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Postby T-Bone » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:25 am

I got off work at 6am and drove my tired ass over to Wallyworld to snag up my Journey CD. I walked down the rack and found the CD spacer advertising the CD's release as June 3rd, but no CD's. I checked through the rows next to it and still nothing. There was a Wally Worker wandering around aimlessly in the isle so I asked her where the CD was. She looked kind of puzzled and said she didn't know. Then asked "is it a DVD?" I reponded that it wasn't and pointed to the spacer thing. She still looked puzzled. Then she tried to tell me that the CD's didn't come in yet and she didn't know if they'd be getting any. I showed her the spacer for the CD and told her that it't advertised RIGHT HERE!!! She walked away with no expression at all. Kind of like she was in a trance, or on some pretty heavy meds. I was pissed and turned around to leave and noticed one of their big carts at the end of the isle. I then motioned to her and asked her if it was possibly in the boxes on the cart and she told me NO again. So I took it upon myself to go to the cart, and right next to her, pull out the fucking CD, right from the top box, that was opened, and that she was counting or something. I told her "This is the one you said wasn't here". I started walking away and she got all mad and said that "We can't sell it yet!!! You can't do that" I looked at my watch and informed her that it was June 3rd and the release date that they had advertised was June 3rd, so I'm going to pay for it at the front counter. :roll: :roll: :roll: The fucking tool stood there looking puzzled again and went back to what she was doing.... Morons...

I now have my cd set home safe and sound 8)
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Postby bru87tr » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:26 am

and this is why the only job she can get is at walmart.

morons!!!
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Postby NealIsGod » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:27 am

WalMart only hires the best and brightest. :lol:
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Postby maverick218 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:28 am

Well,
That's wal mart for you. I ordered mine online (hasn't come as of now) so I wouldn't have to deal with the same thing.
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Postby journey062393 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:22 am

I guess they already filled the door greeter position already, so they had to stick her somewhere! :lol:
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Postby Rip Rokken » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:26 am

This belongs under the A-HOLE PATROL thread! LOL!!!

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Postby The_Noble_Cause » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:34 am

NealIsGod wrote:WalMart only hires the best and brightest. :lol:


Walmart is currently America's largest employer.
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Postby Angiekay » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:38 am



I rest my Walmart case. Certain present company withstanding :wink: , the help is as stupid as their cliental. :wink: :roll: :lol:

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Postby AlteredDNA » Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:42 am

Angiekay wrote:

I rest my Walmart case. Certain present company withstanding :wink: , the help is as stupid and their cliental. :wink: :roll: :lol:



If I never frequented any establishments that had sub-par customer service from time to time, I would hardly ever leave the house... :wink:
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Postby STORY_TELLER » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:08 am

The_Noble_Cause wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:WalMart only hires the best and brightest. :lol:


Walmart is currently America's largest employer.
Why do you hate your fellow countrymen?


Because they are pushing out smaller local specialized retailers wherever they go, homogenizing towns and local societal experiences, making it so the little guy can't compete. They might be the largest employer, but at minimum wages.
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Re: Walmart Knucklehead

Postby STORY_TELLER » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:10 am

T-Bone wrote:I got off work at 6am and drove my tired ass over to Wallyworld to snag up my Journey CD. I walked down the rack and found the CD spacer advertising the CD's release as June 3rd, but no CD's. I checked through the rows next to it and still nothing. There was a Wally Worker wandering around aimlessly in the isle so I asked her where the CD was. She looked kind of puzzled and said she didn't know. Then asked "is it a DVD?" I reponded that it wasn't and pointed to the spacer thing. She still looked puzzled. Then she tried to tell me that the CD's didn't come in yet and she didn't know if they'd be getting any. I showed her the spacer for the CD and told her that it't advertised RIGHT HERE!!! She walked away with no expression at all. Kind of like she was in a trance, or on some pretty heavy meds. I was pissed and turned around to leave and noticed one of their big carts at the end of the isle. I then motioned to her and asked her if it was possibly in the boxes on the cart and she told me NO again. So I took it upon myself to go to the cart, and right next to her, pull out the fucking CD, right from the top box, that was opened, and that she was counting or something. I told her "This is the one you said wasn't here". I started walking away and she got all mad and said that "We can't sell it yet!!! You can't do that" I looked at my watch and informed her that it was June 3rd and the release date that they had advertised was June 3rd, so I'm going to pay for it at the front counter. :roll: :roll: :roll: The fucking tool stood there looking puzzled again and went back to what she was doing.... Morons...

