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Postby Perrydise » Sun May 18, 2008 1:34 pm

OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian man who asked his lover to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest during a rough sex game almost died when she accidentally pressed too hard and punctured his heart, a newspaper said on Thursday.
The Winnipeg Free Press said the 25-year-old woman had been sentenced to three years' probation after she pleaded guilty to assaulting the man in February 2007.

The 24-year-old man was initially given little chance of survival but made a full recovery and is backing the woman. Both had been drinking heavily and engaging in rough sex when he asked the woman to carve the symbol, the paper said.


(I always knew those canucks were kinky)


SYDNEY (Reuters) - A man politely waited his turn in a queue at a busy central Sydney post office before jumping over the counter, grabbing money from two tills and running off, police said on Thursday. Police said the man dropped some of the money and a large knife as he escaped, pursued by post office staff, following the Wednesday afternoon robbery in the heart of Sydney's central business district.

Police are hunting the man, said to be in his 20s.


(At least he remembered his manners)

HUSAVIK, Iceland (Reuters) - Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.
Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.

His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.

The largest, from a sperm whale, is 70 kg (154 lb) and 1.7 meters (5.58 ft) long. The smallest, a hamster penis bone, is just 2 mm and must be viewed through a magnifying glass.

You need to see the rest of this story http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080515/od_ ... JcWgas0NUE

(Phallological Museum - they just should have called it a "deli" all shapes and sizes.)
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Postby Rick » Sun May 18, 2008 1:38 pm

For some reason I read, "Strange Grey News" :lol: Sorry Frank, don't even know what to call that mental fuck up. :lol:
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Postby fightingilliniJRNY » Sun May 18, 2008 1:42 pm

Rick wrote:For some reason I read, "Strange Grey News" :lol: Sorry Frank, don't even know what to call that mental fuck up. :lol:


Dude. I read it the same way. :lol: I was wondering what strange news they had about Frank.
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Postby Rick » Sun May 18, 2008 1:53 pm

fightingilliniJRNY wrote:
Rick wrote:For some reason I read, "Strange Grey News" :lol: Sorry Frank, don't even know what to call that mental fuck up. :lol:


Dude. I read it the same way. :lol: I was wondering what strange news they had about Frank.


Thank God, I thought it was my brain screwing up on me. :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sun May 18, 2008 5:56 pm

Rick wrote:
fightingilliniJRNY wrote:
Rick wrote:For some reason I read, "Strange Grey News" :lol: Sorry Frank, don't even know what to call that mental fuck up. :lol:


Dude. I read it the same way. :lol: I was wondering what strange news they had about Frank.


Thank God, I thought it was my brain screwing up on me. :lol:


I did it too. :shock: I think we see "strange" and out minds just add "grey".
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Re: O.T Strange strange news....

Postby Moon Beam » Mon May 19, 2008 3:00 am

Perrydise wrote:
The largest, from a sperm whale, is 70 kg (154 lb) and 1.7 meters (5.58 ft) long.




Some search skilled someone needs to go find a pic please.....I gotta see that to believe it! :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon May 19, 2008 4:25 am

Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.

His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.



A penis museum?! :shock: His "collection"?! "Preserved members"?!

Too many jokes. Just too many. My humor pipe just clogged right up. :shock:
(hmm.... humor pipe... Rhiannon, add that to your list of euphamisms for penis... :lol: )

Wait I got one. So how do you become a member of the penis museum anyway? *snicker*
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