OT: All's fair......sexiest man in the world?

[Red13JoePa]

I hear all the buzzing in unison.

They all have "vibrator repair" on speed dial.

[Luvsaugeri]

Get real men if we must be subjected to this noise.

Paul Bunyan is so hot. (Better?)

[Deb]

[a) You can have your own thread to do it it, but MOST of you also E-masturbate over the Martins and Sotos of the world in every OTHER thread, too!! With the dudes who do it, not every post in every thread mentions their beat-off fodder of the moment. It's confined to that thread.

b) These dudes are all foppish. I'll put every one of them through the wall. Get real men if we must be subjected to this noise.

I'm sure that first one was directed at me. Umm, this is a "melodicrock music" forum, right? All 3 of my fave singers fall into that category. I really like EM's, JSS's and SP's soulful vocal deliveries and will post about it..........just as others do about their favorite things to do with the music. It's funny, you can go on and on about a particular guitar riff, and I don't feel the least bit threatened. And I'm not sure what forum you are reading, but if you think all the guys on this forum are keeping all their sexy remarks down to one thread...........then you're on glue.

[Barb]

the guys here are hilarious!! can dish it out but cant take it...

R

I've noticed that. I think I'll go find some more sexy pictures to post.

[Luvsaugeri]

the guys here are hilarious!! can dish it out but cant take it...

R

I've noticed that. I think I'll go find some more sexy pictures to post.

I've noticed it too. Look at some of the avatars around here.

But they don't offend me in the least.

[Red13JoePa]

It's funny, you can go on and on about a particular guitar riff, and I don't feel the least bit threatened.

I'm not threatened, I'm sickened.
I guarantdamnTEE I talk about my favorite Neal riffs aprroximately 1/50th as much as you post about martin and soto being hot or "emoting"

[bluejeangirl76]

This is the difference between the sexes... we ladies can go into the sexy lady thread and comment favorably on the pretty women. The boys come over here and just crap all over any kind of appreciation of society's sexier fellows. What gives.

What gives is this:
a) You can have your own thread to do it it, but MOST of you also E-masturbate over the Martins and Sotos of the world in every OTHER thread, too!! With the dudes who do it, not every post in every thread mentions their beat-off fodder of the moment. It's confined to that thread.

b) These dudes are all foppish. I'll put every one of them through the wall. Get real men if we must be subjected to this noise.

Shit. You have a point. I'm in the minority on the e-masturbating (easterbating?) so often I forget what goes down (no pun intended) in other threads. However, this time, the title clearly indicated there would be easterbating, so readers beware and exit the way you came in so as not to get any on ya or slip on a snail trail.

[Red13JoePa]

@ BJG.
THAT'S how you have humor.

[Moon Beam]

JoePa go blow it out your backside Sir!

No, Ma'am.
The bile's rising in my craw due to this crap and it's about to blow out of me front end.

Aww I'm just pokin at ya Fella, I love when you get all steamed up and resemble your screaming Av.

[StevePerryHair]

the guys here are hilarious!! can dish it out but cant take it...

R

I've noticed that. I think I'll go find some more sexy pictures to post.

I think it's because they have this vision that all of us women love to look at beautiful women. (which is true, most women can look at other women and the disgust they feel isn't that it is the opposite sex, but that we wish we looked like that way maybe) Of course the guys would like think we are excited by such images.

Men however having to look at a sexy guy is just torture I guess. So we are being blessed by the art of a beautiful female body and they are being tortured with having to look at a man who they know they can't even come close to competing with, so they feel it's unfair maybe?

I dont' see why when you see the title of the thread, and you don't find sexy men attractive, why even open it? What is the purpose for that?

[Deb]

It's funny, you can go on and on about a particular guitar riff, and I don't feel the least bit threatened.

I'm not threatened, I'm sickened.
I guarantdamnTEE I talk about my favorite Neal riffs aprroximately 1/50th as much as you post about martin and soto being hot or "emoting"

So you are sickened if I think a singer "emotes"? And you translate that into e-masterbating? Ok then.

[DrFU]

slip on a snail trail.