I now have my cd set home safe and sound 8)


I had the exact same experience, only without the happy ending (insert massage joke here). The store didn't have the CD, but the person who "helped" me, didn't have an educated answer. She didn't even look into it. Just spoke speculatively off the top of her head.
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Postby Barb » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:12 am

I ventured back to the big Wal-Mart in EAST SAN JOSE this morning before I went to work. I was actually impressed with the friendly greeter and the organization of the store. All the Journey CDs were nicely displayed and there were plenty of them. The cashiers were friendly and polite. Not at all what I expected from Wal-Mart, let alone in that part of town!
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Postby The_Noble_Cause » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:17 am

STORY_TELLER wrote:Because they are pushing out smaller local specialized retailers wherever they go, homogenizing towns and local societal experiences, making it so the little guy can't compete. They might be the largest employer, but at minimum wages.


First off, NIG doesn't actually hate Americans. I don't even know why you entertained my stupid bait post.
Secondly, you are discussing the corporation itself, whereas I was discussing the employees.
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Postby STORY_TELLER » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:28 am

The_Noble_Cause wrote:
STORY_TELLER wrote:Because they are pushing out smaller local specialized retailers wherever they go, homogenizing towns and local societal experiences, making it so the little guy can't compete. They might be the largest employer, but at minimum wages.


First off, NIG doesn't actually hate Americans. I don't even know why you entertained my stupid bait post.
Secondly, you are discussing the corporation itself, whereas I was discussing the employees.



If your meaning was just about the employees, you should have been more clear. The sentence structure makes it sound like you're talking about the corporation, the owners of which are made up of our fellow countrymen. :wink:
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Postby The_Noble_Cause » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:30 am

STORY_TELLER wrote:If your meaning was just about the employees, you should have been more clear. The sentence structure makes it sound like you're talking about the corporation...


I can see that. However, NIG was talking about the "best and brightest" that work there.

STORY_TELLER wrote:...the owners of which are made up of our fellow countrymen. :wink:


No, no. Those are faceless transnational corporate whores.
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Postby mmberry301 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:31 am

The associate at the Walmart I went to this morning did not know anything about the release although the sign was right behind her :)

We both laughed and she finally went to the back to find it.....after 15 mins I got mine. YIPPEE!!!!!

It's about time... 8)

It was a good drive to work....for once
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Postby MrsPerry » Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:09 am

we have a good set of peeps at walmart here where i live in South Dakota. Hope to snag mine the end of the week.
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Postby MidNightTrain » Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:16 am

She should have said that they opened the store at 5am and sold all 300 copies.
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Postby Angiekay » Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:17 am

MrsPerry wrote:we have a good set of peeps at walmart here where i live in South Dakota. Hope to snag mine the end of the week.


!? Where in SD do you live?

SD Walmarts...let's see...

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Postby pinkfloyd1973 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:01 am

The_Noble_Cause wrote:
STORY_TELLER wrote:If your meaning was just about the employees, you should have been more clear. The sentence structure makes it sound like you're talking about the corporation...


I can see that. However, NIG was talking about the "best and brightest" that work there.

STORY_TELLER wrote:...the owners of which are made up of our fellow countrymen. :wink:


No, no. Those are faceless transnational corporate whores.




Thanks, I am one of those people who work for Wal-Mart you call "the best and the brightest" (noted on the sarcasm). You sound like one of those rude ignorant people we get a lot at my store :roll:


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Postby conversationpc » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:06 am

pinkfloyd1973 wrote:Thanks, I am one of those people who work for Wal-Mart you call "the best and the brightest" (noted on the sarcasm). You sound like one of those rude ignorant people we get a lot at my store :roll:


Robin :evil:


You're responding to the wrong person here. NeilIsGod is the one who originally said that.
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Postby weatherman90 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:06 am

In Bismarck there was a serious lack of promotion.

I went to our south Walmart Supercenter, to find that at 10:00 AM they still haven't put them out. There were no displays, no ads, nothing. I had to ask for it, at which point the sales rep went in the back and grabbed it out of a box.

At the north location, they just had Revelation scattered randomly wherever they could find room. Usually 1 or 2 copies randomly placed on shelves. No banners or posters or special displays.
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Postby Arkansas » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:14 am

You've always gotta problem with somebody.
Forgive me, but I don't understand.

It's like you channel 'Stewie' or something.

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Postby NunYoBusiness » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:15 am

weatherman90 wrote:In Bismarck there was a serious lack of promotion.

I went to our south Walmart Supercenter, to find that at 10:00 AM they still haven't put them out. There were no displays, no ads, nothing. I had to ask for it, at which point the sales rep went in the back and grabbed it out of a box.

At the north location, they just had Revelation scattered randomly wherever they could find room. Usually 1 or 2 copies randomly placed on shelves. No banners or posters or special displays.


Is it any wonder why rock is dying, all the kids listen to is throwaway music. You would think with the huge promotional push they have had on this release they would make sure it was on the shelves. Hell when the Eagles (Crummy) new CD was released they had them every 3 inches all over the store. Would love to see this one chart high in the U.S.
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Postby AlienC » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:27 am

The_Noble_Cause wrote:
STORY_TELLER wrote:...the owners of which are made up of our fellow countrymen. :wink:


No, no. Those are faceless transnational corporate whores.


