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OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:20 am

Just a starter thread until I can get back to post my pictures. I wanted to separate this from the JttC thread, but I was lucky to be invited to stay with Rhi and Keith, the singer for 7th Heaven. We had a blast! Rhi thought we would get along pretty well, and she was right -- I have a feeling we'd be very good friends if we lived closer.

Keith is just an amazing guy -- he actually won the U.K. version of American Idol, but downplays it saying that those types of shows don't really mean as much over there as they do over here. Still, he's a very multi-talented guy who took some time to bust out some Dream Theater riffs on his drum set for me. I believe when he records, he handles all the instruments. Just amazing! But he's so freaking down to earth and easy to talk to for a guy that will be soon departing to do another arena tour overseas. And we both had extremely compatible senses of humor and cracked each other up constantly.

Soon after I arrived, I noticed a Richie Sambora Signature Strat perched in the corner of a room, and asked if they minded if I played it. I was actually playing "You Give Love A Bad Name" on it, and then Keith told me the next day that the guitar was not only a R.S. Strat, but one OF Richie's 3 Strats he used on the Crossroads tour! Value was about $6,000! KILLER! So unknowingly, my fingers had actually traced the same fret steps once made by Richie himself! We got several pictures with the guitar, and I'll post some later. It was simply the nicest feeling Strat I'd ever had my hands on, and Keith also mentioned he only uses it for recording for fear of damaging it during a show.

We had to depart soon after the JttC show ended to catch the end of a 7th Heaven show which was kinda special in that it was the last show their drummer of the last 10 years was performing with. Last two songs were a SMOKING rendition of Rob Zombie's "Dragula", followed by Bryan Adams' "Heaven" which the drummer dedicated to his wife. Very emotional... I'd inquired earlier about the possibility of jamming a song with them, and Keith had gotten me set up to sing Styx's "Come Sail Away" with them, but we arrived just too late to make it happen. There will be another time, though, for sure, and I'll be ready!

More to come, including some photos and the funniest tale of all -- the Rhi-billie Wake-Up Call !!!!!

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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:33 am

Rip Rokken wrote:More to come, including some photos and the funniest tale of all -- the Rhi-billie Wake-Up Call !!!!!

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Oh, okay Mister "I wanna get downtown early tomorrow morning" (said at 5am!!) and I go downstairs at 10 when it was time to leave and your ass is still asleep! Hmph! :lol: :lol:

I'd have done anything at that moment to go back to bed, I'm not exactly the most coherent of people in the morning. I usually don't realize I'm awake until mid-way through my commute. (There's a thought.) :shock:
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:24 am

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Rip Rokken wrote:More to come, including some photos and the funniest tale of all -- the Rhi-billie Wake-Up Call !!!!!

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Oh, okay Mister "I wanna get downtown early tomorrow morning" (said at 5am!!) and I go downstairs at 10 when it was time to leave and your ass is still asleep! Hmph! :lol: :lol:

I'd have done anything at that moment to go back to bed, I'm not exactly the most coherent of people in the morning. I usually don't realize I'm awake until mid-way through my commute. (There's a thought.) :shock:


Storytime, I guess! LOL! So yes, after JttC and the last bit of the 7th Heaven show, we all went out for a late bite to eat at IHOP. Once we returned, I posted my JttC review, and once I was done it was about 5am. We'd talked about meeting BJG in downtown Chicago around 10am. Not much time to sleep, but I was so exhausted I was slurring my speech like a drunk guy in IHOP... haha! So I go to bed. I'm staying very comfortably in the music studio, where there are no windows and it's pitch black when the lights are off -- perfect for sleeping. So at some point I hear a very faint little "ba-bink!" coming from my cell phone, and I groggily pick it up and realize it's almost 10am, and Rhi has been sending me text messages to see if I'm awake! First one asks if I'm up yet, and the 2nd says she's going back to sleep and to text her when I'm up. LOL!!!! I should have set the alarm clock like I did the night before! So I quickly texted her back that I was now up, and would be ready in a few, and before too long we were out the door.

Later I found that she'd been sending BJG text messges updating her on my state of slumber and how I was oversleeping... HAHA! BJG's advice to her was literally, "Next time, try going downstairs and poking him!" I could barely stiffle a laugh when she said that...

