Hope this is not Andrew due to policing this site..jk LOL

[Vocalsmanvocals]

http://www.asylum.com/2008/06/23/austra ... 1200194512

Australian Man in Wheelchair Nabbed for DUI

It's never a good idea to get behind the wheel after a few drinks. Apparently, it's also not advisable to get on wheels and attempt to drunkenly navigate a motorized wheelchair.

This was evidenced recently when motorists on the Captain Cook Highway in Northeastern Australia were forced to swerve around a wheelchair during their commute. Driving the chair was a 64-year-old man whose blood-alcohol content was six times the legal limit when authorities apprehended him.

"There are also other classes of vehicles that are subject to drink-driving laws," explained a police spokesperson. "People should be aware that drink-driving laws cover these kinds of vehicles, but also others like horses and bicycles."

However, unlike some humans, we're guessing even an intoxicated horse would have enough sense to steer clear of a major highway

[Andrew]

Nah, still sober (sadly)...