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Postby stevew2 » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:56 am

Triple S wrote:
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Triple S wrote:I thought Photoshop too - but she was just on CNN 2 minutes ago, and her head is definitely a different color than her body - pretty sure that's real based on what I just saw!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living ... .sale.kovr


Ew... she's a butterface.


Yup - and she has a yellow neck :P
Maybe the winning bidder will be a redneck
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Postby Ehwmatt » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:57 am

I too noticed the strange off-coloring between face and body. Something's not right. Pretty impressive to make it through undergrad with your v-card either way. Why would I pay 250k to sit there and deal with "Ow... slow down... Ouch... No, too fast... BE GENTLE" and the tears that surely follow when I don't listen?
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Postby Michigan Girl » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:59 am

stevew2 wrote:
Triple S wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Triple S wrote:I thought Photoshop too - but she was just on CNN 2 minutes ago, and her head is definitely a different color than her body - pretty sure that's real based on what I just saw!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living ... .sale.kovr


Ew... she's a butterface.


Yup - and she has a yellow neck :P
Maybe the winning bidder will be a redneck


lol.......... :wink:
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Postby stevew2 » Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:04 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Triple S wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Triple S wrote:I thought Photoshop too - but she was just on CNN 2 minutes ago, and her head is definitely a different color than her body - pretty sure that's real based on what I just saw!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living ... .sale.kovr


Ew... she's a butterface.


Yup - and she has a yellow neck :P
Maybe the winning bidder will be a redneck


lol.......... :wink:
You in the office cackeling again MG?, hows the hurricain business going
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Postby T-Bone » Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:56 am

The difference in color from the body to the face could just be make-up. I've seen plenty of chicks with pretty tan bodies and then apply a shitload of foundation to their faces and have it look really "off". In fact, I work with a cake-face chick that you can see a definate line of where her make-up stops on her jaw. It's pretty obvious. And just a reminder, it's foundation, NOT BONDO!
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Postby strangegrey » Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:03 am

T-Bone wrote:The difference in color from the body to the face could just be make-up. I've seen plenty of chicks with pretty tan bodies and then apply a shitload of foundation to their faces and have it look really "off". In fact, I work with a cake-face chick that you can see a definate line of where her make-up stops on her jaw. It's pretty obvious. And just a reminder, it's foundation, NOT BONDO!


All good points. Maybe she just caked it on.
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Postby Since 78 » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:02 am

Gunbot wrote:White face, yellow neck, brown body. Something's definitely wrong with that picture.
Pay my plane fare to Thailand, Malaysia or the Philippines and I'll get you a bonafide virgin for 50 U.S. dollars, 100 dollars tops. An educated one with a Bachelors or Masters Degree already, not some Rice farmer's daughter. I'll even throw in a money back Guarantee. Or if you don't want to go that far, pay my gas to Baja. It might cost a little more (100 or 200 dollars) but I'll get you the same deal except this might actually have to be a farmers daughter that doesn't speak English.

$200.00? :lol: :lol:
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Re: OT: Sac State Grad Selling Her Virginity For Tuition

Postby separate_wayz » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:30 am

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T-Bone wrote:Image


You know, the hue on her face is drastically different from her body. If you look at her body, she's got an almost greenish hue. The face has a redish hue. It's almost as if her face is superimposed on the body....

Granted, there isn't a seamline visible. So if it is a photoshop, it's fucking masterfully done (with respect to any superimposition possibly done). However, something's clearly 'odd' about the picture.


Not to mention the fact that i think she's not very attractive.


possibility 95%..i can't get over the difference in color but as you have said, masterfully done if it really was photoshopped.
face outline also looks very sharp compared to the rest, body arms..
i just don't know,,, :roll:


It's just a ton of pancake makeup on her face...and I do mean a ton. If I were a bidder I would ask for plain, no make up type shots.


"That my wife! #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!"


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But seriously ..... you can go a lot of places around the world and find a better chick than this. I was in Russia and Ukraine last summer .... holy cripes. You'll get whiplash craning your neck at the girls who are HOT .... not "ehhh" or "average" .... smoking hot. I came home with phone numbers and emails addy's of girls who were real 10's -- model material (some actually were), intelligent and educated, personable, cultured, and definite girlfriend or wife material. Not whores-in-training, like this gold-digging skank-face. Barf.
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Re: OT: Sac State Grad Selling Her Virginity For Tuition

Postby 7 Wishes » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:31 am

separate_wayz wrote:"That my wife! #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!"

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Re: OT: Sac State Grad Selling Her Virginity For Tuition

Postby 7 Wishes » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:33 am

separate_wayz wrote: [Women] who were intelligent and educated, personable, cultured.


