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Postby RossValoryRocks » Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:52 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
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RossValoryRocks wrote:Goat sex! :shock: Goat sex is off limits...people have been banned...around here if you are screwing an animal it better be a WOMBAT! :lol: :wink:

j/k Andrew


Yeah, I get screwed all the time :evil:


Yeah but look at all the fans you have here mate! Everyone here, with very few exceptions, would do ANYTHING to help you out with anything! Sometimes you have to put up with taking one or two in the kiester for that kind of loyalty! :lol: :wink:


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I think I just...wow...words fail me here (That's a first!)...um yeah...poor Andrew!
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Postby WIX » Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:38 pm

Celine Dion Nude, tied to a bed with licorice whip would be a NO NO !!
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Postby Andrew » Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:41 pm

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I think I just...wow...words fail me here (That's a first!)...um yeah...poor Andrew![/quote]

That's er...interesting!
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Postby Andrew » Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:42 pm

RossValoryRocks wrote:Yeah but look at all the fans you have here mate! Everyone here, with very few exceptions, would do ANYTHING to help you out with anything!


I'm a very lucky guy...and you are good people.
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Postby WIX » Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:44 pm

Andrew wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:Yeah but look at all the fans you have here mate! Everyone here, with very few exceptions, would do ANYTHING to help you out with anything!


I'm a very lucky guy...and you are good people.


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Postby StoneCold » Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:46 pm

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Aw, so nice. And they said you were shy. :)

So you're sayin' Perry likes the smell of bacon in the mornin'?
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Postby Arianddu » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:14 pm

RossValoryRocks wrote:Goat sex! :shock: Goat sex is off limits...people have been banned...around here if you are screwing an animal it better be a WOMBAT! :lol: :wink:

j/k Andrew


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

The mind boggles! Seriously, you'd want to be hellishly desperate, and wearing stainless steel protection! You have no idea how much damage they can do - it'd be like screwing a grumpy lump of concrete armed with spring-loaded titanium spikes.
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Postby RossValoryRocks » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:48 pm

Arianddu wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:Goat sex! :shock: Goat sex is off limits...people have been banned...around here if you are screwing an animal it better be a WOMBAT! :lol: :wink:

j/k Andrew


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

The mind boggles! Seriously, you'd want to be hellishly desperate, and wearing stainless steel protection! You have no idea how much damage they can do - it'd be like screwing a grumpy lump of concrete armed with spring-loaded titanium spikes.


Is this the voice of experience talking here?!?! :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:56 pm

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I think I just...wow...words fail me here (That's a first!)...um yeah...poor Andrew!


That's er...interesting!


:lol:

I know I've posted that before... good thing I wasn't feeling creative again though.
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Postby Arianddu » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:07 pm

RossValoryRocks wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:Goat sex! :shock: Goat sex is off limits...people have been banned...around here if you are screwing an animal it better be a WOMBAT! :lol: :wink:

j/k Andrew


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

The mind boggles! Seriously, you'd want to be hellishly desperate, and wearing stainless steel protection! You have no idea how much damage they can do - it'd be like screwing a grumpy lump of concrete armed with spring-loaded titanium spikes.


Is this the voice of experience talking here?!?! :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:


Kind of :lol: :lol: :lol:

The penalties of being a country doctor's daughter in Australia, especially when there isn't a vet in your town, is that your daddy gets a lot of injured wildlife dumped on his door and you get assigned the job of looking after them until Wildlife services can get someone out to pick them up. The best was looking after a wedge-tailed eagle with a broken wing for week, which started a life long obsession with raptors. The most problematic was the echidna with burns that we mistakenly put in a wooden instead of a steel box, inside the house. It got out and decided that all our living room furniture - including the built-in bar - needed to be in the middle of the room, and pushed everything into a pile while I was at school.