[Red13JoePa]

I dont' see why when you see the title of the thread, and you don't find sexy men attractive, why even open it? What is the purpose for that?

Oh believe me, you.
I didn't LOOK at the contents, just went right to the end and clicked "reply" to start the righteous bashing

[Deb]

I dont' see why when you see the title of the thread, and you don't find sexy men attractive, why even open it? What is the purpose for that?

Oh believe me, you.
I didn't LOOK at the contents, just went right to the end and clicked "reply" to start the righteous bashing

You? Really?

[scarygirl]

I dont' see why when you see the title of the thread, and you don't find sexy men attractive, why even open it? What is the purpose for that?

Oh believe me, you.
I didn't LOOK at the contents, just went right to the end and clicked "reply" to start the righteous bashing

I have a sense of humor too, I just find interesting that the women journey contigent are labeled psychos. As if! Don't you know the vast majority of Serial Killers are men?

[bluejeangirl76]

:lol: @ BJG.
THAT'S how you have humor.

"You can't run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy."

- Aristotle

[Red13JoePa]

So you are sickened if I think a singer "emotes"? And you translate that into e-masterbating? Ok then.

No, no, no.
I translate the quantity of times which you talk about something like that or the appearance of your top 3 into the EFlipASwitchAndBuzz-ing.

There's a distinction.

[Deb]

I dont' see why when you see the title of the thread, and you don't find sexy men attractive, why even open it? What is the purpose for that?

Oh believe me, you.
I didn't LOOK at the contents, just went right to the end and clicked "reply" to start the righteous bashing

I have a sense of humor too, I just find interesting that the women journey contigent are labeled psychos. As if! Don't you know the vast majority of Serial Killers are men?

Oh come on, don't you know....we are sick and demented creatures?! Hell, we even find the opposite sex....attractive. For shame! Hang your head.

[strangegrey]

Was gonna ask that also.
I think he just wants to piss on the sausage parade.

Ooh ooh, sauseeege parade!

Can I contribute to???





This is either Perry's nose or someone out there breathes through his crotch!

[Rhiannon]

:lol: @ BJG.
THAT'S how you have humor.

"You can't run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy."

- Aristotle

"Too much Thai leads to a burning rim."

--Eleanor Roosevelt.

[Deb]

So you are sickened if I think a singer "emotes"? And you translate that into e-masterbating? Ok then.

No, no, no.
I translate the quantity of times which you talk about something like that or the appearance of your top 3 into the EFlipASwitchAndBuzz-ing.

There's a distinction.

Hell, I must be pretty damn exhausted then huh?! Do you visualize that every time Deano mentions BA too?

[scarygirl]

I dont' see why when you see the title of the thread, and you don't find sexy men attractive, why even open it? What is the purpose for that?

Oh believe me, you.
I didn't LOOK at the contents, just went right to the end and clicked "reply" to start the righteous bashing

I have a sense of humor too, I just find interesting that the women journey contigent are labeled psychos. As if! Don't you know the vast majority of Serial Killers are men?

Oh come on, don't you know....we are sick and demented creatures?! Hell, we even find the opposite sex....attractive. For shame! Hang your head.

Don't forget we all weigh 500 pounds and spend our days counting the facial hairs, right? :Not to mention, the real reason for our Steve Perry fixation is because we can't handle "a real man." Which in most cases means some beer swilling, bar babe baiting, chunk of a lunk. But again, why rely on stereotype?

[DrFU]

Joe made me do this:

[Rhiannon]

[yulog]

[Barb]

[strangegrey]

Sausage Party's happened as far back as ancient egypt!

[bluejeangirl76]

Was gonna ask that also.
I think he just wants to piss on the sausage parade.

Ooh ooh, sauseeege parade!

Can I contribute to???

This is either Perry's nose or someone out there breathes through his crotch!

Jesus christ Frank, that's gross as hell.
I still laughed though.

(30 years guys... the nose jokes aren't old yet?)

[scarygirl]

Sausage Party's happened as far back as ancient egypt!

That is disturbing.

[strangegrey]

(30 years guys... the nose jokes aren't old yet?)

Obviously not!

Hell, Perry himself could laugh at himself...so can I!

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