Like our long-missing *Laura!!!
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Postby S2M » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:35 am

You don't need to go to Europe for that......just hang around Newport, Rhode Island's Salve Regina (we call it Salve Vagina College, and that's all that needs to be said) college. Talk about HOT, russian chicks.....WOW! All the girls scoop up the jobs on the island like: Hostess, waitress....etc....and they walk around with those white linen pants w/ either NO underwear, or thongs....NO bras, and shirts that say, 'No romance without finance'! Imagine that?!
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Re: OT: Sac State Grad Selling Her Virginity For Tuition

Postby Blueskies » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:31 am

7 Wishes wrote:
separate_wayz wrote: [Women] who were intelligent and educated, personable, cultured.


Like our long-missing *Laura!!!

You have it as bad as Billy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6BFrVfkz0Q

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Postby Sarah » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:15 am

Hahaha that's awesome.

A lot of my high school goes to Sac State... it's quality.
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Postby RedWingFan » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:27 am

T-Bone wrote:The difference in color from the body to the face could just be make-up. I've seen plenty of chicks with pretty tan bodies and then apply a shitload of foundation to their faces and have it look really "off". In fact, I work with a cake-face chick that you can see a definate line of where her make-up stops on her jaw. It's pretty obvious. And just a reminder, it's foundation, NOT BONDO!

Tan bodies is one thing. Jaundice is quite another.
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Postby scarygirl » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:03 am

Ehwmatt wrote:I too noticed the strange off-coloring between face and body. Something's not right. Pretty impressive to make it through undergrad with your v-card either way. Why would I pay 250k to sit there and deal with "Ow... slow down... Ouch... No, too fast... BE GENTLE" and the tears that surely follow when I don't listen?


This thread proves two things, she's stupid and and men are pigs. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin and just because you are doesn't mean you'll be a snooze fest in the sack. Waiting shows character. Never sell your sex and don't give it away to the first or even the fifth bozo either.
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Postby Rick » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:07 am

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Ehwmatt wrote:I too noticed the strange off-coloring between face and body. Something's not right. Pretty impressive to make it through undergrad with your v-card either way. Why would I pay 250k to sit there and deal with "Ow... slow down... Ouch... No, too fast... BE GENTLE" and the tears that surely follow when I don't listen?


This thread proves two things, she's stupid and and men are pigs. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin and just because you are doesn't mean you'll be a snooze fest in the sack. Waiting shows character. Never sell your sex and don't give it away to the first or even the fifth bozo either.


Men are pigs? They're just trying to help the poor girl get through college. :twisted: :lol: This is clearly the exploitation of a mans God given urge to multiply. :lol:
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Postby scarygirl » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:25 am

Rick wrote:
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Ehwmatt wrote:I too noticed the strange off-coloring between face and body. Something's not right. Pretty impressive to make it through undergrad with your v-card either way. Why would I pay 250k to sit there and deal with "Ow... slow down... Ouch... No, too fast... BE GENTLE" and the tears that surely follow when I don't listen?


This thread proves two things, she's stupid and and men are pigs. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin and just because you are doesn't mean you'll be a snooze fest in the sack. Waiting shows character. Never sell your sex and don't give it away to the first or fifth bozo either.


Men are pigs? They're just trying to help the poor girl get through college. :twisted: :lol: This is clearly the exploitation of a mans God given urge to multiply. :lol:


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Postby 7 Wishes » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:30 am

Multiply? To hell with that. I'm just looking for a nice pair of earwarmers.
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Postby zigzag » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:56 pm

Saint John wrote:I still say that's a man.


looks altered to me.. photoshop maybe, looks amateurish, paint maybe..
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Postby T-Bone » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:34 am

Here's another pic of her

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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:36 am

T-Bone wrote:Here's another pic of her



Sure, and here's another pic of me

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No way that's the same broad
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:39 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
T-Bone wrote:Here's another pic of her



Sure, and here's another pic of me

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No way that's the same broad


It really is....I saw her and both of the photo's on the news!!!

You're cute!!! :wink: :D
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Postby Don » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:54 am

If she decides to keep her virginity in her bank account, I wonder how much she would charge for a blowjob?
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:58 am

Gunbot wrote:If she decides to keep her virginity in her bank account, I wonder how much she would charge for a blowjob?


Swallow or no?
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Postby ProgRocker53 » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:24 am

i need some sex
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Postby S2M » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:25 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:i need some sex


I hear Palin's daughter is easy..... :wink:
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Postby strangegrey » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:26 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:i need some sex

You probably need money more. 250k is a lot of dough to pay out for a piece of gash that might leave you with a case of crabs in the future...
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Postby Since 78 » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:29 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:i need some sex


See GBs earlier post!
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Postby stevew2 » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:14 pm

ProgRocker53 wrote:i need some sex
Wait and use the magic hand, alot cheaper than child support progg.Beleive me I know dude
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Postby T-Bone » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:15 am

HA!


Now it's all over the news!!!! So much for some peoples photoshopped pic theory...

http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-au ... inity.html
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