Schlong Size Preference - The Vote Is In

by **Voyager** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:28 am

The ladies have spoken:

Link

by **Since 78** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:37 am

Voyager wrote:The ladies have spoken:

Link

This is going to be a fun thread!!! :lol:

by **Rhiannon** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:40 am

Every man on MR is going for his tape measure right now. :lol:

by **Rip Rokken** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:48 am

Does the size preference change if you are taking two or more of them at the same time?

by **Arkansas** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:50 am

I won't deny that I've only got four inches.
But hey, some chicks like it that wide.

later~

by **Don** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:52 am

How many socks = 9 inches?

by **Voyager** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:53 am

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:56 am

Arkansas wrote:I won't deny that I've only got four inches.
But hey, some chicks like it that wide.

later~

if you were a trailor house.. you would be a double wide.. with a deck and pool.. :shock:

by **Since 78** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:57 am

Gunbot wrote:How many socks = 9 inches?

ROFLMAO

by **BobbyinTN** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:07 pm

Gunbot wrote:How many socks = 9 inches?

Ask Neal or Rolie. LOL

by **LtVanish** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:31 pm

BobbyinTN wrote:
Gunbot wrote:How many socks = 9 inches?

Ask Neal or Rolie. LOL

LOL. Tom Jones must be their idols. Isn't he the one famous for the sock bulge?

by **ProgRocker53** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:36 pm

I just realized I've never actually measured myself. :shock:

Time to ride down the road to the truck yard and check for sure. Tractor trailors are 53 feet long right?

by **ebake02** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:38 pm

My opinion is if she doesn't like what I've got then she's missing out, besides, the size of the tool doesn't matter, it's how well you use it.

by **squirt1** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:40 pm

Only on a Journey board can topics vary to such an extent ! Ya just never know.

by **ProgRocker53** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:42 pm

squirt1 wrote:Only on a Journey board can topics vary to such an extent ! Ya just never know.

hehehehehe

"extent"

by **squirt1** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:54 pm

Prog- You kids drive me crazy. Another twisted mind disects double meanings for every word. Ever thought about working for a congressman or senator or political campaign. I am still laughing !

by **Shadowsong** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:54 pm

Oooh I don't want charts & statistics
Let's just have a good ole show & tell...

Otherwise its just a tease....LOL

Socks
Now aren't they like makeup ladies wear?????
Something to enrich the beauty of the woman????
So in that vain
why wouldn't socks be the same?????

After all
Makeup comes off & we still want them to love us
so why can't we love them without there socks...

:wink:

Speaking of Schon Preference
How many socks does it take to get to the end of the tootsie roll\?

Sorry Andrew,

by **RossValoryRocks** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:00 pm

Shit...I thought this said SCHON Size Preference the Vote is In...I was thinking...Neal hasn't changed size that much in 28 years...since the Fro went away anyways...I was like...Ok...the 5'6" or the 5'5" Schon...then I got into the thread and it is about penis size...

I would love to know how they created a scientifically acturate mesurement...there are not that many men with a 8 1/4 inch long, by 6 1/2" around penis...so did they hand out dildos of various sizes for the test?

Did they have a blind study? Or is this all about women over estimating dick size again??? After all all their sexual lives women are told that this |----------------------------------| is eight inches long!

Average penis size in the US By length: 5.877 inches long...by 4.972 inches around....

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_a ... penis_size

That puts it in the lower left corner of the chart...so I don't think that chart is worth the pixels used to make it...IMO

by **Rhiannon** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:06 pm

RossValoryRocks wrote:That puts it in the lower left corner of the chart...so I don't think that chart is worth the pixels used to make it...IMO

Just because that is the "average" size, does not mean it is the most "satisfying" to a woman. This wasn't about statistical averages of penises. But about what the girls like. And with that being the average, it's no wonder to look around at all the sexually disgruntled women. :idea:

by **RossValoryRocks** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:11 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:That puts it in the lower left corner of the chart...so I don't think that chart is worth the pixels used to make it...IMO

Just because that is the "average" size, does not mean it is the most "satisfying" to a woman. This wasn't about statistical averages of penises. But about what the girls like. And with that being the average, it's no wonder to look around at all the sexually disgruntled women.

Well...my wife is happy...the rest of you women have to fend for youselves...

I understand average isn't the most satisfying to a women...I question how they found this information out, since not many men carry packages in that little red range on the chart...it's not realistic...so they had to use dildos or the women were just way way off on their size estimates...

Not only that...maybe it has more to do with VAGINA size...I mean if it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway no matter how well endowed a guy is then...well you figure it out...

by **Since 78** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:13 pm

Not only that...maybe it has more to do with VAGINA size...I mean if it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway no matter how well endowed a guy is then...well you figure it out...

Good one!!! The should do a survey on that :lol:

by **Rhiannon** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:22 pm

RossValoryRocks wrote:Not only that...maybe it has more to do with VAGINA size...I mean if it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway no matter how well endowed a guy is then...well you figure it out...

"Vagina size"... that gave me a mental image that a brillo pad and comet can't take away. :shock:

And hey, guys, that's all that matters... no, not taking a pipe cleaner to a chimney. I mean if the ol lady is happy. Cause if she is, chances are you're a perfect "fit" (pun intended) and unless she accidentally falls on top of Ron Jeremy or a totem pole, you're likely to stay that way. Collective *awww*. :wink:

by **stevew2** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:28 pm

Mine is 1 inches long, and 8 inches around, put that in your pipe and smoke it Progg

by **RossValoryRocks** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:28 pm

stevew2 wrote:Mine is 1 inches long, and 8 inches around, put that in your pipe and smoke it Progg

Don't tempt him...he will...he's in the closet and just itching to come out you know!

by **Rhiannon** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:32 pm

stevew2 wrote:Mine is 1 inches long, and 8 inches around, put that in your pipe and smoke it Progg

You're a tuna can! :lol:

by **Since 78** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:38 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
stevew2 wrote:Mine is 1 inches long, and 8 inches around, put that in your pipe and smoke it Progg

You're a tuna can!

by **stevew2** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:43 pm

RossValoryRocks wrote:
stevew2 wrote:Mine is 1 inches long, and 8 inches around, put that in your pipe and smoke it Progg

Don't tempt him...he will...he's in the closet and just itching to come out you know!

He can go to Cal. and get married now. {do you take this penis to be your loftly wedded penis ] I do says FRIGAA

by **wednesday's child** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:03 pm

Steve,
Please don't add a tuna can to your avatar.

-wech
:lol:

by **Shadowsong** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:18 pm

by **stevew2** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:28 pm

Sorry Charlie {Friga}

MR

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