Lighten up, Y'all

[larryfromnextdoor]

[artist4perry]

Do we start with helium? Great then we can talk like chipmunks!

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

Mimi does drugs....

i am NOT an inside kinda girl. that's why I taught BAND instead of speling--taking the band to football games is a ROAD TRIP!!!!

get me outta here.....i'm getting punchy.

and yup, BJG, the wet cotton thang is totally true.

Hard to believe. Especially August in Texas. Well I guess you get more stormage down there by the gulf. Sorry to hear about that. Could probably plant rice now, huh?

hehe

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

and yup, BJG, the wet cotton thang is totally true.

I have no idea what that means or refers to. What did I say?
(shit, was I posting in my sleep again? )

(and do NOT edit me so it says "schutt"... when I say schutt, I mean SCHUTT )

MAKE ME!! hehe

you'll have to stop posting or stop saying schutt.

I love this place. sarcasm is rampant and everyone gets it. lovely.

(oh, wet cotton means my cotton growing out in the field at the farm. we can't pick the cotton today cuz it is raining really hard and mud and cotton picking machines don't get along very well. and thenwe have to wait 10 days for it to dry out or the grade is not excellent which means less $$$)

[nutz4Neal]

HA! What a fun thread, Crazy D. Lady...ok, I voted fot Mazine but I gotta confes that's *sometime*, and only *sometime*, I'm a try-to-be-Martha girl too.

You know when you watch all those Martha shows and she makes it look so simple and fun and homey (especially at Thanksgiving & Christmas, I'm a sucker for those shows) ...ok, so when you try it yourself you see that you're a complete WACK at this sort of thang.

[DrFU]

and yup, BJG, the wet cotton thang is totally true.

I have no idea what that means or refers to. What did I say?
(shit, was I posting in my sleep again? )

snails ... trails ... cotton undies ... can PM you a diagram if needed

[bluejeangirl76]

and yup, BJG, the wet cotton thang is totally true.

I have no idea what that means or refers to. What did I say?
(shit, was I posting in my sleep again? )

(and do NOT edit me so it says "SHIT" ... when I say SHIT, I mean SHIT:lol: )

MAKE ME!! hehe

you'll have to stop posting or stop saying SHIT.

I love this place. sarcasm is rampant and everyone gets it. lovely.

FIXED.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

and yup, BJG, the wet cotton thang is totally true.

I have no idea what that means or refers to. What did I say?
(shit, was I posting in my sleep again? )

(and do NOT edit me so it says "SHIT" ... when I say SHIT, I mean SHIT:lol: )

MAKE ME!! hehe

you'll have to stop posting or stop saying SHIT.

I love this place. sarcasm is rampant and everyone gets it. lovely.

FIXED.

[bluejeangirl76]

and yup, BJG, the wet cotton thang is totally true.

I have no idea what that means or refers to. What did I say?
(shit, was I posting in my sleep again? )

snails ... trails ... cotton undies ... can PM you a diagram if needed

Nope. Got it. Like this?

[Don]

Do they make cottoncandy panties? How many licks would it take to get to the center of one of those I wonder.

[bluejeangirl76]

Do they make cottoncandy panties? How many licks would it take to get to the center of one of those I wonder.

Cotton Candy panties? Yikes. Sticky. Do not want to picture.

[DrFU]

Do they make cottoncandy panties? How many licks would it take to get to the center of one of those I wonder.

Cotton Candy panties? Yikes. Sticky. Do not want to picture.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7PbRTV5wdss

[bluejeangirl76]

Do they make cottoncandy panties? How many licks would it take to get to the center of one of those I wonder.

Cotton Candy panties? Yikes. Sticky. Do not want to picture.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7PbRTV5wdss

I can't even believe you just posted THAT of all things.
For 2 weeks not I have not been able to escape that song.
Its on the radio everywhere I go and my iPod pulls it out on shuffle constantly. Tooooooo funny.

[artist4perry]

Maxine.

And to whoever voted that this is a stupid thread ...

I've seen plenty of threads around here that are utterly lame and useless.
I wish I could get away with linking them. At least this one is funny.

It's not stupid, it's stoopid. We're talkin Texas here. Get your lingo straight.

Love the new avitar, Gunbot! Very U!