Rhi was the bestest of hostesses, and even had a box of Honeycomb, my favorite midnight snack, waiting for me! Thanks for putting up with me, and again, so sorry for oversleeping! Haha...

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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:37 am

Rip Rokken wrote:Rhi was the bestest of hostesses, and even had a box of Honeycomb, my favorite midnight snack, waiting for me! Thanks for putting up with me, and again, so sorry for oversleeping! Haha...


You're welcome anytime. Keith said something about you should feel honored he didn't "bone any bitches" during your stay. :P

Now for my side of the story. After we left the 7h show Saturday night, me, BJG, Rip, and roomy went to the IHOP, and had a big blast. Nothing is better for the soul than a day of awesome live music followed by pancakes at 3am. We finally get back to the house around 4, and told BJG we'd meet her at the L station around 10 to go downtown. By the time we all get to sleep its damn near 5am, so when my alarm starts going off at 9 that morning I felt like I had been hit with a dump truck. BJG herself later admitted to not having even gone to bed at all that night. But, being the trooper I am, I go ahead and get up, get ready, dressed, and am all set to go. Rip is still in bed.

Now, we have these oversized brown leather couches that are just beyond comfy and it's no secret if I sit down on one, I'm down for the count. I text BJG to let her know we're going to be late to which she suggests I wake him up. Well, I had tried to... I opened the door to the basement/studio/guest room and could hear "Rip van Snorren" as BJG called him, was still asleep. And I don't wake people up. At least not guests. It's a thing. I also don't like talking on the phone to strangers. :lol:

Hence the text, and the thought behind that was, "It'll take him a good hour to get ready and such, so I can go back to bed and nap"... I didn't expect him to actually get up and be ready so soon.

Instead, I just napped on the blue line, all the way from Cumberland to Clark & Lake. And back. That's how it really happened. :lol:
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:47 am

Rhiannon wrote:Instead, I just napped on the blue line, all the way from Cumberland to Clark & Lake. And back. That's how it really happened. :lol:


And I think I took a picture of you sleeping on the train, as well as one of BJG conducting a mathematical calculation with her phone at Giordano's... LOL! Always good to have a few blackmail shots on hand in case they become necessary in the future. Just kidding! I'd do no such thing.

The both of ya's were great fun to hang out with, and real troopers to take me out in downtown Chicago in that heat with so little sleep. My friends back home are impressed I took photos of some of the Dark Knight sets! We also saw the intersection where Steve Perry sang for the Cubs a while back, and I told BJG I could get a shot of her bowing down to street, and I could post it with the caption, "Bluejeangirl76 worshiping the ground Steve Perry walked on"... HA!

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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:57 am

Rip Rokken wrote:We also saw the intersection where Steve Perry sang for the Cubs a while back


It was those wretched White Sox. Not the Cubs. You should've let us take you to Wrigleyville. :wink:
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:51 am

Rip Rokken wrote:We also saw the intersection where Steve Perry sang for the (SOX, Rip - it was the SOX) a while back, and I told BJG I could get a shot of her bowing down to street, and I could post it with the caption, "Bluejeangirl76 worshiping the ground Steve Perry walked on"... HA!


And thank you for that. I'm not insane enough to to weep and fawn over pavement just because Sir Steve once walked around on it. You'll have to come up with better memorabilia than that if you expect me to become excited. Find me that tiny red tailcoat and I might squeeze out a few tears. :lol: :lol:

I bet you took a picture of that bridge, didn't you? :lol:
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:07 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I bet you took a picture of that bridge, didn't you? :lol:


Don't know if he did, but I sure as hell did... :oops: :lol:

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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:11 am

Rhiannon wrote: "Rip van Snorren" as BJG called him, was still asleep.


I was pretty proud of that one.
No sleep and I can still whip out the clever.



Rhiannon wrote:That's how it really happened. :lol:


You left out the part where your first angry text to me said "Wtf? This motherfucker is still asleep!"
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:13 am

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I bet you took a picture of that bridge, didn't you? :lol:


Don't know if he did, but I sure as hell did... :oops: :lol:



Loon! :lol:
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:16 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:That's how it really happened. :lol:


You left out the part where your first angry text to me said "Wtf? This motherfucker is still asleep!"


