Don Dokken -- "I'm not Steve Perry"

[bluejeangirl76]

Ding-ass... she was speaking in future tense.

I'll give you 20 bucks if you ask him to wiggle for you.

DONE.

Don't dare me to do crazy shit like that, especially when money is involved.

I hear he's really nice so I think he's too nice a guy to slug you.
But can I be there when you ask Perry to sign Revelation?
For that I'd give you 100 bucks just so I can hear him call you a dirty motherfucker.

[Rhiannon]

DONE.

Don't dare me to do crazy shit like that, especially when money is involved.

I hear he's really nice so I think he's too nice a guy to slug you.
But can I be there when you ask Perry to sign Revelation?
For that I'd give you 100 bucks just so I can hear him call you a dirty motherfucker.

If he calls me that, I'll punch him in the taint.

You gotta understand, I'm not read and educated in the backstory on most of the diseases of Loonacy and Wigglerisms. I have a handy-dandy tool that gets me out of trouble constantly called "playing dumb".

[bluejeangirl76]

DONE.

Don't dare me to do crazy shit like that, especially when money is involved.

I hear he's really nice so I think he's too nice a guy to slug you.
But can I be there when you ask Perry to sign Revelation?
For that I'd give you 100 bucks just so I can hear him call you a dirty motherfucker.

If he calls me that, I'll punch him in the taint.

Remind me never to piss you off.
*covers taint and cries "Abuse!"* That's just hardcore, man.

[Rhiannon]

Remind me never to piss you off.

Rightful indignation. That's all the anger I possess.

*covers taint and cries "Abuse!"* That's just hardcore, man.

Better call the ATJL.

[Rip Rokken]

It's not like I'll be up there with Rhi, making SA sign her copy of Frontiers.

She did?!? LOL! And did he?

Ding-ass... she was speaking in future tense.

I'll give you 20 bucks if you ask him to wiggle for you.

Rhi-billy, step away from the celebrity, immediately!



Someone needs to tell me exactly what a "wiggler" is, and where the name came from, btw....

[Rip Rokken]

I hear he's really nice so I think he's too nice a guy to slug you.
But can I be there when you ask Perry to sign Revelation?
For that I'd give you 100 bucks just so I can hear him call you a dirty motherfucker.

I think the Perry term is "c*cks*cker", actually, per that audio clip Rick sent me... haha! Wait... he DID say MF'er too, in that YouTube clip!

[Rip Rokken]

DONE.

Don't dare me to do crazy shit like that, especially when money is involved.

I hear he's really nice so I think he's too nice a guy to slug you.
But can I be there when you ask Perry to sign Revelation?
For that I'd give you 100 bucks just so I can hear him call you a dirty motherfucker.

If he calls me that, I'll punch him in the taint.

Remind me never to piss you off.
*covers taint and cries "Abuse!"* That's just hardcore, man.

Val, if you are reading all of this, I have NOTHING to do with these girls' behavior, and we can always put them at the table furthest away from the stage if necessary... LOL!

[Rhiannon]

Val, if you are reading all of this, I have NOTHING to do with these girls' behavior, and we can always put them at the table furthest away from the stage if necessary... LOL!

All that taint punching and stuff was in reference to Espee. All other taints are safe. ...As of now.

[bluejeangirl76]

Remind me never to piss you off.

Rightful indignation. That's all the anger I possess.

Yeah but.... TAINT?!?!

[Rhiannon]

Remind me never to piss you off.

Rightful indignation. That's all the anger I possess.

Yeah but.... TAINT?!?!

Be glad it taint your vag and it taint your ass!

[Rip Rokken]

Yeah but.... TAINT?!?!

Not being familiar with the term, I actually had to look this up on UrbanDictionary -- what a model for modern education that place is....

1. Taint
The area between the nutsack and a$$hole that prevent a man from sh*tting on his nuts. See durf.
"If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!"

2. Taint
't aint quite your arse and 't aint quite your bollocks it that bit in between
"Pass me that cactus.... i have an itchy taint"

And here I was thinking it was a contraction for the two proper words "it" and "ain't"!

[Rhiannon]

Rokken Fail.

[bluejeangirl76]

Val, if you are reading all of this, I have NOTHING to do with these girls' behavior, and we can always put them at the table furthest away from the stage if necessary... LOL!

Hell NO. *I* am not the one threatening celebrities EXTREMELY private areas here. I was promised a certain space and I plan to be present and accounted for in said space and I promise to behave through the first 4 martinis.

[bluejeangirl76]

"Pass me that cactus.... i have an itchy taint"

ROFLMMFAO!

Taint abuse redefined.

[Rip Rokken]

"Pass me that cactus.... i have an itchy taint"

ROFLMMFAO!

