Bret Michaels slams back at Joe Elliott's comments

[StevePerryHair]

Nah, I gotta disagree with ya there Deb

As far as the better looking dude goes I have to side with Deb on this one. Michaels is much better looking than Marlboro Man Elliott. Not that Joe's ugly...he's just fat and old. As for Eric Martin, he's a pretty good looking guy, but he needs to gain some weight. He looks like he just walked out of a fucking methadone clinic. I sense stsvew2 waltzing in here and bombing me with gay jokes.

Yes, Joe would look better if he would have stayed in shape, but then again with his age and his back issues he has had, I think that plays a part in his shape. Maybe I like the weathered look

EM is cute, but in a little boy cute kinda way. Tall, manly and sarcastic is more attractive

How did this turn into a fawning thread and how did you get into participating Dan

[Rhiannon]

Maybe I like the weathered look

You must have a ball in the Wilson's Leather Store, then.

[mistiejourney]

I guess I like sarcastic assholes

Who doesn't? But not ones that look like diseased sea urchins.

"Distressed sea urchins" has to be the best description I've ever read of anything!

[StevePerryHair]

Maybe I like the weathered look

You must have a ball in the Wilson's Leather Store, then.

Like I said, I see eyes I know Bret has unique eyes too, but something about him is a turn off.

[mistiejourney]

Nah, I gotta disagree with ya there Deb

As far as the better looking dude goes I have to side with Deb on this one. Michaels is much better looking than Marlboro Man Elliott. Not that Joe's ugly...he's just fat and old. As for Eric Martin, he's a pretty good looking guy, but he needs to gain some weight. He looks like he just walked out of a fucking methadone clinic. I sense stevew2 waltzing in here and bombing me with gay jokes.

I saw EM just a few weeks ago and he looked mighty fine to me!

And just to jump into the conversation, I'll take Michaels over Elliott, and I don't even like DL or Poison!

[Rhiannon]

I know Bret has unique eyes too, but something about him is a turn off.

Probably the gonnosyphiherpeles. I said earlier my roomie brought home a doggy bag of his sloppy seconds. Do you think I stayed up until 1am scrubbing the shit out of the shower and other bathroom surfaces because I think it's fun? Um, no.

[StevePerryHair]

I know Bret has unique eyes too, but something about him is a turn off.

Probably the gonnosyphiherpeles. I said earlier my roomie brought home a doggy bag of his sloppy seconds. Do you think I stayed up until 1am scrubbing the shit out of the shower and other bathroom surfaces because I think it's fun? Um, no.

I think that might be what it is. I couldn't even watch that dating show he did.

[Rhiannon]

I know Bret has unique eyes too, but something about him is a turn off.

Probably the gonnosyphiherpeles. I said earlier my roomie brought home a doggy bag of his sloppy seconds. Do you think I stayed up until 1am scrubbing the shit out of the shower and other bathroom surfaces because I think it's fun? Um, no.

I think that might be what it is. I couldn't even watch that dating show he did.

Ooh no, that show was some high quality entertainment! Just ask Gayle! She was more addicted to it than I!!

[Deb]

Nah, I gotta disagree with ya there Deb

As far as the better looking dude goes I have to side with Deb on this one. Michaels is much better looking than Marlboro Man Elliott. Not that Joe's ugly...he's just fat and old. As for Eric Martin, he's a pretty good looking guy, but he needs to gain some weight. He looks like he just walked out of a fucking methadone clinic. I sense stsvew2 waltzing in here and bombing me with gay jokes.

Yes, Joe would look better if he would have stayed in shape, but then again with his age and his back issues he has had, I think that plays a part in his shape. Maybe I like the weathered look

EM is cute, but in a little boy cute kinda way. Tall, manly and sarcastic is more attractive

I agree with both you and Dan's comments on EM. I luv EM, but I did have to laugh at that. He IS "cute", heck the guy is almost 50 and doesn't even look half that. We should all be so lucky. I've seen footage of him around 2000-02 with Mr. Big and he is scary skinny.....and then TMG footage where he looks healthier. I have the feeling from interviews, etc.....the guy can be pretty ADD sometimes. I think my crush has alot to do with his vocal chords.....very sexy, soulful. Until you've heard some of his solo stuff ya have no idea.

