OT: Roth Almost Peaced Out -- Or DID he?

[mistiejourney]

Good thing they didnt pull Friga over, the would have givin him a DWIWNTS. Driving While Intoxicated With Nuts

Hmmm...Steve this is not like you. I though Friga didn't have any!

Steve didn't say they were Friga's nuts...

[7 Wishes]

I used to impersonate the ugly kid from New Kids on the Block. Danny whatshisname. I was a dead ringer combination of that guy, Skippy from Family Ties, and Razor Ramon.

[Deb]

It was an imposter, DLR was in Canada at the time.

[Tito]

I used to impersonate the ugly kid from New Kids on the Block. Danny whatshisname. I was a dead ringer combination of that guy, Skippy from Family Ties, and Razor Ramon.

Hey yo!

[7 Wishes]

I still get the Razor Ramon thing all the time, especially when I don't shave. WTF.

[epresley]

It was an imposter, DLR was in Canada at the time.

That same SOB pretended to be Chris Rock the week before. Bastard just wants attention!

[jrnyman28]

It was an imposter, DLR was in Canada at the time.

That same SOB pretended to be Chris Rock the week before. Bastard just wants attention!

Impressive if he can imitate DLR AND Chris Rock!!

[Barb]

According to the Toronto Star, Ontario Provincial Popo are fingering David Kuntz as the cashew-allergic nut that has been duping people across Canada.

In May, the fake Dave fooled Ontario cops that pulled him over for speeding -- and told them he was suffering an allergic reaction to nuts. The cops then went on the local news talking about how they helped save Diamond Dave's life.



http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/15/fake-diam ... eal-kuntz/

[7 Wishes]

Is he related to Tigers' great Rusty Kuntz:

Anyway, Kuntz is a homely SOB. You'd have to have been born yesterday to mistake him for DLR.

[RedWingFan]

Is he related to Tigers' great Rusty Kuntz:

Anyway, Kuntz is a homely SOB. You'd have to have been born yesterday to mistake him for DLR.

I remember old Kuntz. For anyone not familiar with him. His name is pronounced "koonts"

[Angiekay]

The Canadian man suspected of impersonating Van Halen singer David Lee Roth reportedly has a history of convincing people to do his bidding, up to and including murder. According to Ontario, Canada's Simcoe Reformer, David Kuntz of Cambridge, Ontario, was involved in a brutal murder case in 1988. When Kuntz announced he was going to marry Rowena Parsons, girlfriend Kim Blinkhorn purchased an eight-inch carving knife and attacked Parsons, stabbing her 70 times as Parsons' and Kuntz's three-year-old daughter looked on in horror. Blinkhorn claimed Kuntz told her that her "job" was to kill Parsons. A psychologist testified that Blinkhorn was delusional when she stabbed Parsons and was "deeply disturbed." Blinkhorn was found not guilty by reason of insanity, and sentenced to custody in a mental hospital.

Kuntz, who has also used the name David P. Angel, was stopped by police for speeding on May 23rd. Claiming he was having an allergic reaction to nuts in a donut he'd eaten, he identified himself as David Lee Roth and was taken by ambulance to a local hospital. Later that evening, Lutz partied at a local nightclub, posing for photos and identifying himself as Roth, even as the real Roth was appearing that night at Madison Square Garden in New York City with Van Halen.