Schlong Size Preference - The Vote Is In

[KenTheDude]

Sitting on them isn't too far behind that. And it's ALWAYS the right nut.

My friend's boyfriend had this happen the other night... we were all sitting out in the garage chillin, and it was kinda hot & humid... and he stood up really fast and apparently his satchel got stuck to his thigh or something, and from the grimacing on his face, apparently that hurt too.

So apparently as guys get older, their satchels hang down 10" +/- ?? OK, So women get droopy boobs and guys get droopy satchels. Wonderful thing to look forward to.

And apparently they get a really rough texture too in old age. Because a dude hear at work that's about 60+ years old yells out whenever he is mad: "Well kiss my pine bark nut sack!"

[YoungJRNY]

Anybody who ever had blue balls, raise your hand

[S2M]

[bluejeangirl76]

Sneak one of your lady's Kotex liners and stfu.

Nope can't risk getting Toxic syndrome......

You get TSS from tampons... not pantyliners. DUH.

BJG, where's that Frig-pax picture for demonstration??

You're gonna have to hotlink (you know where it is IF its still there) - I can't post that in photobucket, I got ratted out (and I know who did it ) and PB pulled it. I need to develop a photo hosting private blog so all my crap can stay up. (and so I can use it as an avatar! LOL!)

[Rhiannon]

You're gonna have to hotlink (you know where it is IF its still there) - I can't post that in photobucket, I got ratted out (and I know who did it ) and PB pulled it. I need to develop a photo hosting private blog so all my crap can stay up. (and so I can use it as an avatar! LOL!)

PMing it to you, so you can take the glory for your own artwork...

[bluejeangirl76]

Anybody who ever had blue balls, raise your hand

I got 'em right now.

Someone explain that to me.

[bluejeangirl76]

Sneak one of your lady's Kotex liners and stfu.

Nope can't risk getting Toxic syndrome......

You get TSS from tampons... not pantyliners. DUH.

BJG, where's that Frig-pax picture for demonstration??

[S2M]

After someone explains THAT...please explain THIS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlDzmD9VVzg

[Rhiannon]

BJG, where's that Frig-pax picture for demonstration??

THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!

Ewwwwwww....

[conversationpc]

[S2M]

Sneak one of your lady's Kotex liners and stfu.

Nope can't risk getting Toxic syndrome......

You get TSS from tampons... not pantyliners. DUH.

BJG, where's that Frig-pax picture for demonstration??

I have no comment....

[bluejeangirl76]

I have no comment....

I'll help you...

"BJG, you're so totally gonna burn in hell for that, but Steve Perry owes you a cocktail."

[Rhiannon]

That was her creation... and this is mine.



^^By the way... that was created a long, long, time ago. Just an FYI.

[S2M]

Ok, I'm officially dying over here......stop!

[bluejeangirl76]

Sitting on them isn't too far behind that. And it's ALWAYS the right nut.

My friend's boyfriend had this happen the other night... we were all sitting out in the garage chillin, and it was kinda hot & humid... and he stood up really fast and apparently his satchel got stuck to his thigh or something, and from the grimacing on his face, apparently that hurt too.

I will refer you to the ball barometer post for explanation.....humidity is a mother father.

You know... I think I finally understand the logic behind those horribly tight 70s pants.
If your nuts can't MOVE they can't get stuck to your leg, right?

That explains it. Why else would Robert Plant dress like that?

[Rick]

Sitting on them isn't too far behind that. And it's ALWAYS the right nut.

My friend's boyfriend had this happen the other night... we were all sitting out in the garage chillin, and it was kinda hot & humid... and he stood up really fast and apparently his satchel got stuck to his thigh or something, and from the grimacing on his face, apparently that hurt too.

I will refer you to the ball barometer post for explanation.....humidity is a mother father.

You know... I think I finally understand the logic behind those horribly tight 70s pants.
If your nuts can't MOVE they can't get stuck to your leg, right?

That explains it. Why else would Robert Plant dress like that?

That's why I wear tighty whities. I like everything in it's place and not going on adventures.

[conversationpc]

That's why I wear tighty whities. I like everything in it's place and not going on adventures.

Except, you know, when appropriate.

[Rhiannon]

That's why I wear tighty whities. I like everything in it's place and not going on adventures.

Except, you know, when appropriate.

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...The both of yas.

[bluejeangirl76]

Sitting on them isn't too far behind that. And it's ALWAYS the right nut.

My friend's boyfriend had this happen the other night... we were all sitting out in the garage chillin, and it was kinda hot & humid... and he stood up really fast and apparently his satchel got stuck to his thigh or something, and from the grimacing on his face, apparently that hurt too.

I will refer you to the ball barometer post for explanation.....humidity is a mother father.

You know... I think I finally understand the logic behind those horribly tight 70s pants.
If your nuts can't MOVE they can't get stuck to your leg, right?

That explains it. Why else would Robert Plant dress like that?

That's why I wear tighty whities. I like everything in it's place and not going on adventures.

