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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:23 am

Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.
Can they hurt me?
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Postby RedWingFan » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:25 am

Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.

With "on the job" training I suppose. :lol: There you Progger! :lol:
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Postby ProgRocker53 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:25 am

Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?
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Postby Natalie » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:26 am

stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.
Can they hurt me?

Yes, always wear a condom, Penicillin does not cure everything.
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Postby Natalie » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:28 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?

Extra stitch....you know, things get torn in the process and have to be fixed....some men think that in the process of fixing them a extra stitch or two will tighten things up...actually not so much.

There you have it....next question?????????
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:28 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?
Oh God,help this dude Nat, Progg if you meet Friga please dont ask him about this kinda shit
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Postby ProgRocker53 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:30 am

Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?

Extra stitch....you know, things get torn in the process and have to be fixed....some men think that in the process of fixing them a extra stitch or two will tighten things up...actually not so much.

There you have it....next question?????????


Oh, thank you very much! My imagination was going haywire for a minute there.

No other questions as of yet. ;)
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Postby Natalie » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:30 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?

Oh,I just went back and read why you were so confused. Stu got a little "stevew2" on us and did advise the men not to request an extra "stick" be placed in their wife's vagina.

Nice Stu! I hope that was a typo!!!!!!!!
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:42 am

Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?

Oh,I just went back and read why you were so confused. Stu got a little "stevew2" on us and did advise the men not to request an extra "stick" be placed in their wife's vagina.

Nice Stu! I hope that was a typo!!!!!!!!
I spell pretty good when it cums to that topic
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:44 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?
The extra stick goes in at conception Progg {if you know what that is}
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Postby ProgRocker53 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:48 am

stevew2 wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?
The extra stick goes in at conception Progg {if you know what that is}


Conception's where you put the pee-pee in the va jay-jay and stuff gets all mixed up in there.
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:50 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?
The extra stick goes in at conception Progg {if you know what that is}


Conception's where you put the pee-pee in the va jay-jay and stuff gets all mixed up in there.
Yea Progg thats the good part, you still have a pee pee?
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Postby ProgRocker53 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:56 am

stevew2 wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?
The extra stick goes in at conception Progg {if you know what that is}


Conception's where you put the pee-pee in the va jay-jay and stuff gets all mixed up in there.
Yea Progg thats the good part, you still have a pee pee?


Yes sirrr
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Postby RedWingFan » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:57 am

stevew2 wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?
The extra stick goes in at conception Progg {if you know what that is}


Conception's where you put the pee-pee in the va jay-jay and stuff gets all mixed up in there.
Yea Progg thats the good part, you still have a pee pee?

Isn't this the part where Chris Hansen is supposed to declare who he is? :lol:

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Postby Don » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:01 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:


I wonder if it hurts as bad as being swabbed with a Qtip. You've got a guy holding your johnson telling you to start getting a stiffy so the Qtip he's about to insert (to clean away crap you've collected from some contaminated chica) can have a straight travel path. :(
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:02 am

RedWingFan wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?
The extra stick goes in at conception Progg {if you know what that is}


Conception's where you put the pee-pee in the va jay-jay and stuff gets all mixed up in there.
Yea Progg thats the good part, you still have a pee pee?

Isn't this the part where Chris Hansen is supposed to declare who he is? :lol:

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Postby RossValoryRocks » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:04 am

EXCUSE THE PREVIOUS TYPO

Though I don't recommend having an extra stick added either!
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:04 am

Gunbot wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:


I wonder if it hurts as bad as being swabbed with a Qtip. You've got a guy holding your johnson telling you to start getting a stiffy so the Qtip he's about to insert (to clean away crap you've collected from some contaminated chica) can have a straight travel path. :(
thats aint going to happen with me,Id slap him upside the head with it, before i would allow that
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:05 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:EXCUSE THE PREVIOUS TYPO

Though I don't recommend having an extra stick added either!
Watch your damn spelling for petes sake
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Postby Natalie » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:10 am

Gunbot wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:


I wonder if it hurts as bad as being swabbed with a Qtip. You've got a guy holding your johnson telling you to start getting a stiffy so the Qtip he's about to insert (to clean away crap you've collected from some contaminated chica) can have a straight travel path. :(


Hmm, you sound as if you are speaking from experience! :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:15 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:I wish I knew more about vaginas so I could follow more of this conversation.

Ask me anything....a nurses number one job is to educate.


What's an 'extra stick' and why does it go in after birth?
The extra stick goes in at conception Progg {if you know what that is}


Conception's where you put the pee-pee in the va jay-jay and stuff gets all mixed up in there.
Yea Progg thats the good part, you still have a pee pee?


Yes sirrr
Well thats good, watch your spelling please
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Postby Since 78 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:16 am

[size=24]THANKS YOU GUYS!! This has Been a Long Shitty Day and Now Ill be laughing all night!! Thank You!! Thank You!! :lol: :lol: :lol: [/size]
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:19 am

Since 78 wrote:[size=24]THANKS YOU GUYS!! This has Been a Long Shitty Day and Now Ill be laughing all night!! Thank You!! Thank You!! :lol: :lol: :lol: [/size]
"thanks you guys'? are you drinking {i hope}?
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Postby Michigan Girl » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:20 am

Gunbot wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:


I wonder if it hurts as bad as being swabbed with a Qtip. You've got a guy holding your johnson telling you to start getting a stiffy so the Qtip he's about to insert (to clean away crap you've collected from some contaminated chica) can have a straight travel path. :(

:lol: :lol:
I think I can beat that.....but I'll let it go!!! :wink:
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:22 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:


I wonder if it hurts as bad as being swabbed with a Qtip. You've got a guy holding your johnson telling you to start getting a stiffy so the Qtip he's about to insert (to clean away crap you've collected from some contaminated chica) can have a straight travel path. :(

:lol: :lol:
I think I can beat that.....but I'll let it go!!! :wink:
What are you saying MG?
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Postby Michigan Girl » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:33 am

stevew2 wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:


I wonder if it hurts as bad as being swabbed with a Qtip. You've got a guy holding your johnson telling you to start getting a stiffy so the Qtip he's about to insert (to clean away crap you've collected from some contaminated chica) can have a straight travel path. :(

:lol: :lol:
I think I can beat that.....but I'll let it go!!! :wink:

What are you saying MG?


:shock: :lol: :lol:

No contamination of any sort!!!!
Talkin Strictly PAIN!! :wink:
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Postby Since 78 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:40 am

stevew2 wrote:
Since 78 wrote:[size=24]THANKS YOU GUYS!! This has Been a Long Shitty Day and Now Ill be laughing all night!! Thank You!! Thank You!! :lol: :lol: :lol: [/size]
"thanks you guys'? are you drinking {i hope}?


Dude I'm still laughing at this thread! Drinking Me? :P
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:42 am

Im not drinking you, thats Frigas job
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Postby Since 78 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:45 am

stevew2 wrote:Im not drinking you, thats Frigas job


I Knew that didn't look right! :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:49 am

Im glad we got that straight lol
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