OT: When you're feeling dumb....

by **Rick** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:39 am

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"

-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in Texas
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California I practically grew up in Phoenix "

-- Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?"

--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

--Department of Social Service s, Greenville , South Carolina
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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."

--Keppel Enderbery
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:16 am

Rick wrote:"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey
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LOL!!!!!

by **AlteredDNA** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:37 am

Rip Rokken wrote:
Rick wrote:"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey
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LOL!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a5GPeu3fkUg - While on the subject of Ms. Carey...

by **JH'sTXfan** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:39 am

AlteredDNA wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
Rick wrote:"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey
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LOL!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a5GPeu3fkUg - While on the subject of Ms. Carey...

It's a good thing she can sing, even McDonald's wouldn't be able to utilize her. :lol:

by **Maui Tom** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:40 am

HOW was this one left out?

"are you guys going to the concert?"

Dave Perry

by **Rick** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:51 am

Maui Tom wrote:HOW was this one left out?

"are you guys going to the concert?"

Dave Perry

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:13 am

Maui Tom wrote:HOW was this one left out?

"are you guys going to the concert?"

Dave Perry

Do you think he sits at home and watches that video he made there?

by **DrFU** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:20 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:HOW was this one left out?

"are you guys going to the concert?"

Dave Perry

Do you think he sits at home and watches that video he made there?

Hey, even if I don't make the Revelation DVD, I'm on DP's... :lol:

Of course, I said my name was Valerie...

by **Natalie** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:20 am

I'm sure some of my adages could go down in the "Idiocy Hall of Fame" as well, but....who could forget this one??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

by **Maui Tom** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:44 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:HOW was this one left out?

"are you guys going to the concert?"

Dave Perry

Do you think he sits at home and watches that video he made there?

Yep.....in full concert gear too...

by **Maui Tom** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:45 am

DrFU wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:HOW was this one left out?

"are you guys going to the concert?"

Dave Perry

Do you think he sits at home and watches that video he made there?

Hey, even if I don't make the Revelation DVD, I'm on DP's...

Of course, I said my name was Valerie...

I actually believe you!

by **DrFU** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:50 am

Maui Tom wrote:
DrFU wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:HOW was this one left out?

"are you guys going to the concert?"

Dave Perry

Do you think he sits at home and watches that video he made there?

Hey, even if I don't make the Revelation DVD, I'm on DP's...

Of course, I said my name was Valerie...

I actually believe you!

'tis true..... a) I was in the clutches of demon rum & b) he'd just talked to two other women really named Valerie; thought he'd get the joke :roll:

by **X factor** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:51 am

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

Correction- Bennett was the COACH of the KSU bball team! Even better!!!!

by **Sarah** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:43 am

Rip Rokken wrote:
Rick wrote:"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey
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LOL!!!!!

She didn't really say that... it was taken from a parody

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.asp

MR

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