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Postby conversationpc » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:58 pm

I'm watching Fox & Friends this morning and they are interviewing Ernest Borgnine. He's 91 years old and one of the hosts tells him that he looks 20-25 years younger than he is and asks him what the secret is. He leans over to the guy and whispers "I masturbate a lot".

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Postby Arianddu » Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:07 pm

conversationpc wrote:I'm watching Fox & Friends this morning and they are interviewing Ernest Borgnine. He's 91 years old and one of the hosts tells him that he looks 20-25 years younger than he is and asks him what the secret is. He leans over to the guy and whispers "I masturbate a lot".

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Well I guess he's not going to die from testicular cancer any time soon then 8)
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Postby Barb » Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:52 am

I saw that this morning when I was getting ready for work, lol.

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Postby stevew2 » Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:30 pm

I like that guy long live Mc cale
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Postby StoneCold » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:06 pm

"I just shook his hand!" :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:30 am

He looks just like my uncle Bill,jerkin off runs in my family
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Postby Maui Tom » Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:34 am

been too long since the last Ernest Borgnine masturbation thread....
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Postby stevew2 » Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:35 am

Maui Tom wrote:been too long since the last Ernest Borgnine masturbation thread....
Shame I missed the first one Tito started
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Postby StoneCold » Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:37 am

stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:been too long since the last Ernest Borgnine masturbation thread....
Shame I missed the first one Tito started


Was it called Ernie Borgie's Jergen's Appreciation ?
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Postby stevew2 » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:13 pm

StoneCold wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:been too long since the last Ernest Borgnine masturbation thread....
Shame I missed the first one Tito started


Was it called Ernie Borgie's Jergen's Appreciation ?
Na, he uses KY, Jergens clogs up, them you re stuck, Tito will tell ya
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