". Each day, my team would ask me if the true identity of the "Phantom" had been discovered.

Finally, it was somehow determined that the Phantom was this very matronly older woman. Picture Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith show. She had her hair up in a bun, always wore long skirts and cardigan type sweaters. She was always very pleasant to everyone, she just had a continence problem.

When asked why she kept peeing in the chairs and then just leaving them for others to sit in, she said she was too embarrassed to let anyone know. Of course, she was not employed there much longer.

The company had to spend several hundred dollars having the chairs disinfected. We would walk down the hall and see a chair with a big red BIOHAZARD sign on it and know that the Phantom had struck again.


Man, this is borderline A-HOLE PATROL material, but somehow I just can't classify it there completely.... it's the fact she knew she was doing it and didn't say that pushes the limits. I mean, they do make Depends for that type of stuff!

Now, on to the original question -- hell to the no!!! I don't use public facilities and never have.


I certainly don't like using public facilities, but sometimes it's impossible not to. Although it may be more fun to use SJ's preferred method. :lol:
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Postby scarygirl » Sun May 11, 2008 12:14 am

Saint John wrote:This has to be a Euro idea. No, I wouldn't use it. I'd either piss in a porta-potty or on the side of a building (preferred method :lol: :shock: :oops: ).


Note to self, stock up on portable chamber pots.
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Postby Saint John » Sun May 11, 2008 12:19 am

scarygirl wrote:
Saint John wrote:This has to be a Euro idea. No, I wouldn't use it. I'd either piss in a porta-potty or on the side of a building (preferred method :lol: :shock: :oops: ).


Note to self, stock up on portable chamber pots.


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Postby Rip Rokken » Sun May 11, 2008 1:01 am

Rick wrote:I certainly don't like using public facilities, but sometimes it's impossible not to. Although it may be more fun to use SJ's preferred method. :lol:


Actually, I don't mind pee-peeing in one when I have a good 3-4 foot distance between myself and the urinal, but no way would I sit on a public toilet, nor use a porta-potty. Forget that...

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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sun May 11, 2008 1:01 am

Well that all depends. If these things were setup on a busy tourist spot....no I wouldn't use one.

On the other hand, is there a ladies version of this type of pisser? If so, never know, may be a place to pick up women and "may I help you with that" would be a pickup line.
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Postby LyricalLady » Sun May 11, 2008 1:07 am

You betcha......


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Postby Rick » Sun May 11, 2008 1:11 am

Rip Rokken wrote:
Rick wrote:I certainly don't like using public facilities, but sometimes it's impossible not to. Although it may be more fun to use SJ's preferred method. :lol:


Actually, I don't mind pee-peeing in one when I have a good 3-4 foot distance between myself and the urinal, but no way would I sit on a public toilet, nor use a porta-potty. Forget that...

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:lol: :lol: :shock: :shock:
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Postby JH'sTXfan » Sun May 11, 2008 1:20 am

Andrew wrote:Strike me pink!

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Postby stevew2 » Sun May 11, 2008 1:46 am

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Postby Deb » Sun May 11, 2008 1:52 am

JH'sTXfan wrote:
Andrew wrote:Strike me pink!

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Re: Would You Go?

Postby Angiekay » Sun May 11, 2008 3:19 am

tj wrote:Would you use one of these things? :shock:

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I don't think I uh....COULD even if I wanted too!! :lol:








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Postby lights1961 » Sun May 11, 2008 3:34 am

my bladder is way too shy for those. i have a tough enough time anyway!!

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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sun May 11, 2008 3:46 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
On the other hand, is there a ladies version of this type of pisser?




If there is, I would seriously judge any woman willing to use one. Gross.
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Postby JH'sTXfan » Sun May 11, 2008 4:24 am

tj wrote:Would you use one of these things? :shock:

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Honestly, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Wonder how long 'til the perverted exposers start taking advantage of unzipping in public with children and women walking by? Looks like the women's johns right behind them.
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Re: Would You Go?

Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sun May 11, 2008 4:41 am

tj wrote:Would you use one of these things? :shock:

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Those guys aren't following proper urinal ettiquette.


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Re: Would You Go?

Postby FishinMagician » Sun May 11, 2008 10:03 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
tj wrote:Would you use one of these things? :shock:

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Those guys aren't following proper urinal ettiquette.


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http://video.aol.com/video-detail/proper-urinal-etiquette/289885118


hahaha the end is the best...if no one is watching you dont really have to wash... lol
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Postby FishinMagician » Sun May 11, 2008 10:04 am

JH'sTXfan wrote:
tj wrote:Would you use one of these things? :shock:

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Honestly, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Wonder how long 'til the perverted exposers start taking advantage of unzipping in public with children and women walking by? Looks like the women's johns right behind them.


then dont look :P
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Postby JH'sTXfan » Sun May 11, 2008 10:38 am

FishinMagician wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
tj wrote:Would you use one of these things? :shock:

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Honestly, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Wonder how long 'til the perverted exposers start taking advantage of unzipping in public with children and women walking by? Looks like the women's johns right behind them.


then dont look :P


Right. I'm still a little pissed at a incident at our local Wal-Mart. A perv was exposing himself to kids in the toy department. People like that are going to love urinals with no walls. Geez, how much could it possible cost them to put doors on them? Rant over. :P
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Postby Since 78 » Sun May 11, 2008 10:40 am

AlteredDNA wrote:When you have to go, you have to go...

I've used less...


What he said :wink:
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Postby Moose » Sun May 11, 2008 10:50 am

Since 78 wrote:
AlteredDNA wrote:When you have to go, you have to go...

I've used less...


What he said :wink:


Damn straight! :lol:
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