OT: HILARIOUS Chuck Norris Site just for Niggy!

[Carlitto H@kk]

http://chucknorrisisgod.com/

These are some HILARIOUS Chuck Norris "Facts"
I'm sure Niggy agrees w/ them all!

Just reading the first few pages,
this one is one of my faves:
"# 298 Chuck Norris was born feet first so he could Roundhouse
kick the doctor. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris. "

[Rick]

http://chucknorrisisgod.com/

These are some HILARIOUS Chuck Norris "Facts"
I'm sure Niggy agrees w/ them all!

Just reading the first few pages,
this one is one of my faves:
"# 298 Chuck Norris was born feet first so he could Roundhouse
kick the doctor. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris. "

Those were fantastic. The old potato sacker.

[TRAGChick]

# 196 "Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool."

4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (889 votes)

[NealIsGod]

Some really good ones in there. Thanks, Carl!

[conversationpc]

# 196 "Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool."

4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (889 votes)

[Rip Rokken]

I think it's time for a Don Dokken Is God website.

[Natalie]

I think it's time for a Don Dokken Is God website.

Should we start calling you DIGGY?

[DrFU]

The attitude is being passed down...

I was in line at the local Kroger (grocery story) behind Chuck, his wife, and two boys not long ago. (Really, his Lone Wolf ranch is in Navasota, about 15 miles from me). The cashier and the others in line were trying to be cool and not gawk or say anything stupid. As Chuck finished checking out, the smallest boy (about 6, maybe) looks around, does a major eye roll, and announces, "YES, it's REALLY him" as they walk out the door.

[tj]

My favorite is: One may score perfectly on the SATs simply by writing Chuck Norris's name in the Answer Booklet.

[JH'sTXfan]

The attitude is being passed down...

I was in line at the local Kroger (grocery story) behind Chuck, his wife, and two boys not long ago. (Really, his Lone Wolf ranch is in Navasota, about 15 miles from me). The cashier and the others in line were trying to be cool and not gawk or say anything stupid. As Chuck finished checking out, the smallest boy (about 6, maybe) looks around, does a major eye roll, and announces, "YES, it's REALLY him" as they walk out the door.

It's a nice ranch. I drive past it when I go visit my hometown in E. Texas. On the same road is also a monastery that raises miniature horses, and a nudist resort. Interesting little country road.

[DrFU]

The attitude is being passed down...

I was in line at the local Kroger (grocery story) behind Chuck, his wife, and two boys not long ago. (Really, his Lone Wolf ranch is in Navasota, about 15 miles from me). The cashier and the others in line were trying to be cool and not gawk or say anything stupid. As Chuck finished checking out, the smallest boy (about 6, maybe) looks around, does a major eye roll, and announces, "YES, it's REALLY him" as they walk out the door.

It's a nice ranch. I drive past it when I go visit my hometown in E. Texas. On the same road is also a monastery that raises miniature horses, and a nudist resort. Interesting little country road.

I know that road! My mom lives in East Texas, too. I've visited the mini horses, but not the other establishment

[JH'sTXfan]

The attitude is being passed down...

I was in line at the local Kroger (grocery story) behind Chuck, his wife, and two boys not long ago. (Really, his Lone Wolf ranch is in Navasota, about 15 miles from me). The cashier and the others in line were trying to be cool and not gawk or say anything stupid. As Chuck finished checking out, the smallest boy (about 6, maybe) looks around, does a major eye roll, and announces, "YES, it's REALLY him" as they walk out the door.

It's a nice ranch. I drive past it when I go visit my hometown in E. Texas. On the same road is also a monastery that raises miniature horses, and a nudist resort. Interesting little country road.

I know that road! My mom lives in East Texas, too. I've visited the mini horses, but not the other establishment

Liveoak nudist resort has an "adopt a highway" sign up. Do they pick up litter in the nude?

[DrFU]

The attitude is being passed down...

I was in line at the local Kroger (grocery story) behind Chuck, his wife, and two boys not long ago. (Really, his Lone Wolf ranch is in Navasota, about 15 miles from me). The cashier and the others in line were trying to be cool and not gawk or say anything stupid. As Chuck finished checking out, the smallest boy (about 6, maybe) looks around, does a major eye roll, and announces, "YES, it's REALLY him" as they walk out the door.

It's a nice ranch. I drive past it when I go visit my hometown in E. Texas. On the same road is also a monastery that raises miniature horses, and a nudist resort. Interesting little country road.

I know that road! My mom lives in East Texas, too. I've visited the mini horses, but not the other establishment

Liveoak nudist resort has an "adopt a highway" sign up. Do they pick up litter in the nude?

[JH'sTXfan]