Tighty whiteys are not at all attractive. Any guy that gets involved with me, the tighty whiteys are gonna slowly but VERY surely been weeded out and replaced...

You know what is SEXY as hell? Boxer briefs. Not baggy like boxers but still don't look like underwear.
And they look awesome on girls too, with the right figure. (the guys kind, not those silly girls "boy shorts")

[Rhiannon]

You know what is SEXY as hell? Boxer briefs. Not baggy like boxers but still don't look like underwear.
And they look awesome on girls too, with the right figure. (the guys kind, not those silly girls "boy shorts")

Oh yeah... best surprise ever is to swipe a pair of (clean) boxer briefs... and one of your dude's white button-downs... and go trolloping through the house as you cook dinner...

WORKS. LIKE A. CHARM.

Rhi-Rhi Trick # 174 (That's patented, muh'fuckahs.)

[Rick]

Sitting on them isn't too far behind that. And it's ALWAYS the right nut.

My friend's boyfriend had this happen the other night... we were all sitting out in the garage chillin, and it was kinda hot & humid... and he stood up really fast and apparently his satchel got stuck to his thigh or something, and from the grimacing on his face, apparently that hurt too.

I will refer you to the ball barometer post for explanation.....humidity is a mother father.

You know... I think I finally understand the logic behind those horribly tight 70s pants.
If your nuts can't MOVE they can't get stuck to your leg, right?

That explains it. Why else would Robert Plant dress like that?

That's why I wear tighty whities. I like everything in it's place and not going on adventures.

Tighty whiteys are not at all attractive. Any guy that gets involved with me, the tighty whiteys are gonna slowly but VERY surely been weeded out and replaced...

You know what is SEXY as hell? Boxer briefs. Not baggy like boxers but still don't look like underwear.
And they look awesome on girls too, with the right figure. (the guys kind, not those silly girls "boy shorts")

I have some of those, but the dingus wont stay tucked away. Very uncomfortable for me.

[conversationpc]

That's why I wear tighty whities. I like everything in it's place and not going on adventures.

Except, you know, when appropriate.

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...The both of yas.

Too tight and there's not enough room to yank the crank when necessary.

[ProgRocker53]

I prefer boxer-briefs myself.

Tighty whities would be awesome if it wasn't for Dave's point that there's no room for emergency dolphin floggings.

[bluejeangirl76]

You know what is SEXY as hell? Boxer briefs. Not baggy like boxers but still don't look like underwear.
And they look awesome on girls too, with the right figure. (the guys kind, not those silly girls "boy shorts")

Oh yeah... best surprise ever is to swipe a pair of (clean) boxer briefs... and one of your dude's white button-downs... and go trolloping through the house as you cook dinner...

WORKS. LIKE A. CHARM.

Rhi-Rhi Trick # 174 (That's patented, muh'fuckahs.)

Pfffft. Please. "Patented"...
I was doing that since before you popped your cherry young lady.

[Rhiannon]

You know what is SEXY as hell? Boxer briefs. Not baggy like boxers but still don't look like underwear.
And they look awesome on girls too, with the right figure. (the guys kind, not those silly girls "boy shorts")

Oh yeah... best surprise ever is to swipe a pair of (clean) boxer briefs... and one of your dude's white button-downs... and go trolloping through the house as you cook dinner...

WORKS. LIKE A. CHARM.

Rhi-Rhi Trick # 174 (That's patented, muh'fuckahs.)

Pfffft. Please. "Patented"...
I was doing that since before you popped your cherry young lady.

But I patented it. Bitchass. I own that one. Oh yeah, I OWN it.

[conversationpc]

I prefer boxer-briefs myself.

Tighty whities would be awesome if it wasn't for Dave's point that there's no room for emergency dolphin floggings.

[bluejeangirl76]

I prefer boxer-briefs myself.

Tighty whities would be awesome if it wasn't for Dave's point that there's no room for emergency dolphin floggings.

You want to explain to me how that can be an "emergency" situation?

[Don]

I prefer boxer-briefs myself.

Tighty whities would be awesome if it wasn't for Dave's point that there's no room for emergency dolphin floggings.

You want to explain to me how that can be an "emergency" situation?

When your balls go from blue to green you'll understand what he is talking about.

[bluejeangirl76]

I prefer boxer-briefs myself.

Tighty whities would be awesome if it wasn't for Dave's point that there's no room for emergency dolphin floggings.

You want to explain to me how that can be an "emergency" situation?

When your balls go from blue to green you'll understand what he is talking about.

If I look down and see balls of any color, that's a whole different kind of emergency.

[Rick]

I prefer boxer-briefs myself.

Tighty whities would be awesome if it wasn't for Dave's point that there's no room for emergency dolphin floggings.

You want to explain to me how that can be an "emergency" situation?

When your balls go from blue to green you'll understand what he is talking about.

If I look down and see balls of any color, that's a whole different kind of emergency.

Dude, when did you change your av? Or do I just not pay attention?