Funniest All-time MR Poster

by **Maui Tom** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:50 am

Rhi makes me LOL...and I never LOL..

she had me at cupcakes and ponies...

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:33 pm

Maui Tom wrote:Rhi makes me LOL...and I never LOL..

she had me at cupcakes and ponies...

Aww schnarf... sweetness Maui Thomas!

by **Since 78** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:42 pm

My Picks:

1. SW2 - The radio show put him over the top!
2. BJG & Rhi - They can take any thread and take it to shopping, taint or Bat Signals in sixty seconds.
3. SJ - Ive never seen anyone who can piss you off one minute and then have you laughing the next quite like him.
4. Larry- Needs to work on his posting frequency!
5. Rip- Great Dokketude!
6. Special mention to GB whose becoming quite the thread Ninja himself.

by **StoneCold** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:45 pm

Since 78 wrote:My Picks:

2. BJG & Rhi - They can take any thread and take it to shopping, taint or Bat Signals in sixty seconds.

Ha, ain't that the truth!

They don't hold back! :lol:

by **mikemarrs** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:04 pm

rip rokken... for his preseverance in facing insurmountable odds from andrew on the subject of a dokken board here recently when andrew shot it down but he he doesn't know the fire the dokkenites are made of,lol,or are they dream warriors or lynch mob? .hell i pulled out my dokken cassttes last night for some damn reason and next thing you know i'm on amazon looking for the CD'S,lol.i think dokken greatest hits should be arriving anyday now.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:18 pm

StoneCold wrote:
Since 78 wrote:My Picks:

2. BJG & Rhi - They can take any thread and take it to shopping, taint or Bat Signals in sixty seconds.

Ha, ain't that the truth! They don't hold back!

And why should we? That's just borrrring.

by **Red13JoePa** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:43 pm

RedWingFan wrote:I voted for Saint John. Below is one of his funniest posts. Someone at work actually asked me if I was okay because I was crying. This was way before Tito's time. Thanks to Maro for being the unsuspecting folly! Enjoy!
Saint John wrote:
Maro wrote:For your information, here are couple of info on Croats...

Most important contributions from Croats to western civilization:
- the greatest influence on modern civilization made Croatian born Serb Nikola Tesla with his many inventions who are directly responsible for stellar development of technology in 20th century... you won't have a computer or internet now without his inventions...
- neckties (first came from Croatian mercenaries in service of french king Louis XIII)
- parachutes (inventor Faust Vrancic made a sketch of first parachute in 1595 and first known test of parachute in 1617)
- speedometer (inventor Josip Belusic invented it in 1888) - important part of cars...
- pencils (Croatian resident Slavoljub Eduard Penkala in 1906 and 1907)

With the exception of Mili Matijevic from Steelheart, I am COMPLETELY unimpressed. The pencil? Big fuckin' deal. The parachute? Whoa, can't live without that. You should stand on a chair, wrap a necktie firmly around your neck, jam a pencil through your left eye, step off the chair, pull open your parachute, and use a speedometer to gauge your speed. Tell us how that works out for you.

LOL!
Yea, that's pretty good.
SJ at his best.
For my coin, his Greatest Hit was his line-by-line retort to John Cleese's Repossessing America.

by **stevew2** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:58 am

I am honored, tied with Deano?? Wow. thanks everyone, ill keeptrying as long as Andrew dosent kick me out {thanks}.I give Friga the glory,without him,Im nothing

by **Natalie** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:16 am

stevew2 wrote:I am honored, tied with Deano?? Wow. thanks everyone, ill keeptrying as long as Andrew dosent kick me out {thanks}.I give Friga the glory,without him,Im nothing

Come on people, vote Stevew2, Deano's not funny-at least most of his personalites aren't, a few are mildly funny- but at least Stevew2 is mentally stable!

by **NealIsGod** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:13 am

Natalie wrote:but at least Stevew2 is mentally stable!

