Funniest All-time MR Poster

by **ProgRocker53** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:52 am

Behshad wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:I voted for Saint John. Below is one of his funniest posts. Someone at work actually asked me if I was okay because I was crying. This was way before Tito's time. Thanks to Maro for being the unsuspecting folly! Enjoy!
Saint John wrote:
Maro wrote:For your information, here are couple of info on Croats...

Most important contributions from Croats to western civilization:
- the greatest influence on modern civilization made Croatian born Serb Nikola Tesla with his many inventions who are directly responsible for stellar development of technology in 20th century... you won't have a computer or internet now without his inventions...
- neckties (first came from Croatian mercenaries in service of french king Louis XIII)
- parachutes (inventor Faust Vrancic made a sketch of first parachute in 1595 and first known test of parachute in 1617)
- speedometer (inventor Josip Belusic invented it in 1888) - important part of cars...
- pencils (Croatian resident Slavoljub Eduard Penkala in 1906 and 1907)

With the exception of Mili Matijevic from Steelheart, I am COMPLETELY unimpressed. The pencil? Big fuckin' deal. The parachute? Whoa, can't live without that. You should stand on a chair, wrap a necktie firmly around your neck, jam a pencil through your left eye, step off the chair, pull open your parachute, and use a speedometer to gauge your speed. Tell us how that works out for you.

I remember that one!!! Thats one of the funniest things ,not only on MR, but anywhere online,,,,

I will never forget that post. Amazing.

by **styxman** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:53 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
styxman wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:What if we have more than one selection?

Do fucking "eenie meenie miney mo" then.

That's where this topic's going for me Saint and I ain't talkin' about the poll

St Joan, that quote of yours above is a trademark of yours dude, straight off the cuff and funny as fuck

Are you saying this because you are upset with me???
I didn't think it was funny at all~it was actually kinda mean!!!

..................mo, that make you happier :wink:

by **Blueskies** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:05 am

Deb wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:How about a MR's Funniest Chick Thread? Since, sans the two-headed Fan Asylum Monster, the choices here are all boys.

No need. Blueskies would win that going away.

I said "funniest". Not " " .
Yeah....I have joked around a lot on this board in the past...but excuse me if I don't think it's all that funny to be played....sorry but everything I said was factual. Oh...and if no one believes that good ol' Rockin' Deano didn't hit me up for money......well...I have the Western Union receipt to prove it.

See? now THAT was funny
your a complete dumbass ....where is Deano? I don't see him posting on "his" board. He ran before when he was on this board because he thought I was gonna tell. I think SJ will remember that because he couldn't figure out why Dean wasn't laying into me when I got on to him....then he started deleting all his posts and disappeared for awhile....he only came back when he thought I wasn't going to say anything afterall.

Whether you lent Dean money or not, that's between the 2 of you, but do you really think that is something that should be discussed on a open public forum?

I am far from being the only one he has taken....so yes...it's been going on for too long and he shouldn't get away with conning anyone else...he's long past due to be exposed for being the con man that he is. You know as well as I do that others have tried to tell the truth about him on here as well. I don't care how much I'm attacked for telling the truth...it's not going to stop me from doing so.

by **ScarabGator** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:20 am

Styxie??? Shit.....Im Space Mountain, the ultimate thrill ride!!!! We need to start a thread called "Whos the randiest member of MR" I'd win that hands down....waaaaayyyy down....

by **ProgRocker53** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:31 am

I dunno man, I'm quite randy.

by **ScarabGator** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:34 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:I dunno man, I'm quite randy.

I bet you are, Ive read your posts lately!!!!! We need to hang man....

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:34 am

ScarabGator wrote:Im Space Mountain, the ultimate thrill ride!!!! We need to start a thread called "Whos the randiest member of MR" I'd win that hands down....waaaaayyyy down....

I do believe this is a true statement.....but you are a sweetheart too, don't cut yourself short!!! :wink:

by **ScarabGator** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:36 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:Im Space Mountain, the ultimate thrill ride!!!! We need to start a thread called "Whos the randiest member of MR" I'd win that hands down....waaaaayyyy down....

I do believe this is a true statement.....but you are a sweetheart too, don't cut yourself short!!!

well I certainly appreciate the comment, and you arent too bad yourself!!!! :wink:

by **cyndy!** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:37 am

i amuse myself

cyndy666

by **annie89509** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:56 am

Everyone on the list is funny, and many also left off.

I only discovered messageboards about 3 years ago and only visited 1 or 2 at a time. This is the 1 I have stucked with exclusively for the past year. When you have read people's posts for so long, you get the feeling you "know" the person.
And this board is full of unique characters ... and some mighty witty ones, at that.

My vote goes to Larryfromnextdoor. I don't think the newbies "know" Larry that much because he seemed to have cut down his posting as of the last few months. But Larry is just so witty and funny ... without being crude or mean-spirited ... that he's just got to be the most popular poster on this board.

by **Natalie** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:58 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:I dunno man, I'm quite randy.

