This parody from a Journey fan has been around forever so it could've been posted here somewhen:
Lucky Charms

Lyrics:
(1st Verse)
Sitting beside you.. Here at the bar
Eating our toast one more time
Softly you whisper.. Just what I feared
Breakfast is "boring you blind"
You want moons and clovers
Balloons and pink hearts
And maybe a prize inside
(Chorus)
So now I come to you.. With LUCKY CHARMS
Pour milk inside... We'll eat them all day!
So here I am... With LUCKY CHARMS...
Hoping to see... If you'll eat them with me...
Lucky Charms
(Leprechaun solo)
"Always after me Lucky Charms! The toasted oat cereal with marshmallow surprises! Pink hearts, red balloons, orange stars, blue moons, green clovers, purple horseshoes, and rainbows!"
(2nd verse)
What are those oat things?
Leave them alone
I don't want them in my bowl
Rainbows and horseshoes... I'll make this clear
I only want MARSHMELLOWS
If that Leprechaun comes back
He wont get away
I'm making him stay
(2nd Chorus)
So now I come to you.. with LUCKY CHARMS
Pour milk inside... We'll eat them all day!
So here I am... With LUCKY CHARMS
Hoping to see.. If you'll eat them with me...
Lucky Charms