You never met the guy. :lol:

Just kidding, Steve-O.

by **annie89509** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:28 am

stevew2 wrote:I am honored, tied with Deano?? Wow. thanks everyone, ill keeptrying as long as Andrew dosent kick me out {thanks}.I give Friga the glory,without him,Im nothing

Haha, this is a classic, :lol:

almost fell out of my chair laughing. Considering all of Stevew2's jokes are directed at Jon, it's the understatement of the year! :lol:

by **Liam** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:06 am

Fuck it...I'm voting for myself. :lol:

by **StoneCold** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:10 am

annie89509 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:I am honored, tied with Deano?? Wow. thanks everyone, ill keeptrying as long as Andrew dosent kick me out {thanks}.I give Friga the glory,without him,Im nothing

Haha, this is a classic, almost fell out of my chair laughing. Considering all of Stevew2's jokes are directed at Jon, it's the understatement of the year!

w2 was pretty funny even before the Friganese. Friga just made him blossom. Either that or got a couple glasses of wine in him?

by **Tomulator** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:31 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:Cmon folks...and ladies...dont forget about your ScarabGator....you know you want to. Now reach down and pull it out-the vote that is....(maybe)

You don't make me laugh ALL the time SG...sometimes you just touch my heart!!!

Just curious, but does that cause any type of quivering?

It is with my touch....unforgettable. I quiver just thinking about it. MG?

Heck YEAH!!!! I've heard ALL about you Gators!!!

Yeah...that they are a "crock".

:wink:

PS Calm down SG...just being "witty"...for a Buckeye!

:lol:

by **Tomulator** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:33 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Tomulator wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Tomulator wrote:BTW, my name wasn't even on the list...

I have never really felt like part of the MR board.

Probably the OHIO thing!!!

Nah...COULDN'T be that!

EVERYONE loves the Buckeyes, right???

I know I do!!!

Have you seen the ESPN commercial with the Buckeye and Wolverine making out on the couch?

hahahaha

:lol:

by **ScarabGator** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:34 am

Tomulator wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:Cmon folks...and ladies...dont forget about your ScarabGator....you know you want to. Now reach down and pull it out-the vote that is....(maybe)

You don't make me laugh ALL the time SG...sometimes you just touch my heart!!!

Just curious, but does that cause any type of quivering?

It is with my touch....unforgettable. I quiver just thinking about it. MG?

Heck YEAH!!!! I've heard ALL about you Gators!!!

Yeah...that they are a "crock".

PS Calm down SG...just being "witty"...for a Buckeye!

you the man bro!!! Plenty to go around for both of us.....

by **bluejeangirl76** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:36 am

Liam wrote:Fuck it...I'm voting for myself.

LOL! At least you're honest.

I voted for 'other' because that mofo foolishly left out Rhiannon.

by **annie89509** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:00 am

StoneCold wrote:
annie89509 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:I am honored, tied with Deano?? Wow. thanks everyone, ill keeptrying as long as Andrew dosent kick me out {thanks}.I give Friga the glory,without him,Im nothing

Haha, this is a classic, almost fell out of my chair laughing. Considering all of Stevew2's jokes are directed at Jon, it's the understatement of the year!

w2 was pretty funny even before the Friganese. Friga just made him blossom. Either that or got a couple glasses of wine in him?

ahumm, no. Actually, he wasn't "funny" until he changed his ways and started harping on Jon. Remember all the biting remarks against Arnel? People were telling stevew off left and right, including Andrew. Now, all of a sudden, he's funny. Don't get me wrong, I like Stevew, laugh at all his jokes, but just saying ....

by **Rhiannon** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:01 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I voted for 'other' because that mofo foolishly left out Rhiannon.

Aw, schnarf!

by **Natalie** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:02 am

NealIsGod wrote:
Natalie wrote:but at least Stevew2 is mentally stable!

You never met the guy. Just kidding, Steve-O.

Who said I've never met him?????? :lol:

by **finalfight** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:04 am

annie89509 wrote:
StoneCold wrote:
annie89509 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:I am honored, tied with Deano?? Wow. thanks everyone, ill keeptrying as long as Andrew dosent kick me out {thanks}.I give Friga the glory,without him,Im nothing

Haha, this is a classic, almost fell out of my chair laughing. Considering all of Stevew2's jokes are directed at Jon, it's the understatement of the year!

w2 was pretty funny even before the Friganese. Friga just made him blossom. Either that or got a couple glasses of wine in him?

ahumm, no. Actually, he wasn't "funny" until he changed his ways and started harping on Jon. Remember all the biting remarks against Arnel? People were telling stevew off left and right, including Andrew. Now, all of a sudden, he's funny. Don't get me wrong, I like Stevew, laugh at all his jokes, but just saying ....

