Schlong Size Preference - The Vote Is In

[YoungJRNY]

#2. Un-expecting Boners. Theee worst. Imagine being in school and for no apparent reason having the carrot stick poking the end of the edge of your desk. Not only did this happen more than 5 times a day, but it happens as soon as you are about to stand...or get called in front of the class, or as soon as one class ends.

Hiding an erection with a history book is fuck all easier than trying to hide a mattress-sized maxi on your way to the girls room in a junior high school where they don't allow the girls to carry purses AND its certainly a lot easier to hide than a poor little girl who has had a menstrual accident, or who was unaware she was getting it to start with. The second one ALMOST happened to me and I would have just died right on the spot if it had.

If that's too graphic then TFB. Woody Woodpecker done got nothing on Aunt Flo.

Holy Shit! Did I just get OWNED! Thanks! I guess you pay us back by laughing off our little pipsqueaks to your girls on girls night!

[mistiejourney]

My opinion is if she doesn't like what I've got then she's missing out, besides, the size of the tool doesn't matter, it's how well you use it.

Amen, baybee!

[mistiejourney]

Mine is 1 inches long, and 8 inches around, put that in your pipe and smoke it Progg

You're a tuna can!

[Rhiannon]

#2. Un-expecting Boners. Theee worst. Imagine being in school and for no apparent reason having the carrot stick poking the end of the edge of your desk. Not only did this happen more than 5 times a day, but it happens as soon as you are about to stand...or get called in front of the class, or as soon as one class ends.

Hiding an erection with a history book is fuck all easier than trying to hide a mattress-sized maxi on your way to the girls room in a junior high school where they don't allow the girls to carry purses AND its certainly a lot easier to hide than a poor little girl who has had a menstrual accident, or who was unaware she was getting it to start with. The second one ALMOST happened to me and I would have just died right on the spot if it had.

If that's too graphic then TFB. Woody Woodpecker done got nothing on Aunt Flo.

Holy Shit! Did I just get OWNED! Thanks! I guess you pay us back by laughing off our little pipsqueaks to your girls on girls night!

And when you get a boner, it doesn't feel like your intestines are being scraped out with an icepick. In fact, most boners end in orgasms. You lose again!!!

[bluejeangirl76]

#2. Un-expecting Boners. Theee worst. Imagine being in school and for no apparent reason having the carrot stick poking the end of the edge of your desk. Not only did this happen more than 5 times a day, but it happens as soon as you are about to stand...or get called in front of the class, or as soon as one class ends.

Hiding an erection with a history book is fuck all easier than trying to hide a mattress-sized maxi on your way to the girls room in a junior high school where they don't allow the girls to carry purses AND its certainly a lot easier to hide than a poor little girl who has had a menstrual accident, or who was unaware she was getting it to start with. The second one ALMOST happened to me and I would have just died right on the spot if it had.

If that's too graphic then TFB. Woody Woodpecker done got nothing on Aunt Flo.

Holy Shit! Did I just get OWNED! Thanks! I guess you pay us back by laughing off our little pipsqueaks to your girls on girls night!

No my dear, not owned. I'm only here to help, so what you got was educated.

For the record, and since you mentioned it, you guys don't corner the market on ball sweat either. Just on balls.
Just get yourself a mantyliner and shut face.

[mistiejourney]

I just heard on a morning show from a doctor recently that 5.5 inches is the average.

but just because its the average, doesnt mean thats what woman like.

And was everyone aware that the average length of a woman's vagina is about 4"?

Amazing how accomodating we can still be, though. Women rock.

never heard that, wow!!!

now looking back at those porns I have watched over the years, its amazing how some of those woman take the dongs they do.

I mean some of those guys are 14 around and long and some woman swallow it up no problem.

Women who natural child birth, especially those with 2 or more natural births can usually handle a wider/longer load. "HELLO.....Hello.....hello..."

That's it! I've lost it! Coffee everywhere, choking on my hash browns.....

[S2M]

#2. Un-expecting Boners. Theee worst. Imagine being in school and for no apparent reason having the carrot stick poking the end of the edge of your desk. Not only did this happen more than 5 times a day, but it happens as soon as you are about to stand...or get called in front of the class, or as soon as one class ends.

Hiding an erection with a history book is fuck all easier than trying to hide a mattress-sized maxi on your way to the girls room in a junior high school where they don't allow the girls to carry purses AND its certainly a lot easier to hide than a poor little girl who has had a menstrual accident, or who was unaware she was getting it to start with. The second one ALMOST happened to me and I would have just died right on the spot if it had.

If that's too graphic then TFB. Woody Woodpecker done got nothing on Aunt Flo.

Holy Shit! Did I just get OWNED! Thanks! I guess you pay us back by laughing off our little pipsqueaks to your girls on girls night!

No my dear, not owned. I'm only here to help, so what you got was educated.

For the record, and since you mentioned it, you guys don't corner the market on ball sweat either. Just on balls.
Just get yourself a mantyliner and shut face.

Maybee....but we men do not get all David Banner on other people just because of little blood flow.

