1) I am not gay.
2) I do not operate the tilt-a-whirl at the carnival.
3) I could have sworn her name was Andrea, not Andy....

4) The charges will probably be dropped...
5) I am not gay(even though there could be a Steve Perry mancrush thing...)
Adios good people of MRVille!!!! I am off to the Pre-Journey Concert Bash at the bar!!!!