OT: Appropriate menu item???

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

Now this is certain to be the kind of topic that stirs pages of debate tonight. Would you eat Swiss Miss Breast Milk Soup???


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -milk.html

[artist4perry]

No! This guy sounds like a perverted idiot! LOL! What happens when he runs out? Is he going to go to a lactating mother and say can you go into my kitchen and donate a cup or two? Don't the babies of those moms need the milk more? Seriously! I cannot wait to hear SW2's take on this.

[bluejeangirl76]

Here's my problem... if I'm being paid 3 pounds or US $5.40 for every 14 oz of breast milk, according to that article, then I'm only going to end up using the money I make to get those suckers (ha!) lifted and implanted to fix them after all that pumping. Fuck that.

I have a great name for this guy's dairy company but unfortunately Hidden Valley is already taken.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Wonder if it's the same guy that a nurse friend of mine once told me about. She told me that a friend of her's who was also one of her patients went out to lunch one day to talk to her about this issue. She had given birth about a year earlier and was asking questions about lactating so long after giving birth. Apparently she was worried since she was still lactating. During the conversation, the chick told the nurse that her husband's been sucking her tits every night over the past year. Apparently if tits continue to be sucked, they will continue to produce milk. In turn, this friend of mine who was the nurse told me the juicy details of that conversation. The guy would come home and later that night in bed, he'd get all horny and say to the wife: "Feed Me", at which point he'd start breast feeding from her. This went on for a year before the wife became concerned enough about her body to go seek medical advise about the good or bad involved in it.

So all this dude in the article above needs to do is get a stable full of chicks who he can keep lactating.