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Postby johnroxx » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:36 am

Back when I was doing a weekly music column for one of the San Diego County daily newspapers I wrote for, I included a feature called "Band Name of The Week."

I was never short of qualified candidates...this one would have made the cut for sure:

http://pollstar.com/tour/searchall.pl?B ... 8308&Key=Y

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Postby johnroxx » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:45 am

Oh, and BTW...from what I could find on YouTube, they totally suck...

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Postby PowerChords » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:56 am

Worst than "Test Icicles"???
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Postby johnroxx » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:08 am

PowerChords wrote:Worst than "Test Icicles"???


I'd have to say yes.

A couple of gems from my old column:

Tammy & the Monthlies

The Gaping Slits

Anal C*nt
(my editor vetoed this one...)

Bumpin' Uglies

REO Speed Dealer

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Postby S2M » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:10 am

I was always fond of, 'Rectal Circumference', or 'The Richard Craniums'.....
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Postby PowerChords » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:31 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:I was always fond of, 'Rectal Circumference', or 'The Richard Craniums'.....


What ever happened to the Jack Officers?
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Postby Sarah » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:04 pm

My roommate wanted to make a band and name it Bloody Vaginas.
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Postby 7 Wishes » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:27 pm

Wow. The most "out there" band name in which I was a member was "Start With Dog".
But around town, it was well known...when they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives
Would thrash them within inches of their lives!
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:48 pm

I knew an American punk rock band in Japan in the 80's who called themselves "The Fetus Cheese Projectiles." I was fortunate enough one day to sit in the bar with them as they were prepping for their next gig in Tokyo. They were setting in motion a plan to have a huge vat up on their stage full of cottage cheese and little naked plastic babies, at which point they said that they would reach in the vat during their gig and toss the babies out into the audience. I doubt that they ever did it cause I never heard of such an international incident happening in Japan over the news around that time. I'm sure it would have set off a world of shit for them had they done it though.
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Postby epresley » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:49 pm

How about GENERAL PATTON AND HIS PRIVATES???? :lol:
It's not a lie, if you believe it..........
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Postby finalfight » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:21 am

Try Blackie's Firehose for size! :shock:
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Postby Jock Rock » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:24 am

Colostomy Pinata .....SHIT![/url]
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Postby Arkansas » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:39 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:I knew an American punk rock band in Japan in the 80's who called themselves "The Fetus Cheese Projectiles." I was fortunate enough one day to sit in the bar with them as they were prepping for their next gig in Tokyo. They were setting in motion a plan to have a huge vat up on their stage full of cottage cheese and little naked plastic babies, at which point they said that they would reach in the vat during their gig and toss the babies out into the audience. I doubt that they ever did it cause I never heard of such an international incident happening in Japan over the news around that time. I'm sure it would have set off a world of shit for them had they done it though.


Kinda related, always liked 'Mucous Plug' for a punk band.


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Postby Rhiannon » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:46 am

PEN15 -- local chick band.
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