I almost passed a kidney stone I laughed so hard at this!!! Please check it out!
http://black20.com/black20-trailer-park ... nter-earth
BTW- If you're thinking of seeing the film this is based off of, I give you Harry Knowles' headline to his review of said film:
"Harry says, JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH Is Like Drinking From A Hot Bowl Of Steaming Dick!!!'
Well...that's about all I need to know!
ps- HELLBOY II rules! And I've never even seen the first one in its' entirity.