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Postby Don » Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:22 pm

Natalie wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:


I wonder if it hurts as bad as being swabbed with a Qtip. You've got a guy holding your johnson telling you to start getting a stiffy so the Qtip he's about to insert (to clean away crap you've collected from some contaminated chica) can have a straight travel path. :(


Hmm, you sound as if you are speaking from experience! :lol:

Only about seven times. Then they threatened to use something that lokes a thin pen but once inside has little bades that pop so they can roto rotor all the scar tissue out. I decided it was time for a lifestyle change. One of many memories of my time in the Philippines. :lol: :D
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Postby RossValoryRocks » Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:36 pm

Gunbot wrote:
Natalie wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:


I wonder if it hurts as bad as being swabbed with a Qtip. You've got a guy holding your johnson telling you to start getting a stiffy so the Qtip he's about to insert (to clean away crap you've collected from some contaminated chica) can have a straight travel path. :(


Hmm, you sound as if you are speaking from experience! :lol:

Only about seven times. Then they threatened to use something that lokes a thin pen but once inside has little bades that pop so they can roto rotor all the scar tissue out. I decided it was time for a lifestyle change. One of many memories of my time in the Philippines. :lol: :D


Didn't pay attention to the movies they showed us before we deployed over there? Didn't partake of the basket of condoms we could get before we left ship/base?? ? tsk tsk...a little burning piss should have taught you something!
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:41 pm

Gunbot wrote:
Natalie wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:


I wonder if it hurts as bad as being swabbed with a Qtip. You've got a guy holding your johnson telling you to start getting a stiffy so the Qtip he's about to insert (to clean away crap you've collected from some contaminated chica) can have a straight travel path. :(


Hmm, you sound as if you are speaking from experience! :lol:

Only about seven times. Then they threatened to use something that lokes a thin pen but once inside has little bades that pop so they can roto rotor all the scar tissue out. I decided it was time for a lifestyle change. One of many memories of my time in the Philippines. :lol: :D
Arnel had noting to do with that , Friga, maybe
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Postby edcha » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:40 pm

Gunbot wrote:
Natalie wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:


I wonder if it hurts as bad as being swabbed with a Qtip. You've got a guy holding your johnson telling you to start getting a stiffy so the Qtip he's about to insert (to clean away crap you've collected from some contaminated chica) can have a straight travel path. :(


Hmm, you sound as if you are speaking from experience! :lol:

Only about seven times. Then they threatened to use something that lokes a thin pen but once inside has little bades that pop so they can roto rotor all the scar tissue out. I decided it was time for a lifestyle change. One of many memories of my time in the Philippines. :lol: :D


That's a real life "Change for the Better" story, gunbot. :D
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Postby Don » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:04 pm

RossValoryRocks wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Natalie wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Natalie wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Natalie wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:You want a designer vag? Tattoo the Coach logo on it and STFU.

Been there.....seen that. :roll:
mmmm bet you have

Yep....the things people will tattoo and pierce...never ceases to amaze me!



Something like this.... (NSFW!)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg


Must have been UNBELIEVABLY painful (no emoticon for this)....this makes me
wince and grab for parts that aren't there!!! :shock: :wink:


I wonder if it hurts as bad as being swabbed with a Qtip. You've got a guy holding your johnson telling you to start getting a stiffy so the Qtip he's about to insert (to clean away crap you've collected from some contaminated chica) can have a straight travel path. :(


Hmm, you sound as if you are speaking from experience! :lol:

Only about seven times. Then they threatened to use something that lokes a thin pen but once inside has little bades that pop so they can roto rotor all the scar tissue out. I decided it was time for a lifestyle change. One of many memories of my time in the Philippines. :lol: :D


Didn't pay attention to the movies they showed us before we deployed over there? Didn't partake of the basket of condoms we could get before we left ship/base?? ? tsk tsk...a little burning piss should have taught you something!