Lynn, ya like the weathered look? Do you have a thing for George Hamilton?

[mistiejourney]

Nah, I gotta disagree with ya there Deb

As far as the better looking dude goes I have to side with Deb on this one. Michaels is much better looking than Marlboro Man Elliott. Not that Joe's ugly...he's just fat and old. As for Eric Martin, he's a pretty good looking guy, but he needs to gain some weight. He looks like he just walked out of a fucking methadone clinic. I sense stsvew2 waltzing in here and bombing me with gay jokes.

Yes, Joe would look better if he would have stayed in shape, but then again with his age and his back issues he has had, I think that plays a part in his shape. Maybe I like the weathered look

EM is cute, but in a little boy cute kinda way. Tall, manly and sarcastic is more attractive

I agree with both you and Dan's comments on EM. I luv EM, but I did have to laugh at that. He IS "cute", heck the guy is almost 50 and doesn't even look half that. We should all be so lucky. I've seen footage of him around 2000-02 with Mr. Big and he is scary skinny.....and then TMG footage where he looks healthier. I have the feeling from interviews, etc.....the guy can be pretty ADD sometimes. I think my crush has alot to do with his vocal chords.....very sexy, soulful. Until you've heard some of his solo stuff ya have no idea.

Lynn, ya like the weathered look? Do you have a thing for George Hamilton?

I tell ya, it's amazing what a good set of vocal cords can do for a guy!

[Deb]

Nah, I gotta disagree with ya there Deb

As far as the better looking dude goes I have to side with Deb on this one. Michaels is much better looking than Marlboro Man Elliott. Not that Joe's ugly...he's just fat and old. As for Eric Martin, he's a pretty good looking guy, but he needs to gain some weight. He looks like he just walked out of a fucking methadone clinic. I sense stevew2 waltzing in here and bombing me with gay jokes.

I saw EM just a few weeks ago and he looked mighty fine to me!

How cute is this...... awww! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjFJvqAu ... re=related

[mistiejourney]

Nah, I gotta disagree with ya there Deb

As far as the better looking dude goes I have to side with Deb on this one. Michaels is much better looking than Marlboro Man Elliott. Not that Joe's ugly...he's just fat and old. As for Eric Martin, he's a pretty good looking guy, but he needs to gain some weight. He looks like he just walked out of a fucking methadone clinic. I sense stevew2 waltzing in here and bombing me with gay jokes.

I saw EM just a few weeks ago and he looked mighty fine to me!

How cute is this...... awww! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjFJvqAu ... re=related

That is darling!!!!!!!! Daddy's on the airplane..........

[Melissa]

I guess I like sarcastic assholes

Me too. Dammit.

Then you'll love me!!! So that's why Lynn still talks to me.

[Saint John]

Nah, I gotta disagree with ya there Deb

As far as the better looking dude goes I have to side with Deb on this one. Michaels is much better looking than Marlboro Man Elliott. Not that Joe's ugly...he's just fat and old. As for Eric Martin, he's a pretty good looking guy, but he needs to gain some weight. He looks like he just walked out of a fucking methadone clinic. I sense stevew2 waltzing in here and bombing me with gay jokes.

I saw EM just a few weeks ago and he looked mighty fine to me!

How cute is this...... awww! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjFJvqAu ... re=related

That clip explains the weight problem.

[Deb]

Nah, I gotta disagree with ya there Deb

As far as the better looking dude goes I have to side with Deb on this one. Michaels is much better looking than Marlboro Man Elliott. Not that Joe's ugly...he's just fat and old. As for Eric Martin, he's a pretty good looking guy, but he needs to gain some weight. He looks like he just walked out of a fucking methadone clinic. I sense stevew2 waltzing in here and bombing me with gay jokes.

I saw EM just a few weeks ago and he looked mighty fine to me!

How cute is this...... awww! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjFJvqAu ... re=related

That clip explains the weight problem.

Twin toddlers?

