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Postby Shadowsong » Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:25 pm

All right, who's messing with Charlie?

Hey, Friga, you let Charlie Tuna go!...

Alright Charlie
It's OK
Show us your can...

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There he is
Happy as a can...

8)
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Postby bru87tr » Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:42 pm

RossValoryRocks wrote:Shit...I thought this said SCHON Size Preference the Vote is In...I was thinking...Neal hasn't changed size that much in 28 years...since the Fro went away anyways...I was like...Ok...the 5'6" or the 5'5" Schon...then I got into the thread and it is about penis size...

I would love to know how they created a scientifically acturate mesurement...there are not that many men with a 8 1/4 inch long, by 6 1/2" around penis...so did they hand out dildos of various sizes for the test?

Did they have a blind study? Or is this all about women over estimating dick size again??? After all all their sexual lives women are told that this |----------------------------------| is eight inches long!

Average penis size in the US By length: 5.877 inches long...by 4.972 inches around....

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_a ... penis_size

That puts it in the lower left corner of the chart...so I don't think that chart is worth the pixels used to make it...IMO


I just heard on a morning show from a doctor recently that 5.5 inches is the average.

but just because its the average, doesnt mean thats what woman like. :)


still, I always say if the size of your finger can do the job, I am pretty sure the bigger size of your penis can do the job better. I personally think it doesnt matter all that much except for the larger sized woman down there. :)

besides, take care of her button and you wont get complaints. :)
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Postby DrFU » Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:45 pm

RossValoryRocks wrote:

I would love to know how they created a scientifically acturate mesurement...there are not that many men with a 8 1/4 inch long, by 6 1/2" around penis...so did they hand out dildos of various sizes for the test?



Didn't anyone look at the visual effect created by their "data" representation?

'taint real research :lol:

In any case, their analysis is severely flawed; no mention of the critical interaction term affecting the relationship between their independent and dependent variables--skill. :wink: :D
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Postby Babyblue » Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:48 pm

squirt1 wrote:Only on a Journey board can topics vary to such an extent ! Ya just never know.



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Postby BobbyinTN » Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:56 am

Shadowsong wrote:All right, who's messing with Charlie?

Hey, Friga, you let Charlie Tuna go!...

Alright Charlie
It's OK
Show us your can...

Image

There he is
Happy as a can...

8)



I never realized that Charlie looks like a penis with fins. LOL

All this dick talk has got me a little crazy.

Take it from me, a dick is a dick is a dick. If the dick is attached to a dickhead, why bother?

BUT, have you ever noticed that the guys with the biggest dicks are always the most laid back?
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Postby Duncan » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:16 am

Mines 12 inches - but I don't use it as a rule :lol:
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Postby ScarabGator » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:36 am

you need a bigger chart.... :wink:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:37 am

Duncan wrote:Mines 12 inches - but I don't use it as a rule :lol:


Why don't you use it? Is that Possible?? :wink:
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Postby Duncan » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:41 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Duncan wrote:Mines 12 inches - but I don't use it as a rule :lol:


Why don't you use it? Is that Possible?? :wink:


It was a joke maybe you dont have 12inch rulers in America
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Postby Michigan Girl » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:49 am

Duncan wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Duncan wrote:Mines 12 inches - but I don't use it as a rule :lol:


Why don't you use it? Is that Possible?? :wink:


It was a joke maybe you dont have 12inch rulers in America


:lol:
I understand :lol: Maybe you don't have smart~asses where you are??? :wink: 8) :D
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Postby Since 78 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:50 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Duncan wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Duncan wrote:Mines 12 inches - but I don't use it as a rule :lol:


Why don't you use it? Is that Possible?? :wink:


It was a joke maybe you dont have 12inch rulers in America


:lol:
I understand :lol: Maybe you don't have smart~asses where you are??? :wink: 8) :D


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:54 am

bru87tr wrote:
I just heard on a morning show from a doctor recently that 5.5 inches is the average.

but just because its the average, doesnt mean thats what woman like. :)



And was everyone aware that the average length of a woman's vagina is about 4"?

