Kite-surfer confronts Tropical Storm Fay, loses

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Postby journey062393 » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:09 am

Lets see........roll out of bed........look out the window........there's a strong hurricane coming in.........good day to go kite surfing! Whats wrong with this picture?
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Postby ebake02 » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:12 am

:lol: :lol: Loved this!
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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:17 am

There are so many idiots during hurricanes and tropical storms it's just ridiculous. This was all over our local news yesterday as a warning for people to please not go near the water during the storm. Like they should HAVE to warn people :roll: That guy is in critical condition now too, because he hit the building. Unreal they caught that on camera though!
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Postby CatEyes » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:22 am

What an idiot!!! He is still in critical condition in the hospital. So during an oncoming storm, first responders had to drop what they were doing and go save this guy's ass - and neck.

Generally, the regular surfers are out too!!

Great waves!!!

Too bad people have to risk their lives to go rescue them. It is the same with every storm.

Usually it's tourists who come to Miami and ridicule the locals for not surfing during storms or for not swimming in the ocean at night.

Ya know what we call toursists who swim in the ocean at night?? Bait!!

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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:30 am

CatEyes wrote:What an idiot!!! He is still in critical condition in the hospital. So during an oncoming storm, first responders had to drop what they were doing and go save this guy's ass - and neck.

Generally, the regular surfers are out too!!

Great waves!!!

Too bad people have to risk their lives to go rescue them. It is the same with every storm.

Usually it's tourists who come to Miami and ridicule the locals for not surfing during storms or for not swimming in the ocean at night.

Ya know what we call toursists who swim in the ocean at night?? Bait!!

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Postby RisingForce73 » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:45 am

Perfect candidate for natural selection.
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Postby Angiekay » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:48 am

RisingForce73 wrote:Perfect candidate for natural selection.


LOL...I was just going to post: Darwinism at it's finest!








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Postby Don » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:52 am

He was going for the Darwin Award


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Postby edcha » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:43 am

People need to learn when to let go! ... unless the kite is tied to his arm! :shock: :?
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Postby artist4perry » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:56 am

edcha wrote:People need to learn when to let go! ... unless the kite is tied to his arm! :shock: :?

Exactly what I was thinking! Duh! What a duffus! Hmmmmmmmm......what can I do today? Kite surfing during a tropical storm! It is starting to pick me up off the ground, gee, but I can't loose my perfectly good kite! DUH Dee Dee Dee! :? :lol: :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:58 am

Gunbot wrote:He was going for the Darwin Award


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And the Winner is: Kite Surfer! Thank you, Thank you, I would like to thank the Academy and for all my friends who told me not to do this.............. As he his wheeled to the emergency room, using up precious resorces needed elsewhere. Idiots stay home! :wink:
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Postby Don » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:03 am

artist4perry wrote:
Gunbot wrote:He was going for the Darwin Award


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And the Winner is: Kite Surfer! Thank you, Thank you, I would like to thank the Academy and for all my friends who told me not to do this.............. As he his wheeled to the emergency room, using up precious resorces needed elsewhere. Idiots stay home! :wink:


Are you a fan of H.R. Giger (Alien)? I noticed your avatar has a little bit of his surreal look to it.

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Postby artist4perry » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:12 am

Gunbot wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Gunbot wrote:He was going for the Darwin Award


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And the Winner is: Kite Surfer! Thank you, Thank you, I would like to thank the Academy and for all my friends who told me not to do this.............. As he his wheeled to the emergency room, using up precious resorces needed elsewhere. Idiots stay home! :wink:


Are you a fan of H.R. Giger (Alien)? I noticed your avatar has a little bit of his surreal look to it.

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Never heard of him, but I am a surrealist. I have seen Alien. I love Salvador Dali, Renee Magritte, I will check out his work! Thanks
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Postby StevePerryHair » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:15 am

artist4perry wrote:
edcha wrote:People need to learn when to let go! ... unless the kite is tied to his arm! :shock: :?

Exactly what I was thinking! Duh! What a duffus! Hmmmmmmmm......what can I do today? Kite surfing during a tropical storm! It is starting to pick me up off the ground, gee, but I can't loose my perfectly good kite! DUH Dee Dee Dee! :? :lol: :lol:



I think he was actually attached to the thing where he could not let go. It's like a harness. I think it's made that way so that if the rope breaks, you can glide back down to the water without killing yourself. They actually are on a board in the water with foot bindings, kind of like you wear on a snowboard I believe. I'm not sure though, since I am no kite surfing expert. I'm sure there is some sort of safety release, but it looks like it happened so quickly and he was so out of control, he probably couldn't get to it.
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Postby Since 78 » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:55 am