I'm such a zombie when I wake up. :oops:
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:17 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Loon! :lol:


No... I sent it via text to a few people that said "Perry was here." You think I get a boner off taking pictures of bridges on Wacker? In the words of Neal Schon, "fuck him." :lol: :P

Plus, it was in Batman. :D
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:19 am

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Loon! :lol:


No... I sent it via text to a few people that said "Perry was here." You think I get a boner off taking pictures of bridges on Wacker? In the words of Neal Schon, "fuck him." :lol: :P

Plus, it was in Batman. :D


Ok I'm sorry. My mistake. I meant...

Geek! :lol:
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rick » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:19 am

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bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:That's how it really happened. :lol:


You left out the part where your first angry text to me said "Wtf? This motherfucker is still asleep!"


I'm such a zombie when I wake up. :oops:


Y'all are ridin way up high on my man Rips back. How 'bout easin up off the boy a bit? :lol: Rip Van Snorren. Classic. :lol:
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:23 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Loon! :lol:


No... I sent it via text to a few people that said "Perry was here." You think I get a boner off taking pictures of bridges on Wacker? In the words of Neal Schon, "fuck him." :lol: :P

Plus, it was in Batman. :D


Ok I'm sorry. My mistake. I meant...

Geek! :lol:


I can live with that. 8)
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Don » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:25 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:Rhi was the bestest of hostesses, and even had a box of Honeycomb, my favorite midnight snack, waiting for me! Thanks for putting up with me, and again, so sorry for oversleeping! Haha...


You're welcome anytime. Keith said something about you should feel honored he didn't "bone any bitches" during your stay. :P

Now for my side of the story. After we left the 7h show Saturday night, me, BJG, Rip, and roomy went to the IHOP, and had a big blast. Nothing is better for the soul than a day of awesome live music followed by pancakes at 3am. We finally get back to the house around 4, and told BJG we'd meet her at the L station around 10 to go downtown. By the time we all get to sleep its damn near 5am, so when my alarm starts going off at 9 that morning I felt like I had been hit with a dump truck. BJG herself later admitted to not having even gone to bed at all that night. But, being the trooper I am, I go ahead and get up, get ready, dressed, and am all set to go. Rip is still in bed.

Now, we have these oversized brown leather couches that are just beyond comfy and it's no secret if I sit down on one, I'm down for the count. I text BJG to let her know we're going to be late to which she suggests I wake him up. Well, I had tried to... I opened the door to the basement/studio/guest room and could hear "Rip van Snorren" as BJG called him, was still asleep. And I don't wake people up. At least not guests. It's a thing. I also don't like talking on the phone to strangers. :lol:

Hence the text, and the thought behind that was, "It'll take him a good hour to get ready and such, so I can go back to bed and nap"... I didn't expect him to actually get up and be ready so soon.

Instead, I just napped on the blue line, all the way from Cumberland to Clark & Lake. And back. That's how it really happened. :lol:


Just curious with all the IHOP Chatter, does Chi-Town have anything like Roscoe's in L.A. with Waffles and chicken?

http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rick » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:32 am

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Rhiannon wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:Rhi was the bestest of hostesses, and even had a box of Honeycomb, my favorite midnight snack, waiting for me! Thanks for putting up with me, and again, so sorry for oversleeping! Haha...


You're welcome anytime. Keith said something about you should feel honored he didn't "bone any bitches" during your stay. :P

Now for my side of the story. After we left the 7h show Saturday night, me, BJG, Rip, and roomy went to the IHOP, and had a big blast. Nothing is better for the soul than a day of awesome live music followed by pancakes at 3am. We finally get back to the house around 4, and told BJG we'd meet her at the L station around 10 to go downtown. By the time we all get to sleep its damn near 5am, so when my alarm starts going off at 9 that morning I felt like I had been hit with a dump truck. BJG herself later admitted to not having even gone to bed at all that night. But, being the trooper I am, I go ahead and get up, get ready, dressed, and am all set to go. Rip is still in bed.

Now, we have these oversized brown leather couches that are just beyond comfy and it's no secret if I sit down on one, I'm down for the count. I text BJG to let her know we're going to be late to which she suggests I wake him up. Well, I had tried to... I opened the door to the basement/studio/guest room and could hear "Rip van Snorren" as BJG called him, was still asleep. And I don't wake people up. At least not guests. It's a thing. I also don't like talking on the phone to strangers. :lol:

Hence the text, and the thought behind that was, "It'll take him a good hour to get ready and such, so I can go back to bed and nap"... I didn't expect him to actually get up and be ready so soon.