[Deb]

Thanks all!!! Killin' myself laughing here! Great read with your morning coffee!

[Rhiannon]

Maybee....but we men do not get all David Banner on other people just because of little blood flow.

A little blood flow? You've gotta be fucking kidding, dude. Have you ever had your stomach impaled by a deer antler?

[S2M]

Maybee....but we men do not get all David Banner on other people just because of little blood flow.

A little blood flow? You've gotta be fucking kidding, dude. Have you ever had your stomach impaled by a deer antler?

No, but I HAVE had my balls squished at various times:

[bluejeangirl76]

#2. Un-expecting Boners. Theee worst. Imagine being in school and for no apparent reason having the carrot stick poking the end of the edge of your desk. Not only did this happen more than 5 times a day, but it happens as soon as you are about to stand...or get called in front of the class, or as soon as one class ends.

Hiding an erection with a history book is fuck all easier than trying to hide a mattress-sized maxi on your way to the girls room in a junior high school where they don't allow the girls to carry purses AND its certainly a lot easier to hide than a poor little girl who has had a menstrual accident, or who was unaware she was getting it to start with. The second one ALMOST happened to me and I would have just died right on the spot if it had.

If that's too graphic then TFB. Woody Woodpecker done got nothing on Aunt Flo.

Holy Shit! Did I just get OWNED! Thanks! I guess you pay us back by laughing off our little pipsqueaks to your girls on girls night!

No my dear, not owned. I'm only here to help, so what you got was educated.

For the record, and since you mentioned it, you guys don't corner the market on ball sweat either. Just on balls.
Just get yourself a mantyliner and shut face.

Maybee....but we men do not get all David Banner on other people just because of little blood flow.

Neither do I, so don't play that card with me and don't get me started on the PMS issue because NONE of the women here will ever talk to me again if state my views on it. I have never ever gone Hulk on anyone "just because of little blood flow". And lets not be so fast and loose with the word "little" there, either.

[YoungJRNY]

#2. Un-expecting Boners. Theee worst. Imagine being in school and for no apparent reason having the carrot stick poking the end of the edge of your desk. Not only did this happen more than 5 times a day, but it happens as soon as you are about to stand...or get called in front of the class, or as soon as one class ends.

Hiding an erection with a history book is fuck all easier than trying to hide a mattress-sized maxi on your way to the girls room in a junior high school where they don't allow the girls to carry purses AND its certainly a lot easier to hide than a poor little girl who has had a menstrual accident, or who was unaware she was getting it to start with. The second one ALMOST happened to me and I would have just died right on the spot if it had.

If that's too graphic then TFB. Woody Woodpecker done got nothing on Aunt Flo.

Holy Shit! Did I just get OWNED! Thanks! I guess you pay us back by laughing off our little pipsqueaks to your girls on girls night!

No my dear, not owned. I'm only here to help, so what you got was educated.

For the record, and since you mentioned it, you guys don't corner the market on ball sweat either. Just on balls.
Just get yourself a mantyliner and shut face.

Eh wouldn't say educated..I am well aware of the happenings of vaginal happenings. I take care of my girl occasionally when she's having a hard time. I'll just stick with owned, because when it comes down to it, it's the women who pass along during child birth and have to go through a helluva lot more bodily function wise than men have to.

Still, the male being takes pride in his manhood a good deal. Some will rather bleed out their asshole than for a women to laugh at their penis. After all, our best friend does control half of our brain flow!

[bluejeangirl76]

Maybee....but we men do not get all David Banner on other people just because of little blood flow.

A little blood flow? You've gotta be fucking kidding, dude. Have you ever had your stomach impaled by a deer antler?

No, but I HAVE had my balls squished at various times:

Okay boys... I'll give you the ball squishing. That's a valid problem.

But still a score of zero on the erection plight. "Waaaaah, I got a boner..... waaaaah!" Not feeling the sympathy on that one.

[S2M]

Oh, and then there's the random bouts with Priapism.....Viagra? Who needs it!

[YoungJRNY]

Maybee....but we men do not get all David Banner on other people just because of little blood flow.

A little blood flow? You've gotta be fucking kidding, dude. Have you ever had your stomach impaled by a deer antler?

No, but I HAVE had my balls squished at various times:

That is making me quince as it is. Having your balls take a beating (in this case, a tiny flick) can send shock waves through your anus and have that distinct feeling of having 16 bowling balls floating around in your stomach only to shit out little dingle berries.

[bluejeangirl76]

Still, the male being takes pride in his manhood a good deal. Some will rather bleed out their asshole than for a women to laugh at their penis. After all, our best friend does control half of our brain flow!

Fair trade! You guys start bleeding out your asses and we promise not to laugh at the woodpeckers.

I've united the sexes. By god, where's my nobel motherfuckin' prize.

[Rhiannon]

Neither do I, so don't play that card with me and don't get me started on the PMS issue because NONE of the women here will ever talk to me again if state my views on it. I have never ever gone Hulk on anyone "just because of little blood flow". And lets not be so fast and loose with the word "little" there, either.

