ScarabGator wrote:ProgRocker53 wrote:ScarabGator wrote:ProgRocker53 wrote:ScarabGator wrote:Rhiannon wrote:RedWingFan wrote:Rhiannon wrote:RedWingFan wrote:Scarab, said Tim Tebow can do both too!

Get me Tebow's number. Stat.
I'll bitch slap that fake tittied girlfriend of his all the way to next Thursday.

I just so happened to have fallen in
pure adulterous animal lust with that fake titted girlfriend when I saw her picture.
Take it back!

Fixed your post.
I can send you to next Thursday with her. You go distract her. Teamwork! *high five*

Bet you didnt know I played a little High School football back in the day....
I'll be "that guy."
I played a little collegiate football back in the day....
I knew you did, Ive seen your football pics on here. No, my talent was only good enough for high school and that was stretching it!!!!
Division III accepts everybody, you should've played some D3 ball.
My love for football kept me from going to a big college though, and has derailed me financially/educationally for at least two or three years.... so it's really not for everyone though.
God, I know what you mean!!!! Did you live off Ramen Noodles??? I damn sure did!!!!
Nah actually, one of the perks of the school I chose to go to was a big school-owned cafeteria just a 2 minute walk away that was open with decent hours, the whole year 'round. I saved alot of money on food thanks to that cafeteria!
Not to mention the natural benefits of being on the football team (read also: local folk recognizing you and paying for your food, restaurant owners giving away gift cards and meals to the team, getting paid [whoops did I say that?], etc.)