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Angiekay wrote:
"Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer?" -- "Shake Ya Tailfeather" by Nelly, P Diddy and Murphy Lee
"I love you like a fat kid love cake" -- "21 Questions" by 50 Cent
"You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it" -- "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" -- "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira
"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck" -- "Thong Song" by Sisqo
bluejeangirl76 wrote:ABSOLUTE worst:
"Marconi plays the mamba..."
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This is a mamba...
and so is this...
In either case, it does not belong in this song.
Melissa wrote:That Van Halen one isn't nearly as bad IMO as some in Bon Jovi's "I'll Be There For You",
I'll be the water when you get thirsty
When you get drunk I'll be the wine
Such romantic lyrics, lol.
wildchildtwisted wrote:All I can say is....
Grease...is the way we are FEELING??!!
I don't know about you but I've never felt like grease before!
mistiejourney wrote:wildchildtwisted wrote:All I can say is....
Grease...is the way we are FEELING??!!
I don't know about you but I've never felt like grease before!
Yeah, and that was written by Barry Gibb! Now I love Barry to the end of time, but what was he thinking?
Melissa wrote:That Van Halen one isn't nearly as bad IMO as some in Bon Jovi's "I'll Be There For You", lol:
I'll be the water when you get thirsty
When you get drunk I'll be the wine
Such romantic lyrics, lol.
larryfromnextdoor wrote:mistiejourney wrote:wildchildtwisted wrote:All I can say is....
Grease...is the way we are FEELING??!!
I don't know about you but I've never felt like grease before!
Yeah, and that was written by Barry Gibb! Now I love Barry to the end of time, but what was he thinking?
grease is the 50's!!!.. it IS the word.. is the word... is the word.. the word..
Melissa wrote:larryfromnextdoor wrote:mistiejourney wrote:wildchildtwisted wrote:All I can say is....
Grease...is the way we are FEELING??!!
I don't know about you but I've never felt like grease before!
Yeah, and that was written by Barry Gibb! Now I love Barry to the end of time, but what was he thinking?
grease is the 50's!!!.. it IS the word.. is the word... is the word.. the word..
One of my favorite movies, lol.
And Deb! I don't even remember that B. Jovi song, had to go listen, lol! Oh & I forgot the birthday/candles/high-pitched-scream part of IBTFY :lol:
Gunbot wrote:I don't care if they were on drugs, I think these lyrics are stupid. Joo-joo eyeball and Ono sideboard? Were they writing this using a broken scrabble board?
Come Together
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please
He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me
He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me
He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me
Angiekay wrote:Gunbot wrote:I don't care if they were on drugs, I think these lyrics are stupid. Joo-joo eyeball and Ono sideboard? Were they writing this using a broken scrabble board?
Come Together
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please
He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me
He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me
He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me
I think "I Am The Walrus" beats that
Gunbot wrote:Were they writing this using a broken scrabble board?
Gunbot wrote:I don't care if they were on drugs, I think these lyrics are stupid. Joo-joo eyeball and Ono sideboard? Were they writing this using a broken scrabble board?
Come Together
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please
He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me
He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me
He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me
Gunbot wrote:Angiekay wrote:Gunbot wrote:I don't care if they were on drugs, I think these lyrics are stupid. Joo-joo eyeball and Ono sideboard? Were they writing this using a broken scrabble board?
Come Together
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please
He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me
He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me
He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me
I think "I Am The Walrus" beats that
My God, you're so freakin right
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.
Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry, I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.
Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.
Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo
(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....
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