Instead, I just napped on the blue line, all the way from Cumberland to Clark & Lake. And back. That's how it really happened. :lol:


Just curious with all the IHOP Chatter, does Chi-Town have anything like Roscoe's in L.A. with Waffles and chicken?

http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/


I didn't know anyone would eat those two things in the same sitting. I love chicken and I love waffles. Next time I go to IHOP, I'm ordering chicken with a side of waffles. :lol:
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:33 am

Rick wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Just curious with all the IHOP Chatter, does Chi-Town have anything like Roscoe's in L.A. with Waffles and chicken?

http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/


I didn't know anyone would eat those two things in the same sitting. I love chicken and I love waffles. Next time I go to IHOP, I'm ordering chicken with a side of waffles. :lol:


Actually... I don't know. I have heard that before. Someone asked me a few weeks ago if we had chicken & waffles where I come from in the south. Might be a ghetto thing, but I'd never heard of the combo. :)
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Don » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:43 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Rick wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Just curious with all the IHOP Chatter, does Chi-Town have anything like Roscoe's in L.A. with Waffles and chicken?

http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/


I didn't know anyone would eat those two things in the same sitting. I love chicken and I love waffles. Next time I go to IHOP, I'm ordering chicken with a side of waffles. :lol:


Actually... I don't know. I have heard that before. Someone asked me a few weeks ago if we had chicken & waffles where I come from in the south. Might be a ghetto thing, but I'd never heard of the combo. :)

Along with Pinks (hotdogs), it's been the "in" thing here in So cal for a number of years. At 4 in the morning on a weekend, the line can get up to a hundred or more people waiting on the sidewalk along Pico Blvd. I just assumed all big cities had them. It seems ghetto the first time you go and see it being served, but once you eat it, it's the bees knees.
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:52 am

Rhiannon wrote:You're welcome anytime. Keith said something about you should feel honored he didn't "bone any bitches" during your stay. :P


I certainly didn't hear any bitching, but he might have boned a few nice ones! And there is no honor among thieves! Tell him that he's lucky Rip Rokken has retired from such things, else I would have been making A********a a stealthy upgrade offer! Hot is great, smart is great, and nice is great, but all 3 in one girl? ROWR!!!!

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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:55 am

Rhiannon wrote:It was those wretched White Sox. Not the Cubs. You should've let us take you to Wrigleyville. :wink:


BJG should tell you about the Penny's we went to at the mall, and how I passed up all those Cubs, Sox and Bears jerseys and asked what state those teams were from!

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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:56 am

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Rhiannon wrote:You're welcome anytime. Keith said something about you should feel honored he didn't "bone any bitches" during your stay. :P


I certainly didn't hear any bitching, but he might have boned a few nice ones! And there is no honor among thieves! Tell him that he's lucky Rip Rokken has retired from such things, else I would have been making A********a a stealthy upgrade offer! Hot is great, smart is great, and nice is great, but all 3 in one girl? ROWR!!!!

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Don't get attached. They all have a shelf life of less than a week, and are never the only ones out... there's always three or four in rotation. That's why I don't take the time to ever remember any of their names! :lol: :wink:
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:59 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I'm not insane enough to to weep and fawn over pavement just because Sir Steve once walked around on it. You'll have to come up with better memorabilia than that if you expect me to become excited. Find me that tiny red tailcoat and I might squeeze out a few tears. :lol: :lol:


Puh-leeeeeeeze!!! I could show you a toilet that Steve Perry made a "deposit" into and I bet you'd squeeze one out... LOL!

Speaking of deposits, we passed by a Joseph A. Bank yesterday, and I meant to go inside and cash a check, but was worried they wouldn't do it if I didn't have an account there.

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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:00 am

Rick wrote:Y'all are ridin way up high on my man Rips back. How 'bout easin up off the boy a bit?


Man, I ain't had no love in a week! Whatchutalkinabout?