Amazing how accomodating we can still be, though. Women rock. 8)
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Postby Duncan » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:54 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Duncan wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Duncan wrote:Mines 12 inches - but I don't use it as a rule :lol:


Why don't you use it? Is that Possible?? :wink:


It was a joke maybe you dont have 12inch rulers in America


:lol:
I understand :lol: Maybe you don't have smart~asses where you are??? :wink: 8) :D


That's right, we have smart arses :lol:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:59 am

GOOD ONE!!! :lol: :wink:
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Postby bru87tr » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:30 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
bru87tr wrote:
I just heard on a morning show from a doctor recently that 5.5 inches is the average.

but just because its the average, doesnt mean thats what woman like. :)



And was everyone aware that the average length of a woman's vagina is about 4"?

Amazing how accomodating we can still be, though. Women rock. 8)


never heard that, wow!!!

now looking back at those porns I have watched over the years, its amazing how some of those woman take the dongs they do.

I mean some of those guys are 14 around and long and some woman swallow it up no problem. :)
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:26 pm

bru87tr wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
bru87tr wrote:
I just heard on a morning show from a doctor recently that 5.5 inches is the average.

but just because its the average, doesnt mean thats what woman like. :)



And was everyone aware that the average length of a woman's vagina is about 4"?

Amazing how accomodating we can still be, though. Women rock. 8)


never heard that, wow!!!

now looking back at those porns I have watched over the years, its amazing how some of those woman take the dongs they do.

I mean some of those guys are 14 around and long and some woman swallow it up no problem. :)
picts please
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Postby mikemarrs » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:39 pm

oops dropped my magnifying glass :x
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Postby texafana » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:41 pm

bru87tr wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
bru87tr wrote:
I just heard on a morning show from a doctor recently that 5.5 inches is the average.

but just because its the average, doesnt mean thats what woman like. :)



And was everyone aware that the average length of a woman's vagina is about 4"?

Amazing how accomodating we can still be, though. Women rock. 8)


never heard that, wow!!!

now looking back at those porns I have watched over the years, its amazing how some of those woman take the dongs they do.

I mean some of those guys are 14 around and long and some woman swallow it up no problem. :)


Women who natural child birth, especially those with 2 or more natural births can usually handle a wider/longer load. "HELLO.....Hello.....hello..." ;)
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Postby finalfight » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:43 pm

Awesome i'm just like Mary Poppins it seems - practically perfect! :lol:
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Postby bru87tr » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:40 pm

texafana wrote:
bru87tr wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
bru87tr wrote:
I just heard on a morning show from a doctor recently that 5.5 inches is the average.

but just because its the average, doesnt mean thats what woman like. :)



And was everyone aware that the average length of a woman's vagina is about 4"?

Amazing how accomodating we can still be, though. Women rock. 8)


never heard that, wow!!!

now looking back at those porns I have watched over the years, its amazing how some of those woman take the dongs they do.

I mean some of those guys are 14 around and long and some woman swallow it up no problem. :)


Women who natural child birth, especially those with 2 or more natural births can usually handle a wider/longer load. "HELLO.....Hello.....hello..." ;)


wider/longer load....lol.

that made me laugh. :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:24 pm

bru87tr wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
bru87tr wrote:
I just heard on a morning show from a doctor recently that 5.5 inches is the average.

but just because its the average, doesnt mean thats what woman like. :)



And was everyone aware that the average length of a woman's vagina is about 4"?

Amazing how accomodating we can still be, though. Women rock. 8)


never heard that, wow!!!



And isn't it funny... guys want bigger dicks but women do NOT want 'bigger' 'ginas. :lol: :lol:
(nor do guys want women to have bigger ones, as I understand it)

So, we're talking an average of 4" or a little less here, (I need to dig up that article...) which is why you boys need to get it through your brains that we don't care or even notice a difference between 6, 7, or 8. I don't, anyway, but maybe it's just because I am a petite girl. :D :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:19 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
bru87tr wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
bru87tr wrote:
I just heard on a morning show from a doctor recently that 5.5 inches is the average.

but just because its the average, doesnt mean thats what woman like. :)



And was everyone aware that the average length of a woman's vagina is about 4"?