I prefered skin on skin (AIDS wasn't well known at that time). The worse thing is flying in a C-130 while you're burning. As soon as the plane pressurizes, the stuff blows out of you making your drawers look like someone squeezed a tube of aquafresh into them.
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Postby Angiekay » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:01 am

Gunbot wrote:I prefered skin on skin (AIDS wasn't well known at that time). The worse thing is flying in a C-130 while you're burning. As soon as the plane pressurizes, the stuff blows out of you making your drawers look like someone squeezed a tube of aquafresh into them.


I REALLY could have gone all day without reading that...







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Postby RossValoryRocks » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:07 am

Angiekay wrote:
Gunbot wrote:I prefered skin on skin (AIDS wasn't well known at that time). The worse thing is flying in a C-130 while you're burning. As soon as the plane pressurizes, the stuff blows out of you making your drawers look like someone squeezed a tube of aquafresh into them.


I REALLY could have gone all day without reading that...


LOL

Yuh...me too...
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:49 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:
Angiekay wrote:
Gunbot wrote:I prefered skin on skin (AIDS wasn't well known at that time). The worse thing is flying in a C-130 while you're burning. As soon as the plane pressurizes, the stuff blows out of you making your drawers look like someone squeezed a tube of aquafresh into them.


I REALLY could have gone all day without reading that...


LOL

Yuh...me too...


Make that a me, three. :shock:
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Postby edcha » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:34 am

Rhiannon wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:
Angiekay wrote:
Gunbot wrote:I prefered skin on skin (AIDS wasn't well known at that time). The worse thing is flying in a C-130 while you're burning. As soon as the plane pressurizes, the stuff blows out of you making your drawers look like someone squeezed a tube of aquafresh into them.


I REALLY could have gone all day without reading that...


LOL

Yuh...me too...


Make that a me, three. :shock:


Let's give Gunbot a break...I believe he's just venting. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:39 am

edcha wrote:I believe he's just venting. :lol: :lol: :lol:


As in this kind of venting??

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Postby RossValoryRocks » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:50 am

"Are you tired of the steady drip drip drip of Gonorrhea??? Call PenisRooter today! <sung>Penis Rooter that's the way...we can flush your VD down the drain! Penis Rooter!"
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Postby edcha » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:56 am

Rhiannon wrote:
edcha wrote:I believe he's just venting. :lol: :lol: :lol:


As in this kind of venting??

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something like that! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Don » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:57 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:"Are you tired of the steady drip drip drip of Gonorrhea??? Call PenisRooter today! <sung>Penis Rooter that's the way...we can flush your VD down the drain! Penis Rooter!"


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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:59 am

Ow. :shock:

That'll teach you to think twice before plugging it in.
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Postby epresley » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:04 am

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RossValoryRocks wrote:"Are you tired of the steady drip drip drip of Gonorrhea??? Call PenisRooter today! <sung>Penis Rooter that's the way...we can flush your VD down the drain! Penis Rooter!"


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DAMN! :shock:
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Postby Don » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:08 am

Rhiannon wrote:Ow. :shock:

That'll teach you to think twice before plugging it in.


I saw the light after that experience. :lol:

Not 100% effective, but feels better then latex and better then nothing at all.

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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:10 am

Gunbot wrote:I saw the light after that experience. :lol:

Not 100% effective, but feels better then latex and better then nothing at all.

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How about not screwing dirty, diseased guttersluts? Think that might help out a WHOLE bunch!! :lol: :P :wink:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:33 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Gunbot wrote:I saw the light after that experience. :lol:

Not 100% effective, but feels better then latex and better then nothing at all.

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How about not screwing dirty, diseased guttersluts? Think that might help out a WHOLE bunch!! :lol: :P :wink:


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Postby Don » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:37 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Gunbot wrote:I saw the light after that experience. :lol:

Not 100% effective, but feels better then latex and better then nothing at all.

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How about not screwing dirty, diseased guttersluts? Think that might help out a WHOLE bunch!! :lol: :P :wink:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I couldn't help it, I used to like a little salt and spice now and then. :D

I've been clean for years now though, ...really...honest injun.
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