Can someone please explain "randy" to me....I thought I had it figured out....but now I'm not sure I do!

by **StoneCold** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:58 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:I dunno man, I'm quite randy.

jackson

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:04 am

annie89509 wrote:Everyone on the list is funny, and many also left off.

I only discovered messageboards about 3 years ago and only visited 1 or 2 at a time. This is the 1 I have stucked with exclusively for the past year. When you have read people's posts for so long, you get the feeling you "know" the person.
And this board is full of unique characters ... and some mighty witty ones, at that.

My vote goes to Larryfromnextdoor. I don't think the newbies "know" Larry that much because he seemed to have cut down his posting as of the last few months. But Larry is just so witty and funny ... without being crude or mean-spirited ... that he's just got to be the most popular poster on this board.

This is so true!!! :wink:

by **Deb** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:22 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
annie89509 wrote:Everyone on the list is funny, and many also left off.

I only discovered messageboards about 3 years ago and only visited 1 or 2 at a time. This is the 1 I have stucked with exclusively for the past year. When you have read people's posts for so long, you get the feeling you "know" the person.
And this board is full of unique characters ... and some mighty witty ones, at that.

My vote goes to Larryfromnextdoor. I don't think the newbies "know" Larry that much because he seemed to have cut down his posting as of the last few months. But Larry is just so witty and funny ... without being crude or mean-spirited ... that he's just got to be the most popular poster on this board.

This is so true!!!

Larry1

by **Tito** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:01 am

bump

This is the official thread.

by **Don** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:05 am

Why don't you change the title to the only official funny poster thread and put it all in caps?

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:15 am

DrFU wrote:Dude, these are all GUYS except for 2--and you've listed them as one person...

Oops... guess I was waiting for you to say something, umm, funny?

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:15 am

Tito wrote:bump

This is the official thread.

treads dead..

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:20 am

epresley wrote:Dangit, start a "Who's the Hugh Hefner of the Board" so larryfromnextdoor can win something!

Does Larry even show up for his dates?

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:23 am

Rip Rokken wrote:
epresley wrote:Dangit, start a "Who's the Hugh Hefner of the Board" so larryfromnextdoor can win something!

Does Larry even show up for his dates?

wow!!!........................................ :lol:

by **RedWingFan** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:25 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
epresley wrote:Dangit, start a "Who's the Hugh Hefner of the Board" so larryfromnextdoor can win something!

Does Larry even show up for his dates?

wow!!!........................................

Yeah, Larry needs to change his av back to Larry from Three's Company. :lol:

You ole dog you! :lol:

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:29 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
epresley wrote:Dangit, start a "Who's the Hugh Hefner of the Board" so larryfromnextdoor can win something!

Does Larry even show up for his dates?

wow!!!........................................

LOL! Does that earn me an extra vote?

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:31 am

My vote was for stevew2 btw.... if I was on a deserted island with a laptop computer and a WLAN connection but I could only read one posters posts, it would be his!

by **StoneCold** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:46 am

Rip Rokken wrote:My vote was for stevew2 btw.... if I was on a deserted island with a laptop computer and a WLAN connection but I could only read one posters posts, it would be his!

As long as he doesn't try to spell and punctuate correctly. I remember when I needed a damn enigma machine to read his posts. That was half the fun!

by **Sarah** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:54 am

stevew2's avatar is the only thing that's literally made me laugh out loud I think.

by **Enigma869** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:58 am

Natalie wrote:Can someone please explain "randy" to me

rand·y ˈrændi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ran-dee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation adjective, rand·i·er, rand·i·est, noun, plural rand·ies.
–adjective 1. sexually aroused; lustful; lecherous.
2. Chiefly Scot. rude and aggressive.
–noun 3. Chiefly Scot. a rude or coarse beggar.

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[Origin: 1690–1700; rand (obs. var. of rant

John from Boston

by **cyndy!** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:58 am

Rip Rokken wrote:My vote was for stevew2 btw.... if I was on a deserted island with a laptop computer and a WLAN connection but I could only read one posters posts, it would be his!

stevew2
funiest all-time poster
sommtimes he can spell

by **StoneCold** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:58 am

Sarah wrote:stevew2's avatar is the only thing that's literally made me laugh out loud I think.

From all the posts you've read here, nothing else? :shock:

Rick's Clown Car? No?

w2's Friganese?

Yulog's multimedia stories? Come on, those are hilarious.

by **tammy** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:12 am

Sarah wrote:stevew2's avatar is the only thing that's literally made me laugh out loud I think.

When I saw the "Hello Kittys" that really was funny.

by **Sarah** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:35 am

StoneCold wrote:Rick's Clown Car? No?

Sorry, but that's pretty old.

w2's Friganese?

Don't remember it

Yulog's multimedia stories? Come on, those are hilarious.

No.

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