[StevePerryHair]

Nah, I gotta disagree with ya there Deb

As far as the better looking dude goes I have to side with Deb on this one. Michaels is much better looking than Marlboro Man Elliott. Not that Joe's ugly...he's just fat and old. As for Eric Martin, he's a pretty good looking guy, but he needs to gain some weight. He looks like he just walked out of a fucking methadone clinic. I sense stsvew2 waltzing in here and bombing me with gay jokes.

Yes, Joe would look better if he would have stayed in shape, but then again with his age and his back issues he has had, I think that plays a part in his shape. Maybe I like the weathered look

EM is cute, but in a little boy cute kinda way. Tall, manly and sarcastic is more attractive

Lynn, ya like the weathered look? Do you have a thing for George Hamilton?

Eeeeewwww, George Hamilton?? No, not every weathered man is hot. He is kinda shifty or smarmy or something. He has beady eyes, and I am an eye person.

I like younger men usually, so I guess that blows the weathered look reason out the window then. Must just be the eyes.

[Rhiannon]

He is kinda shifty or smarmy or something. He has beady eyes, and I am an eye person.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH??

[venomnation]

Now THAT was good...

[StevePerryHair]

He is kinda shifty or smarmy or something. He has beady eyes, and I am an eye person.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH??

Yes!! A rat!! He looks like a rat!!!!!!!! LOL

[Deb]

He is kinda shifty or smarmy or something. He has beady eyes, and I am an eye person.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH??

Yes!! A rat!! He looks like a rat!!!!!!!! LOL

LOL, good one! What the heck is that? It looks like it has actual fingers.....not to mention the mickey mouse ears?

[Rhiannon]

He is kinda shifty or smarmy or something. He has beady eyes, and I am an eye person.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH??

Yes!! A rat!! He looks like a rat!!!!!!!! LOL

LOL, good one! What the heck is that? It looks like it has actual fingers.....not to mention the mickey mouse ears?

itsapossum!!

Or were you talking about George?

[Rhiannon]

To keep this on-topic:

SEPARATED AT BIRTH??

[tammy]

Did Joe Elliot say that with BOWIE music came second????

Fuck him!

That surprised me because Joe Elliott is a HUGE Bowie fan. I wonder if maybe he didn't think he was being as insulting as he came across.

And to somehow intimate that shit like Trex, Slade and Gary Glitter WERE about the music first? I've always kinda thought Bret Michaels was a tool, but my estimation of him just went up about 1000 %!!!

...hair extensions and all

And he's way hotter than Joe Elliott.

....hair extensions and all

Gotta agree with Deb. I had no idea who Def Lep was until Dances with the Stars and I didn't know who Bret was until I watched Rock of Love...Bret's got the "It" factor...I can't say I like either band's music, 'tho - doesn't grab me....so, it's not about the music here. Did like what Bret said about the "lip synching"...lol.

[mistiejourney]

He is kinda shifty or smarmy or something. He has beady eyes, and I am an eye person.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH??

Yes!! A rat!! He looks like a rat!!!!!!!! LOL

LOL, good one! What the heck is that? It looks like it has actual fingers.....not to mention the mickey mouse ears?

Looks like Mickey Mouse on Meth!

[Deb]

To keep this on-topic:

SEPARATED AT BIRTH??

LMAO! Actually laughed right out loud here at work!

[mistiejourney]

To keep this on-topic:

SEPARATED AT BIRTH??

[Rhiannon]

SEPARATED AT BIRTH??

[Deb]

SEPARATED AT BIRTH??

Don't even go there on the next one....

[Rhiannon]

Don't even go there on the next one....

Aww, HELL NO! That's the one I'm most looking forward to. Beat me with the pin if you gotta! EM is fair target!

[Saint John]

Nah, I gotta disagree with ya there Deb

As far as the better looking dude goes I have to side with Deb on this one. Michaels is much better looking than Marlboro Man Elliott. Not that Joe's ugly...he's just fat and old. As for Eric Martin, he's a pretty good looking guy, but he needs to gain some weight. He looks like he just walked out of a fucking methadone clinic. I sense stevew2 waltzing in here and bombing me with gay jokes.

I saw EM just a few weeks ago and he looked mighty fine to me!

How cute is this...... awww! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjFJvqAu ... re=related

That clip explains the weight problem.

Twin toddlers?

Not what I was thinking...and you probably don't want to know anyway.