Taint abuse redefined.

Cactus?!? Ain't he afraid of the prick?

[Rhiannon]

CAPTAIN'S LOG
Stardate 169008.4

Today on board the Enterprise we encountered the Klingon army. I had an itchy taint.

TRUE STORY.

[Rip Rokken]

CAPTAIN'S LOG
Stardate 169008.4

Today on board the Enterprise we encountered the Klingon army. I had an itchy taint.

TRUE STORY.

What did Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's Log!

TRUE STORY!


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[Andrew]

God help us...3 pages on this shit topic!

[Rip Rokken]

God help us...3 pages on this shit topic!

I'm sorry, can you repeat? My broadband connection flaked out before I could read your post.

[Vladan]

LSA is excellent.

part of my fav 4 albums this year.


Dokken
Journey
Asia
Whitesnake

have all killed this summer with great new albums. been a long time comin.

I agree 100% -- my top four albums of the year, also, but in a different order:

Dokken
ASIA
Whitesnake
Journey

That's pretty biased! the Whitenake album wasn't good at all. But I am not going to even bother with Dokken's new one - I can already see how this one is going to pan out. Let me guess, Don Dokken is a better singer than Steve Perry and Arnel Pineda? ofcourse i'm just breaking the chains!

you havent been listening or plain dont like Whitesnake if you can seriously can say it isnt good at all. its great!!!!


I also would have ranked LSA higher if Don sang stronger. not better, just with more guts.

Dude I love Whitesnake, one of my favourite groups ever! top 5. But the album, it's just not that good. Is there a catchy tune on there, where are those "classic hooks" to die for. It's missing eveyrthing whitesnake stood for in my opinion.

[bru87tr]

LSA is excellent.

part of my fav 4 albums this year.


Dokken
Journey
Asia
Whitesnake

have all killed this summer with great new albums. been a long time comin.

I agree 100% -- my top four albums of the year, also, but in a different order:

Dokken
ASIA
Whitesnake
Journey

That's pretty biased! the Whitenake album wasn't good at all. But I am not going to even bother with Dokken's new one - I can already see how this one is going to pan out. Let me guess, Don Dokken is a better singer than Steve Perry and Arnel Pineda? ofcourse i'm just breaking the chains!

you havent been listening or plain dont like Whitesnake if you can seriously can say it isnt good at all. its great!!!!


I also would have ranked LSA higher if Don sang stronger. not better, just with more guts.

Dude I love Whitesnake, one of my favourite groups ever! top 5. But the album, it's just not that good. Is there a catchy tune on there, where are those "classic hooks" to die for. It's missing eveyrthing whitesnake stood for in my opinion.

hhmmm, I dont know what to tell you. every song has "classic hooks" and I dont skip one song. my wife isnt the biggest WS fan and she likes this album. trust me, thats saying alot. its not even her type of music.

personally , this album is the best they have done since 1987. DA has revived WS, I dont know how you are not hearing the great guitar. this is 2008, this is a prety impressive album to come out long after WS had its day in the sun.

[Rip Rokken]

Dude I love Whitesnake, one of my favourite groups ever! top 5. But the album, it's just not that good. Is there a catchy tune on there, where are those "classic hooks" to die for. It's missing eveyrthing whitesnake stood for in my opinion.

hhmmm, I dont know what to tell you. every song has "classic hooks" and I dont skip one song. my wife isnt the biggest WS fan and she likes this album. trust me, thats saying alot. its not even her type of music.

personally , this album is the best they have done since 1987. DA has revived WS, I dont know how you are not hearing the great guitar. this is 2008, this is a prety impressive album to come out long after WS had its day in the sun.

I'm kinda having the Revelation effect from it -- I do enjoy it when I'm listening, but something's just not sticking to my ribs, and I'm not remembering much about the songs later (except for "Best Years" and "All I Want All I Need"). Compare that to tracks like "Cryin' In The Rain" and "Still Of The Night", "Judgement Day", and tons of others from those 2 albums, and these are ok, but aren't having the same staying power with me for some reason. I'll keep on listening, though.

[texafana]

Andrew-open up a Dokken forum and save us all already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed.

[Since 78]

Andrew-open up a Dokken forum and save us all already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed.

Please!!!!!!!

[S2M]

Now those are two Cds i just couldn't wrap my ears around......LSA, and the New WS....now the new House of Lords - now there's a masterpiece!

[Rip Rokken]

Now those are two Cds i just couldn't wrap my ears around......LSA, and the New WS....now the new House of Lords - now there's a masterpiece!

Hopefully your ears aren't big enough to wrap around LSA, else I'd suspect you were an elephant!