Rhiannon wrote:Arianddu wrote:You Americans are wierd

You have NO idea.

Oh, I dunno. My sister used to live in Tallahassee

When I went to visit, she took me to the local supermarket at 11pm so we wouldn't offend too many people by laughing. I mean, what the hell is with CheezWhiz?

Cheese
food? Is that what cheese eats? Do you people keep pet cheeses? You put diapers on llamas, apparently (at least, foolish Americans who let llamas into the house do -
http://playback.trufun.com/dg-llama.small.gif . Repeat after me - NEVER TRUST A LLAMA!)
And I'm not even going NEAR Twinkies! Or brie in a can ("for people who don't like the rind")
She also couldn't cope with locals who, not recognising her Aussie accent, asked if she came from New York. WTF?
Unlike us Aussies, of course. We're not wierd. Burgers naturally come with pickled beetroot, fried egg and a slice of pineapple. Vegemite is normal. So are our mammals.

Why treat life as a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body? Get there by skidding in sideways, a glass of wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, body totally worn out, screaming WOOHOO! What a ride!