Looked like fun :D Except for the part where you get slammed into the ground :lol: :lol:
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Postby FishinMagician » Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:12 am

you guys are pussies. hurricanes are the best waves around here. its fun. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh :? :? :shock:
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Postby Don » Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:17 am

FishinMagician wrote:you guys are pussies. hurricanes are the best waves around here. its fun. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh :? :? :shock:


So, you're the type that would have been out there with Lance. :lol: :lol:

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Postby Aaron » Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:41 am

Natural selection taking it course .... :lol:
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Re: Kite-surfer confronts Tropical Storm Fay, loses

Postby The Sushi Hunter » Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:44 am

Fact Finder wrote:Kite-surfer confronts Fay, loses

A man is thrown across a Miami beach while kite surfing during Tropical Storm Fay.




http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/weathe ... arder.wfor



Damn!


Lovely video! I hope that guy gets all better fast so he can do it again. Next time though I'd like to see him try it with a tornado. Just wear a helmet and a pair of goggles dude....you'll be fine.
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Postby Rick » Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:46 am

Gunbot wrote:
FishinMagician wrote:you guys are pussies. hurricanes are the best waves around here. its fun. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh :? :? :shock:


So, you're the type that would have been out there with Lance. :lol: :lol:

Charlie don't surf!
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Postby artist4perry » Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:28 am

Rick wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
FishinMagician wrote:you guys are pussies. hurricanes are the best waves around here. its fun. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh :? :? :shock:


So, you're the type that would have been out there with Lance. :lol: :lol:

Charlie don't surf!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Anouther Darwinian Hopeful. :wink: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Kite-surfer confronts Tropical Storm Fay, loses

Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:54 am

Fact Finder wrote:
A man is thrown across a Miami beach while kite surfing during Tropical Storm Fay.


:shock: WTF is wrong with people!?

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Postby Tito » Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:55 am

That was....awesome!!!
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Re: Kite-surfer confronts Tropical Storm Fay, loses

Postby The Sushi Hunter » Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:36 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:
A man is thrown across a Miami beach while kite surfing during Tropical Storm Fay.


:shock: WTF is wrong with people!?

Moronous Extremous. :roll:


You forgot the last part: Extinctous.
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Re: Kite-surfer confronts Tropical Storm Fay, loses

Postby artist4perry » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:57 am

Fact Finder wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:
A man is thrown across a Miami beach while kite surfing during Tropical Storm Fay.


:shock: WTF is wrong with people!?



I've given lots of thought to this question,

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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:41 am

People shouldn't fuck with Mother Nature, cause if they loose, they usually do really big. The next guy we see fucking up could probably be this dude:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep0fsgmktOY
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Postby Rick » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:12 pm

At 2:15 Ron White talks about a guy who's going to ride out a hurricane to prove a point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7Mx2dbHT4
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Re: Kite-surfer confronts Tropical Storm Fay, loses

Postby G.I.Jim » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:42 pm

artist4perry wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:
A man is thrown across a Miami beach while kite surfing during Tropical Storm Fay.


:shock: WTF is wrong with people!?



I've given lots of thought to this question,

Red neck famous last words, Hey guys watch this! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I'm sorry, but I've gotta correct your post...a true redneck would say "Watch this shit!!!", or "Check this shit out Bo!!!". Trust me...I married into a family full of them! :lol:

I have one Brother-In-Law who actually ran over his own foot with a bulldozer (I'll let YOU figure that one out). :lol: The same guy who also cut half of his fingers off while playing with a skillsaw. :shock: They were sewn back on though.

I could go on for hours about my other Brother-In-Laws, but I'll keep the stories to myself (only to protect the innocent). Besides, you wouldn't believe HALF of this shit if I told you... you'd SWEAR I was making it up! :lol: :lol: :lol: Jerry Springer's got NOTHING on this family! :wink:
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Re: Kite-surfer confronts Tropical Storm Fay, loses

Postby CatEyes » Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:20 pm

G.I.Jim wrote: I could go on for hours about my other Brother-In-Laws, but I'll keep the stories to myself (only to protect the innocent). Besides, you wouldn't believe HALF of this shit if I told you... you'd SWEAR I was making it up! :lol: :lol: :lol: Jerry Springer's got NOTHING on this family! :wink:


Sounds like family reunions get interesting!!!

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Re: Kite-surfer confronts Tropical Storm Fay, loses

Postby artist4perry » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:57 am

CatEyes wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote: I could go on for hours about my other Brother-In-Laws, but I'll keep the stories to myself (only to protect the innocent). Besides, you wouldn't believe HALF of this shit if I told you... you'd SWEAR I was making it up! :lol: :lol: :lol: Jerry Springer's got NOTHING on this family! :wink:


Sounds like family reunions get interesting!!!

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