OT: One day, a long, long time ago.

[Michigan Girl]

he needs help. Probably some basic female anatomy lessons too! The G-Spot doesn't mean, "Gee, I can't find it honey! Oh Well"

The big one is in our BRAINS! Hence, the problems with the odiforus GPS and the lame lines like, "look, it likes you!"

Thank you, Doc!!!

[RossValoryRocks]

he needs help. Probably some basic female anatomy lessons too! The G-Spot doesn't mean, "Gee, I can't find it honey! Oh Well"

The big one is in our BRAINS! Hence, the problems with the odiforus GPS and the lame lines like, "look, it likes you!"

ROFLMAO!

Odiforus GPS! BWAHAHAHAH! I like that line...I am going to borrow it.

Mental masturbation is good I am sure, but I bet it doesn't get you off like a good G-spot workout and a little clitoral stimulation !

Ok I am done in this thread...getting WAY too graphic now!

[Rhiannon]

(not count foreplay and post coitus cuddel time).

Cuddle time? What man does THAT and can I have his phone number? I think I'd sooner find Sasquatch than a man who cuddles for more than the first week of the sex-having in a relationship.

There are a rare few out there. Sometimes you have to adjust the definition of "cuddle" to "falling asleep on top of you shortly after finishing".

WOW. You poor girl! Then again some of the blame has to fall on you due to your choice of partners!

I've had cuddlesluts and non-cuddlesluts. Has no bearing on bed goodness and both are okay. Sometimes it's like "let me go so I can go to sleep damnit!" and sometimes it's like "hold me!"... typical woman.

[Michigan Girl]

One day, a long, long time ago... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

The End

Ducking and running for cover.

One day, a loooong time ago.....there was a man who was good in bed.........

But this was a long time ago......and it was just for a FEW minutes!!!!

You need to get out more! Really...There was just a study done that said the best sex is 5-10 minutes long (not count foreplay and post coitus cuddel time). It was a satisfaction study among women too!

Now...if a man can't last that long he needs help. Probably some basic female anatomy lessons too! The G-Spot doesn't mean, "Gee, I can't find it honey! Oh Well"

You are ruining a perfectly GOOD joke!!!

Just defending us men here! Women on the attack is not a good thing!

As usual, this war started with a man!!! love ya, Rick!!! :wink:

[Rhiannon]

As usual, this war started with a man!!! love ya Rick!!! :wink:

But of course the women take home the win. As usual.

[DrFU]

Mental masturbation is good I am sure, but I bet it doesn't get you off like a good G-spot workout and a little clitoral stimulation !

CLUE: Guys would reach the Southern Spot a lot more often if they'd pay closer attention to the [huge, festooned with neon and strobe lights] Northern one.

[RossValoryRocks]

Mental masturbation is good I am sure, but I bet it doesn't get you off like a good G-spot workout and a little clitoral stimulation !

CLUE: Guys would reach the Southern Spot a lot more often if they'd pay closer attention to the [huge, festooned with neon and strobe lights] Northern one.

A competent man (with big hands) can get all the spots at one time and do it well!

[Michigan Girl]

Mental masturbation is good I am sure, but I bet it doesn't get you off like a good G-spot workout and a little clitoral stimulation !

CLUE: Guys would reach the Southern Spot a lot more often if they'd pay closer attention to the [huge, festooned with neon and strobe lights] Northern one.

A competent man (with big hands) can get all the spots at one time and do it well!

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[DrFU]

Mental masturbation is good I am sure, but I bet it doesn't get you off like a good G-spot workout and a little clitoral stimulation !

CLUE: Guys would reach the Southern Spot a lot more often if they'd pay closer attention to the [huge, festooned with neon and strobe lights] Northern one.

A competent man (with big hands) can get all the spots at one time and do it well!

<shaking head> It's not the hands, it's the tongue ... oh, never MIND!

[Michigan Girl]

Mental masturbation is good I am sure, but I bet it doesn't get you off like a good G-spot workout and a little clitoral stimulation !

CLUE: Guys would reach the Southern Spot a lot more often if they'd pay closer attention to the [huge, festooned with neon and strobe lights] Northern one.

A competent man (with big hands) can get all the spots at one time and do it well!

<shaking head> It's not the hands, it's the tongue ... oh, never MIND!

That's what was soooo funny.....we know!!!

[RossValoryRocks]

Mental masturbation is good I am sure, but I bet it doesn't get you off like a good G-spot workout and a little clitoral stimulation !

CLUE: Guys would reach the Southern Spot a lot more often if they'd pay closer attention to the [huge, festooned with neon and strobe lights] Northern one.

A competent man (with big hands) can get all the spots at one time and do it well!

<shaking head> It's not the hands, it's the tongue ... oh, never MIND!

yes yes yes...we know...I was trying to be more gentlemanly.

Want you want in a man is a a Xemit (timex backward): you want a man to be ticking while he keeps on licking! ROFLMAO!

[Rhiannon]

Have one delivered, just call the number. Slight handling fee.

[DrFU]

Mental masturbation is good I am sure, but I bet it doesn't get you off like a good G-spot workout and a little clitoral stimulation !

