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Postby JrnyScarab » Sun May 11, 2008 11:20 am

The old urinal system at Fenway Park was quite interesting. Just a loooonnnng trough. You were supposed to walk up to it, whip it out, and piss into the trough while standing shoulder to shoulder with someone else right next to you. Man did that suck.
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Postby tj » Sun May 11, 2008 12:42 pm

JrnyScarab wrote:The old urinal system at Fenway Park was quite interesting. Just a loooonnnng trough. You were supposed to walk up to it, whip it out, and piss into the trough while standing shoulder to shoulder with someone else right next to you. Man did that suck.


Many college football stadiums and minor league arenas still have those. What's really funny is to watch some guy come is with a plastic cup full of beer and try to use it without spilling the beer. :D

And toilets with no stalls. You sit right down and take a dump next to whoever is on the throne to your left or right. :shock: I haven't ever used one of those, it's hard enough to be in the same room with people taking a dump and seeing them.
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Postby JrnyScarab » Sun May 11, 2008 12:51 pm

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JrnyScarab wrote:The old urinal system at Fenway Park was quite interesting. Just a loooonnnng trough. You were supposed to walk up to it, whip it out, and piss into the trough while standing shoulder to shoulder with someone else right next to you. Man did that suck.


And toilets with no stalls. You sit right down and take a dump next to whoever is on the throne to your left or right. :shock: I haven't ever used one of those, it's hard enough to be in the same room with people taking a dump and seeing them.


Taking a dump without walls around me is not gonna happen. I will not grunt and groan and make faces in front of strangers while shitting. :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sun May 11, 2008 1:01 pm

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Postby tj » Sun May 11, 2008 1:16 pm

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Postby Natalie » Sun May 11, 2008 2:21 pm

When I ran the NYC marathon my friend warned me that if I had to start on the bottom level of the Verrazano Narrows Bridge I should run in the middle of the bridge since people often pee off of the top of the bridge and if there's a wind at all the people on the outer edges of the bridge get a "shower." I was lucky enough to get to run on the top level but I saw several men peeing off the side of the bridge. I came to the conclusion it was just a status thing since the marathon STARTS on the bridge and there are plenty of facilities in the holding area before the start....and lots of "facilities" along the route, I can't imagine anyone having to go so bad in the first 1/4 mile that they HAD to pee off of the side of the bridge!
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Sun May 11, 2008 5:38 pm

JrnyScarab wrote:Taking a dump without walls around me is not gonna happen. I will not grunt and groan and make faces in front of strangers while shitting. :lol:


Yeah you got that right! I was in a club once and went to take a piss, went into the men's bathroom and one of the shitters had the stall walls removed. Some sorry drunk was sitting there taking a shit right in front of everyone. I fucking couldn't believe that shit was happening, and the place was hell of crowded at the time in there.

As for pissing in front of people, the fucking hardest time I ever had was when I was providing a urine sample for the Federal Government. No shit, the lab tech sits right in front of you and has to witness the piss going into the little bottle. Fuck I hated having to go through that. It's like preparing for it, I don't want to piss for an entire week, just so when it's time, I don't lock up when it was my turn up to bat.
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Postby Duncan » Sun May 11, 2008 7:12 pm

Saint John wrote:This has to be a Euro idea. No, I wouldn't use it. I'd either piss in a porta-potty or on the side of a building (preferred method :lol: :shock: :oops: ).


Well St John you're not going to believe this. In my city, which as you know is in Euroland, we are rather fond of a a spot of binge drinking of a weekend. At kicking out time from the pubs urinals very similar to the one in the photograph come up out of the ground. Then once every one has gone home they go back down again. It stops everyone pissing in the fountain and turning the water yellow.
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