I've had to look after five wombats in my time - the babies are cute and cuddly, but determined; the adults are stubborn, bad tempered (mostly) and impossible to move if they don't want to. They bite, and they have claws tough enough to cut through big roots of hardwood trees while they are burrowing (I've watched one split a lump of granite with its claws!) They're like little organic tanks; where they want to go, they are going to go. There are roads in Australia that have loops in them for no apparent reason, because there are wombat burrows there and the road, if it went straight, would cross the wombats paths to their feeding grounds. Wombats don't go around, they go through, and if they can't go through, they go under. And each wombat has its own path there and a different one back. When you've had three wombats burrow under the grader and then back again, and you come in every morning to find your grader is now in a three foot deep hole because the tunnels collapsed, plus the tracks have been chewed to shreds by an irrate wombat or two... well, it gets cheaper in the end to just move the road :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh yeah, and when a wombat and a car get into a disagreement, the car loses, everytime! We have a joke, "spot the animal you just hit": splodge on the windscreen = insect, feathers in the grill= bird, front corner of the car buckled in = kangaroo, engine in the back seat = wombat!
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Postby Andrew » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:43 pm

Wombats rule!
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:50 pm

Arianddu wrote:plus the tracks have been chewed to shreds by an irrate wombat or two... well, it gets cheaper in the end to just move the road :lol: :lol: :lol:


Man these wombats sound like giant pains in the ass.
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Postby Arianddu » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:34 am

Andrew wrote:Wombats rule!


Definately my favourite marsupials :lol: :lol:
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Re: OT - What is considered OFF LIMITS.....

Postby iceberg » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:01 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:....as far as 'flirting' or suggestive fun in the forum?

just saying....

Just asking.... :lol:


While we are the topic of seeing women in their wet, twisted, panties..... :wink:


if someone (female that is) is flirting with me pretty much nothing is off limits! however, there was a "stalker" from the UK that would IM me during my show and got a little out of hand. it was harmless, she was 1/3 a world away, so i let it ride. suddenly every post on myspace she replied within a minute. anything done on forums we were both on, she was there. it was getting freaky.

flirt away and have a good time but i guess when people try to make it real and the "stalking" begins it gets to strange terratory for me.

then again i've spent the better part of my life avoiding relationships, so what do i know?
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:19 am

I've heard of "Muscrat Love" but "Wombat Love"? You guys are too kinky for me! LOL! :wink: :shock: :shock: :lol:


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Postby StoneCold » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:58 am

Arianddu wrote:
Andrew wrote:Wombats rule!


Definately my favourite marsupials :lol: :lol:


What's the differnce 'tween a Wombat & Arianddu?


Lipstick! :)



Hope you get that. USA political humor.
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Postby Arianddu » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:02 am

StoneCold wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Andrew wrote:Wombats rule!


Definately my favourite marsupials :lol: :lol:


What's the differnce 'tween a Wombat & Arianddu?


Lipstick! :)



Hope you get that. USA political humor.


Are you implying I'm stubborn, bad tempered (mostly) and impossible to move if I don't want to, with a penchant for biting and clawing?

Ok, true - but only before 8am and my third cup of coffee :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
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Postby StoneCold » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:07 am

Arianddu wrote:
StoneCold wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Andrew wrote:Wombats rule!


Definately my favourite marsupials :lol: :lol:


What's the differnce 'tween a Wombat & Arianddu?


Lipstick! :)



Hope you get that. USA political humor.


Are you implying I'm stubborn, bad tempered (mostly) and impossible to move if I don't want to, with a penchant for biting and clawing?

Ok, true - but only before 8am and my third cup of coffee :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)


Good description of the Australian fauna you've dealt with. Enjoyed the read.

Never heard of an edchina before. Had to look that up.

Up until now I only knew about Kangaroo's & the Tazmanian devil (from cartoons). :)
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Postby Arianddu » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:13 am

StoneCold wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
StoneCold wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Andrew wrote:Wombats rule!


Definately my favourite marsupials :lol: :lol:


What's the differnce 'tween a Wombat & Arianddu?


Lipstick! :)



Hope you get that. USA political humor.


Are you implying I'm stubborn, bad tempered (mostly) and impossible to move if I don't want to, with a penchant for biting and clawing?

Ok, true - but only before 8am and my third cup of coffee :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)


Good description of the Australian fauna you've dealt with. Enjoyed the read.

Never heard of an edchina before. Had to look that up.