Ah the thin line between love and hate. I definately prefer this incarnation of Stevew2. The dudes quickly becoming something of an institution rather than needing to be in one!

by **Rip Rokken** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:38 am

mikemarrs wrote:rip rokken... for his preseverance in facing insurmountable odds from andrew on the subject of a dokken board here recently when andrew shot it down but he he doesn't know the fire the dokkenites are made of,lol,or are they dream warriors or lynch mob? .hell i pulled out my dokken cassttes last night for some damn reason and next thing you know i'm on amazon looking for the CD'S,lol.i think dokken greatest hits should be arriving anyday now. 8)

LOL! And now you know why I do what I do... a success story like that keeps me Dokken On!!!!

I just realized that discounting the "Other" category, I'm tied for 3rd place w/Saint John! They have a spacial name for us two over on Journey Forum, ya know... haha!

by **edcha** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:38 am

Since I’m relatively new in this forum, my vote probably doesn’t mean much! For one, I have not read enough posts written by all the candidates to make an objective choice. This is based solely on initial impression—plain and simple.

OK, I initially planned to break the tie between RIP & SJ by doing "eenie meenie miney mo" as SJ suggested in the earlier part of this thread---but I thought a tie is not too bad because I like them both (I mean I enjoyed some of their posts that I have read so far). :wink:

And since I enjoyed some of SteveW2’s pieces, too, I just decided to give him a fighting chance (a tie) against his closest rival---perhaps adding a little suspense towards the end of Tito’s exercise!

by **edcha** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:51 am

Two birds in one vote!
RIP, you're now in second place with SJ! (from 3rd)
and SteveW2, you're now in first place with RND! (from 2nd)
---at least for the moment...

Not bad, huh! :lol:

by **StoneCold** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:32 pm

annie89509 wrote:
StoneCold wrote:
annie89509 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:I am honored, tied with Deano?? Wow. thanks everyone, ill keeptrying as long as Andrew dosent kick me out {thanks}.I give Friga the glory,without him,Im nothing

Haha, this is a classic, almost fell out of my chair laughing. Considering all of Stevew2's jokes are directed at Jon, it's the understatement of the year!

w2 was pretty funny even before the Friganese. Friga just made him blossom. Either that or got a couple glasses of wine in him?

ahumm, no. Actually, he wasn't "funny" until he changed his ways and started harping on Jon. Remember all the biting remarks against Arnel? People were telling stevew off left and right, including Andrew. Now, all of a sudden, he's funny. Don't get me wrong, I like Stevew, laugh at all his jokes, but just saying ....

Before Arnel, the way he posted, couldn't quote or spell right, would say off the wall stuff. He may not have meant it to be funny but it came out that way. To me anyway.

True he did go through a real sour period there when he was hatin' the band. Glad Friga brought him around.

So maybe this should be the "Most Improved Poster" poll?

by **stevew2** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:38 pm

NealIsGod wrote:
Natalie wrote:but at least Stevew2 is mentally stable!

You never met the guy. Just kidding, Steve-O.

I havent been to stable lately thanks to having a daughter, Nig you did flip me out when you ran out when Frontiers did anything thing from ROR.I wont hold that against you, Id run if Friga started eye ballin me,I think he wants me. That double chin shit that he has is starting is turning me on,.I got a virus on my computor,I hope he didnt give me herpes

by **Rhiannon** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:40 pm

stevew2 wrote:I havent been to stable lately thanks to having a daughter, Nig you did flip me out when you ran out when Frontiers did anything thing from ROR.I wont hold that against you, Id run if Friga started eye ballin me,I think he wants me. That double chin shit that he has is starting is turning me on,.I got a virus on my computor,I hope he didnt give me herpes

*Picks self up off the floor from laughing*

...And I also remember Niggy running out everytime Jeremey started up an ROR song. That's when he'd come chill with me and we'd talk about Friga's gayness. Honest. Betcha didn't know that SW2.

by **cyndy!** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:41 pm

i think deano would be getting more votes if he was still actively posting here. his humor was one of the reasons that brought me to MR.

by **Luvsaugeri** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:47 pm

Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:I am honored, tied with Deano?? Wow. thanks everyone, ill keeptrying as long as Andrew dosent kick me out {thanks}.I give Friga the glory,without him,Im nothing

Come on people, vote Stevew2, Deano's not funny-at least most of his personalites aren't, a few are mildly funny- but at least Stevew2 is mentally stable!

I agree totally!! I voted W2!!

by **StoneCold** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:49 pm

Ok, who voted for Lock N Load?

Friga & Fro pop in here for a vote?

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