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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:02 am

Rhiannon wrote:No... I sent it via text to a few people that said "Perry was here." You think I get a boner off taking pictures of bridges on Wacker? In the words of Neal Schon, "fuck him." :lol: :P

Plus, it was in Batman. :D


I was tired and must have gotten the story mixed up. I thought someone said that was the corner where Batman fought Steve Perry, so yes, I took a pic!

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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:19 am

Rhiannon wrote:Don't get attached. They all have a shelf life of less than a week, and are never the only ones out... there's always three or four in rotation. That's why I don't take the time to ever remember any of their names! :lol: :wink:


That will keep him looking and feeling young forever... How old do I really look? LOL!

But there are all sorts of roles another guy could play if he wanted to benefit from the crumbs that fell from that man's table...

1) The "Shoulder-To-Cry-On" -- kind of a nice little "counselor" for the freshly-dumped and emotionally vulnerable... might lead to some action!

2) The "Decoy" -- you can run interference for him with the psychos. Basically the same reason a jet will deploy "chaff" to lure a guided missile away. A friend who can take one for the team like this is an invaluable asset!

3) "Plan B" -- if you have a group of girls over, chances are he ones who don't end up with the main hombre will be looking to hook up with the next available guy. This is why Scott Baio's repulsive little friend didn't want him to settle down and get married.

4) The "Stepping Stone" -- many girls who aren't getting the attention they want right away from the singer will hook up with the drummer just to get closer to him. Bad thinking, I know, but no one said these girls were geniuses.

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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rick » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:23 am

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Rick wrote:Y'all are ridin way up high on my man Rips back. How 'bout easin up off the boy a bit?


Man, I ain't had no love in a week! Whatchutalkinabout?

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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:35 am

Rip Rokken wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Don't get attached. They all have a shelf life of less than a week, and are never the only ones out... there's always three or four in rotation. That's why I don't take the time to ever remember any of their names! :lol: :wink:


That will keep him looking and feeling young forever... How old do I really look? LOL!

But there are all sorts of roles another guy could play if he wanted to benefit from the crumbs that fell from that man's table...


And then the guy will always have the girl like me... who has the following roles:

1.) Confidante. Sit & listen to the innermost tangles of his mind. (Sometimes actually paying attention!) This has given me a whole new perspective on life, love, sex, and dating. He doesn't know it, but this has equipped me with cosmic superpowers.

2.) Savior. Bail him out of tough situations and cover his ass. Two groupie stalkers find out about each other? Ah, damage control.

3.) Stylist. Make sure he always looks good. Nag his ass for being a diva.

4.) Shrink. Advice, opinion, and brutal truth.

5.) Wifey. Not what it would appear, literally. But I'm that female presence that's constant in the home. Comforting, caring, cleaning, cooking, nice smells. Dudes who chase maximum skirt dig that. It keeps them from feeling like they need to find a girlfriend and can continue on their man-whoring ways.

But, it's beneficial for me too. I get the advice back, I get the shrink, the confidante, stylist, and man-wifey roles back. And since our relationship is void of attraction on both sides, and non-sexual and never will be, it's the perfect situation. Plus he gives killer shoulder rubs. 8)
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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:52 am

Rhiannon wrote:1.) Confidante. Sit & listen to the innermost tangles of his mind. (Sometimes actually paying attention!) This has given me a whole new perspective on life, love, sex, and dating. He doesn't know it, but this has equipped me with cosmic superpowers.

2.) Savior. Bail him out of tough situations and cover his ass. Two groupie stalkers find out about each other? Ah, damage control.

3.) Stylist. Make sure he always looks good. Nag his ass for being a diva.

4.) Shrink. Advice, opinion, and brutal truth.

5.) Wifey. Not what it would appear, literally. But I'm that female presence that's constant in the home. Comforting, caring, cleaning, cooking, nice smells. Dudes who chase maximum skirt dig that. It keeps them from feeling like they need to find a girlfriend and can continue on their man-whoring ways.


Easily summed up in one master category -- ENABLER!!! LOL!!!! I salute you!

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Re: OT: 7th Heaven in Chicago!

Postby Rhiannon » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:07 am

Rip Rokken wrote:Easily summed up in one master category -- ENABLER!!! LOL!!!! I salute you!


LOL! Maybe so, but it works. And everybody's happy.

Now, as for that half-eaten box of Honeycomb... do you want me to bring that to you in Dallas, too? :lol:
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