Up until now I only knew about Kangaroo's & the Tazmanian devil (from cartoons). :)


What, you'd never heard of koalas? Which, despite looking cute and cuddly, are also bad tempered and with claws to put Wolverine to shame. Plus the bastards tend to pee all over you, and it stinks like a urinal crossed with eucalyptus oil, and it's impossible to wash the stink out :D
Yes, I speak from personal experience - twice!
Real tassie devils are far more disturbing than the cartoons; they scream like nothing you've ever heard. Vicious but cute little bastards. Glad I've never had to look after one of them!
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:19 am

Arianddu wrote:What, you'd never heard of koalas? Which, despite looking cute and cuddly, are also bad tempered and with claws to put Wolverine to shame. Plus the bastards tend to pee all over you, and it stinks like a urinal crossed with eucalyptus oil, and it's impossible to wash the stink out :D


Damn it. I love koalas. I want to hug one.
You seem to be saying it's not a grand idea. :( :lol:
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Postby Arianddu » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:22 am

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Arianddu wrote:What, you'd never heard of koalas? Which, despite looking cute and cuddly, are also bad tempered and with claws to put Wolverine to shame. Plus the bastards tend to pee all over you, and it stinks like a urinal crossed with eucalyptus oil, and it's impossible to wash the stink out :D


Damn it. I love koalas. I want to hug one.
You seem to be saying it's not a grand idea. :( :lol:


Not wild ones, certainly! Go to a wildlife park - the ones you get to hold have been raised from babies and are used to it, but generally only tolerate being held by tourists for about an hour, and they get fed the tastiest leaves all the time to pacify them. Can't guarantee you won't get peed on tho :lol: :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:45 am

Arianddu wrote:
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Arianddu wrote:What, you'd never heard of koalas? Which, despite looking cute and cuddly, are also bad tempered and with claws to put Wolverine to shame. Plus the bastards tend to pee all over you, and it stinks like a urinal crossed with eucalyptus oil, and it's impossible to wash the stink out :D


Damn it. I love koalas. I want to hug one.
You seem to be saying it's not a grand idea. :( :lol:


Not wild ones, certainly! Go to a wildlife park - the ones you get to hold have been raised from babies and are used to it, but generally only tolerate being held by tourists for about an hour, and they get fed the tastiest leaves all the time to pacify them. Can't guarantee you won't get peed on tho :lol: :lol:


I hear they smell...........bad.

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Postby jrnyman28 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:58 am

Apparantly everything in Australia is cute but mean!
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Postby Arianddu » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:05 am

jrnyman28 wrote:Apparantly everything in Australia is cute but mean!


Except the more vicious looking lizards can be quite friendly :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:06 am

Arianddu wrote:
jrnyman28 wrote:Apparantly everything in Australia is cute but mean!


Except the more vicious looking lizards can be quite friendly :lol: :lol: :lol:


Hey, rough terrain. I can see where that would make an animal grouchy. :lol: :lol:
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Postby hoagiepete » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:42 am

This brings up a good question... I won't ask if any of the peeps have hooked up, but ...

Has anyone met here and actually gone on to be a serious item or even get married?

Might as well add a little romance to Journey's version of As the World Turns.
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Postby jrnyman28 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:30 am

hoagiepete wrote:This brings up a good question... I won't ask if any of the peeps have hooked up, but ...

Has anyone met here and actually gone on to be a serious item or even get married?

Might as well add a little romance to Journey's version of As the World Turns.


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Postby Andrew » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:07 am

jrnyman28 wrote:Apparantly everything in Australia is cute but mean!


Perhaps :)

Not those Koala's though. Who photoshopped those teeth on that poor little creature? All Koala's do is get drunk on Eucalyptus leaves and sleep.
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:10 am

Andrew wrote:
jrnyman28 wrote:Apparantly everything in Australia is cute but mean!


Perhaps :)

Not those Koala's though. Who photoshopped those teeth on that poor little creature? All Koala's do is get drunk on Eucalyptus leaves and sleep.

Hey, found the picture that way. Funny! No they do not have fangs. Good photo though. They can claw the dickens out of you.
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Postby Arianddu » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:58 pm

Andrew wrote:
jrnyman28 wrote:Apparantly everything in Australia is cute but mean!


Perhaps :)

Not those Koala's though. Who photoshopped those teeth on that poor little creature? All Koala's do is get drunk on Eucalyptus leaves and sleep.


Well, and grunt and grizzle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-79_BVqyb-8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFBQmDAlbUs&feature=related

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