[bluejeangirl76]

Maxine.

And to whoever voted that this is a stupid thread ...

I've seen plenty of threads around here that are utterly lame and useless.
I wish I could get away with linking them. At least this one is funny.

It's not stupid, it's stoopid. We're talkin Texas here. Get your lingo straight.

Love the new avitar, Gunbot! Very U!

LOL! Cute. But what the hell is that? Dog?

[Don]

Maxine.

And to whoever voted that this is a stupid thread ...

I've seen plenty of threads around here that are utterly lame and useless.
I wish I could get away with linking them. At least this one is funny.

It's not stupid, it's stoopid. We're talkin Texas here. Get your lingo straight.

Love the new avitar, Gunbot! Very U!

LOL! Cute. But what the hell is that? Dog?

Mashimaro ( a fat rabbit )

[artist4perry]

Maxine.

And to whoever voted that this is a stupid thread ...

I've seen plenty of threads around here that are utterly lame and useless.
I wish I could get away with linking them. At least this one is funny.

It's not stupid, it's stoopid. We're talkin Texas here. Get your lingo straight.

Love the new avitar, Gunbot! Very U!

LOL! Cute. But what the hell is that? Dog?

Mashimaro ( a fat rabbit )

My kids have a game called Raymon and the Raving Rabbits. You shoot at them with toilet plungers! Sometimes they are .......doing what your rabbit is doing in outhouses. Funny game! Especially the cow toss.

[stevew2]

Do they make cottoncandy panties? How many licks would it take to get to the center of one of those I wonder.

What happened to the hot asian chick?

[Don]

Do they make cottoncandy panties? How many licks would it take to get to the center of one of those I wonder.

What happened to the hot asian chick?

Don't you like fat asian bunnies?

[stevew2]

Do they make cottoncandy panties? How many licks would it take to get to the center of one of those I wonder.

What happened to the hot asian chick?

Don't you like fat asian bunnies?

hell no, like um lean and tight

[jrnyman28]

wet cotton.

I was thinking BJG had been at it again & I missed it; had to scroll back up and see that it referred to actual cotton plants.

Fuck beans. I get blamed for everything.

Have you been to Arizona lately???

http://www.statesman.com/news/content/s ... ndals.html

Typo fixers get probation for damaging rare sign

PHOENIX — When it comes to marking up historic signs, good grammar is a bad defense.

Two self-styled vigilantes against typos who defaced a more than 60-year-old, hand-painted sign at Grand Canyon National Park were sentenced to probation and banned from national parks for a year.

Jeff Deck and Benjamin Herson pleaded guilty Aug. 11 for the damage done March 28 at the park's Desert View Watchtower. The sign was made by Mary Elizabeth Jane Colter, the architect who designed the rustic 1930s watchtower and other Grand Canyon-area landmarks.

Deck and Herson, both 28, toured the United States this spring, wiping out errors on government and private signs. They were interviewed by NPR and the Chicago Tribune, which called them "a pair of Kerouacs armed with Sharpies and erasers and righteous indignation."

An affidavit by National Park Service agent Christopher A. Smith said investigators learned of the vandalism from an Internet site operated by Deck on behalf of the Typo Eradication Advancement League, or TEAL.

Authorities said a diary written by Deck reported that while visiting the watchtower, he and Herson "discovered a hand-rendered sign inside that, I regret to report, contained a few errors."

The fiberboard sign has yellow lettering with a black background. Deck wrote that they used a marker to cover an erroneous apostrophe, put the apostrophe in its proper place with white-out and added a comma.

The misspelled word "emense" was not fixed, Deck wrote, because "I was reluctant to disfigure the sign any further. ... Still, I think I shall be haunted by that perversity, emense, in my train-whistle-blighted dreams tonight."

Deck, of Somerville, Mass., and Herson, of Virginia Beach, Va., pleaded guilty to conspiracy to vandalize government property.

They were sentenced to a year's probation, during which they cannot enter any national park or modify any public signs. They were also ordered to pay $3,035 to repair the watchtower sign.

The TEAL Web site now has only this message — "Statement on the signage of our National Parks and public lands to come" — without a period.

I have given serious thought to taking up vigilante vandelism to remove all spanish labels and signage from our retail establishments!