CLUE: Guys would reach the Southern Spot a lot more often if they'd pay closer attention to the [huge, festooned with neon and strobe lights] Northern one.

A competent man (with big hands) can get all the spots at one time and do it well!

<shaking head> It's not the hands, it's the tongue ... oh, never MIND!

yes yes yes...we know...I was trying to be more gentlemanly.

Want you want in a man is a a Xemit (timex backward): you want a man to be ticking while he keeps on licking! ROFLMAO!

Aaaaaargh!!! Not tongue like that ... what you SAY and do ...

I have a headache. I'm going to go lie down.

[DrFU]

Have one delivered, just call the number. Slight handling fee.

Your Rhi Spot has graffiti on the bottom of it.

[Michigan Girl]

Mental masturbation is good I am sure, but I bet it doesn't get you off like a good G-spot workout and a little clitoral stimulation !

CLUE: Guys would reach the Southern Spot a lot more often if they'd pay closer attention to the [huge, festooned with neon and strobe lights] Northern one.

A competent man (with big hands) can get all the spots at one time and do it well!

<shaking head> It's not the hands, it's the tongue ... oh, never MIND!

yes yes yes...we know...I was trying to be more gentlemanly.

Want you want in a man is a a Xemit (timex backward): you want a man to be ticking while he keeps on licking! ROFLMAO!

Aaaaaargh!!! Not tongue like that ... what you SAY and do ...

I have a headache. I'm going to go lie down.

[Rhiannon]

Your Rhi Spot has graffiti on the bottom of it.

It says "please make all deliveries in front".

[RossValoryRocks]

How did I end up the only man posting in this thread?

[RossValoryRocks]

Your Rhi Spot has graffiti on the bottom of it.

It says "please make all deliveries in front".

I thought it said "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear"?

[Michigan Girl]

How did I end up the only man posting in this thread?

You thought you knew what you were talking about?????

[RossValoryRocks]

How did I end up the only man posting in this thread?

You thought you knew what you were talking about?????

No...I thought I knew what you WOMEN were talking about...I should have know better...

[DrFU]

How did I end up the only man posting in this thread?

The rest of them got the memo that said, "Sit quietly and try not to attract attention when this Schutt starts."

[RossValoryRocks]

How did I end up the only man posting in this thread?

The rest of them got the memo that said, "Sit quietly and try not to attract attention when this Schutt starts."

Serves me right for not reading my email then!

[DrFU]

Your Rhi Spot has graffiti on the bottom of it.

It says "please make all deliveries in front".

I thought it said "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear"?

Point for the XY team ...

[Rhiannon]

Your Rhi Spot has graffiti on the bottom of it.

It says "please make all deliveries in front".

I thought it said "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear"?

Liquor and poker go hand in hand. But packages should be brought in through the front and if it is deemed fit by the recipient then it may be taken around back. But the incessant begging and whining to just park the truck back there is a good way to get your client to switch another carrier. Just saying. We know you're brining the package, but since we're getting it, signing for it, and housing it, let us decide where to put it and when.

That is all.

[Deb]

and she was married (briefly) to a guy who didn't fart, belch, snore, or throw dirty socks on the floor ...

But that was a long time ago ...

If us guys didn't fart, belch or snore then you women wouldn't be able to track our movements. Those sounds are God's human GPS! Just like us men can follow the sounds of new shoes, perfume and discarded tags from the new dress you just bought to do the same!

And the dirty sock are just a more sophisticated way of marking our territory, would you rather we pee'd in corners?

Now that's some funny stuff right there, Stu! Made me LOL at work!

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

(not count foreplay and post coitus cuddel time).

Cuddle time? What man does THAT and can I have his phone number? I think I'd sooner find Sasquatch than a man who cuddles for more than the first week of the sex-having in a relationship.

http://news.aol.com/article/bigfoot-hoa ... oke/144328

Sasquatch is a hoax (?) so methinks a cuddling man is moot now.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

One day, a long, long time ago... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

The End

Ducking and running for cover.

One day a loooong time ago.....there was a man who was good in bed.........

But this was a long time ago......and it was just for a FEW minutes!!!!

You need to get out more! Really...There was just a study done that said the best sex is 5-10 minutes long (not count foreplay and post coitus cuddel time). It was a satisfaction study among women too!

Now...if a man can't last that long he needs help. Probably some basic female anatomy lessons too! The G-Spot doesn't mean, "Gee, I can't find it honey! Oh Well"

not that time matters, but it was 3-13 minutes.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

(not count foreplay and post coitus cuddel time).

Cuddle time? What man does THAT and can I have his phone number? I think I'd sooner find Sasquatch than a man who cuddles for more than the first week of the sex-having in a relationship.

There are a rare few out there. Sometimes you have to adjust the definition of "cuddle" to "falling asleep on top of you shortly after finishing".

whatevah it takes.

[larryfromnextdoor]

and a maid.. french..

Okay, well, and sometimes a gal just needs a man with an ax ...

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good response!!! please view this video ... it has skills.. it has game..!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oE7J8PZVM5Q

[Deb]

On fire there, Deb!