They are indeed this centuries version of The Robber Barons.

Something they don't make too much about is how they convince local governments to refund the the sales tax collected to Wal-Mart Central.
As an incentive to not go to the next county over and build there. Then they do anyway, and call it "Market Demand". Meanwhile, the local government's tax revenues, are now diverted to the benefit of a single entity, rather than the citizens it was originally intended.

For a much better and in depth explanation, go read "Free Lunch" by David Johnston.

I did, and it's not very pretty.

I don't shop at WalMart, no matter what.

Sure, they may have low prices, but at what cost?
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Postby Arkansas » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:48 am

AlienC wrote: ... I don't shop at WalMart, no matter what. ...


So, you don't have the new album, or don't have it through the standard consumer channel?
Not trying to pick a fight - we've met over the many years and I've always admired you - just asking a simple question.
Thanks.


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Postby AlienC » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:59 am

Arkansas wrote:
AlienC wrote: ... I don't shop at WalMart, no matter what. ...


So, you don't have the new album, or don't have it through the standard consumer channel?
Not trying to pick a fight - we've met over the many years and I've always admired you - just asking a simple question.
Thanks.


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I usually buy media in the used market.

Furthermore, I'm not in love with any of the songs enough to seek it out, given the clips I've heard.

AP does a real good job, though. I just hope they don't hurt the little fella. < said in John Wayne voice :lol:
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Postby pinkfloyd1973 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:22 pm

conversationpc wrote:
pinkfloyd1973 wrote:Thanks, I am one of those people who work for Wal-Mart you call "the best and the brightest" (noted on the sarcasm). You sound like one of those rude ignorant people we get a lot at my store :roll:


Robin :evil:


You're responding to the wrong person here. NeilIsGod is the one who originally said that.


My bad, double-quoting will do that :lol:

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Postby hoagiepete » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:28 pm

I drove to the nearest WalMart during lunch today. Quickly passing an old couple shuffling into the store and on past the greeter, I made a beeline to the electronics department. Finding the Journey tab in no time...I was pumped...there was the $5.00 re-release of Escape with the four bonus tracks, the greatest hits, another greatest hits...but...shit...no Revelation in the rack.

I thought the Topeka Walmart let me down. Filled with angst, I quickly looked for and soon found the nearest WalMart guy. When asked if they had the newest Journey release, he didn't hesitate and said "God yes. We sure do." I breathed a sigh of relief and said "Good deal!" He said, "We've been playing excerpts of the concert all morning and they sound great." I turned and looked and there they were, filling the bank of Vizio tvs.

He led me to the new release rack and proudly handed me a copy. He said he loved his Essential Journey cd, but wished they had a couple of more off Infinity and Evolution. He couldn't think of their names though. I thought, hey, WalMart guy has some good taste. He then said he is buying his copy of Revelation as soon as he gets off work.

He also told me he was singing in a karaoke contest tonight at a local pub and was hoping to get his fellow Walmart workers to come cheer for him because there was $1000 on the line. He has a Neil Diamond tune all lined up and thinks he has a chance.

Thank you WalMart Guy...and good luck.
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Re: Walmart Knucklehead

Postby scarygirl » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:35 pm

T-Bone wrote:I got off work at 6am and drove my tired ass over to Wallyworld to snag up my Journey CD. I walked down the rack and found the CD spacer advertising the CD's release as June 3rd, but no CD's. I checked through the rows next to it and still nothing. There was a Wally Worker wandering around aimlessly in the isle so I asked her where the CD was. She looked kind of puzzled and said she didn't know. Then asked "is it a DVD?" I reponded that it wasn't and pointed to the spacer thing. She still looked puzzled. Then she tried to tell me that the CD's didn't come in yet and she didn't know if they'd be getting any. I showed her the spacer for the CD and told her that it't advertised RIGHT HERE!!! She walked away with no expression at all. Kind of like she was in a trance, or on some pretty heavy meds. I was pissed and turned around to leave and noticed one of their big carts at the end of the isle. I then motioned to her and asked her if it was possibly in the boxes on the cart and she told me NO again. So I took it upon myself to go to the cart, and right next to her, pull out the fucking CD, right from the top box, that was opened, and that she was counting or something. I told her "This is the one you said wasn't here". I started walking away and she got all mad and said that "We can't sell it yet!!! You can't do that" I looked at my watch and informed her that it was June 3rd and the release date that they had advertised was June 3rd, so I'm going to pay for it at the front counter. :roll: :roll: :roll: The fucking tool stood there looking puzzled again and went back to what she was doing.... Morons...

I now have my cd set home safe and sound 8)


Oh that's nothing. I went to Walmart over the weekend (JIC) and asked if they had the new Journey CD. THe guy was like, is that a SOUNDTRACK?
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