Heh. Heh. I do. I won't lie. It's a small window of about 3-6 hours that pops up around 1-3 days before hand. And in that small window, as only few people get to ever see, I might take your head off. Or cry for no reason. It's usually the only time I'll ever fight or argue with anyone (a true bare bones fight) and I have no filter on my mouth at ALL.

[S2M]

You women want to talk about nobel prizes? Look. You tell me why I have a pair of barometers for balls, and you get the prize. Next time someone walks up to me and says, 'Hot enough for ya?(I'm a postal carrier). I'm gonna drop trou and say, 'Well let's see....Are my balls hanging below my knees? Yes? Well then it's PRETTY FUCKING HOT!!!!!

[YoungJRNY]

#2. Un-expecting Boners. Theee worst. Imagine being in school and for no apparent reason having the carrot stick poking the end of the edge of your desk. Not only did this happen more than 5 times a day, but it happens as soon as you are about to stand...or get called in front of the class, or as soon as one class ends.

Hiding an erection with a history book is fuck all easier than trying to hide a mattress-sized maxi on your way to the girls room in a junior high school where they don't allow the girls to carry purses AND its certainly a lot easier to hide than a poor little girl who has had a menstrual accident, or who was unaware she was getting it to start with. The second one ALMOST happened to me and I would have just died right on the spot if it had.

If that's too graphic then TFB. Woody Woodpecker done got nothing on Aunt Flo.

Holy Shit! Did I just get OWNED! Thanks! I guess you pay us back by laughing off our little pipsqueaks to your girls on girls night!

No my dear, not owned. I'm only here to help, so what you got was educated.

For the record, and since you mentioned it, you guys don't corner the market on ball sweat either. Just on balls.
Just get yourself a mantyliner and shut face.

Maybee....but we men do not get all David Banner on other people just because of little blood flow.

Funny how the human body works. When I get a taste of sexual frustration, I tend to be talking to my girl with the happiest of smiles one minute, and whenever a 2nd minute goes by I then tend to imagine myself giving her a tombstone through a pile of tables that would just happen to be sitting there. This will then repeat through the night until we BERR-SHICKA-BAH BAH

[DrFU]

mattress-sized maxi on your way to the girls room in a junior high school where they don't allow the girls to carry purses

[bluejeangirl76]

You women want to talk about nobel prizes? Look. You tell me why I have a pair of barometers for balls, and you get the prize. Next time someone walks up to me and says, 'Hot enough for ya?(I'm a postal carrier). I'm gonna drop trou and say, 'Well let's see....Are my balls hanging below my kness? Yes? Well then it's PRETTY FUCKING HOT!!!!!

You don't get a prize just for having roasted nuts. Sneak one of your lady's Kotex liners and stfu.

[S2M]

You women want to talk about nobel prizes? Look. You tell me why I have a pair of barometers for balls, and you get the prize. Next time someone walks up to me and says, 'Hot enough for ya?(I'm a postal carrier). I'm gonna drop trou and say, 'Well let's see....Are my balls hanging below my kness? Yes? Well then it's PRETTY FUCKING HOT!!!!!

You don't get a prize just for having roasted nuts. Sneak one of your lady's Kotex liners and stfu.

Nope can't risk getting Toxic syndrome......

[S2M]

This just in: Woman goes berzerk as a man just asks for the time of day.....

[KenTheDude]

I gotta believe that slipping off of your bicycle seat and crashing your 'nads on that fucking bar that's in the way, has gotta be just as painful as menstrual cramps.

I've never understood why men's bikes have the "ball-killer bar" and women's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

[YoungJRNY]

"No...papperrr...towellsss?!"

[Rhiannon]

Sneak one of your lady's Kotex liners and stfu.

Nope can't risk getting Toxic syndrome......

You get TSS from tampons... not pantyliners. DUH.

BJG, where's that Frig-pax picture for demonstration??

[YoungJRNY]

I gotta believe that slipping off of your bicycle seat and crashing your 'nads on that fucking bar that's in the way, has gotta be just as painful as menstrual cramps.

I've never understood why men's bikes have the "ball-killer bar" and women's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

Sitting on them isn't too far behind that. And it's ALWAYS the right nut.

[Rhiannon]

Sitting on them isn't too far behind that. And it's ALWAYS the right nut.

My friend's boyfriend had this happen the other night... we were all sitting out in the garage chillin, and it was kinda hot & humid... and he stood up really fast and apparently his satchel got stuck to his thigh or something, and from the grimacing on his face, apparently that hurt too.

[S2M]

Sitting on them isn't too far behind that. And it's ALWAYS the right nut.

My friend's boyfriend had this happen the other night... we were all sitting out in the garage chillin, and it was kinda hot & humid... and he stood up really fast and apparently his satchel got stuck to his thigh or something, and from the grimacing on his face, apparently that hurt too.

I will refer you to the ball barometer post for explanation.....humidity is a mother father.

[S2M]

Ah....and shrinkage:


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