Amazing how accomodating we can still be, though. Women rock. 8)


never heard that, wow!!!



And isn't it funny... guys want bigger dicks but women do NOT want 'bigger' 'ginas. :lol: :lol:
(nor do guys want women to have bigger ones, as I understand it)

So, we're talking an average of 4" or a little less here, (I need to dig up that article...) which is why you boys need to get it through your brains that we don't care or even notice a difference between 6, 7, or 8. I don't, anyway, but maybe it's just because I am a petite girl. :D :lol:
They say big girl small hole, small girl all hole
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Postby NealIsGod » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:23 am

stevew2 wrote:They say big girl small hole, small girl all hole


:lol: Who says that?
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Postby S2M » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:26 am

Oh....Schlong size.....I thought you said Schon size.

Damn and finally we have someone in the band SHORTER than Neal.....
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Postby Rhiannon » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:26 am

NealIsGod wrote:
stevew2 wrote:They say big girl small hole, small girl all hole


:lol: Who says that?


They say when it comes to girls who wear hoop earrings, the bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho. :idea:

Plus, a big girl is gonna have a smaller hole, Niggy, b/c no one is gonna wanna plow that back 40. :lol: :P
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Postby stevew2 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:42 am

NealIsGod wrote:
stevew2 wrote:They say big girl small hole, small girl all hole


:lol: Who says that?
My buddy, he s a welder,he knows all these facts
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Postby Rhiannon » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:44 am

stevew2 wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:
stevew2 wrote:They say big girl small hole, small girl all hole


:lol: Who says that?
My buddy, he s a welder,he knows all these facts


What? Does he weld their vaginas back together when they get to be beef curtains?? :P :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:48 am

lol, he d sure try
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Postby YoungJRNY » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:26 am

A thing I must vent that bothered me about women Vs men.

#1. Puberty. I don't know about the whole Period thing that happens or the feeling because I'm and guy and forever we will hold that sort of power over women of never feeling that kind of pain. Women age and "grow" at a faster pace than a man does..starting early. Ever seen a little dude in the midst of puberty? High Voice, Bad BO, and fierce ball sweat. Which brings me to my next vent.

#2. Un-expecting Boners. Theee worst. Imagine being in school and for no apparent reason having the carrot stick poking the end of the edge of your desk. Not only did this happen more than 5 times a day, but it happens as soon as you are about to stand...or get called in front of the class, or as soon as one class ends. My theory is...for guys...they made books from 7th-9th grade to only cover-up the massive log stick you are owning in your underwear. The only thing a girl had to worry about is if a perv who couldn't control lost his mind and came onto her while sneaking into the girls bathroom in between periods.

I don't know where that came from but back to the original post.

I am by no means anywhere near having a saber tooth as a penis. Ron Jeramey is in the porn business for reason. For any chick involved in porn that can take a 13 inch wanker...more power to her. I simply ripped chicks apart with my friend and its nowhere near 13 inches! :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:37 am

YoungJRNY wrote:
#2. Un-expecting Boners. Theee worst. Imagine being in school and for no apparent reason having the carrot stick poking the end of the edge of your desk. Not only did this happen more than 5 times a day, but it happens as soon as you are about to stand...or get called in front of the class, or as soon as one class ends.



Hiding an erection with a history book is fuck all easier than trying to hide a mattress-sized maxi on your way to the girls room in a junior high school where they don't allow the girls to carry purses AND its certainly a lot easier to hide than a poor little girl who has had a menstrual accident, or who was unaware she was getting it to start with. The second one ALMOST happened to me and I would have just died right on the spot if it had.

If that's too graphic then TFB. Woody Woodpecker done got nothing on Aunt Flo. :lol: :lol:
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