OT - Your top three pick-up lines....

by **iceberg** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:27 pm

Arianddu wrote:
iceberg wrote:did i mention i can do push ups with my tongue?

military style.

by **Since 78** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:29 pm

Hello always works for me!! :wink:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:53 pm

"excuse me, have you seen my congressional metal of honor?"

by **Saint John** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:54 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:"excuse me, have you seen my congressional metal of honor?"

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:58 pm

Saint John wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:"excuse me, have you seen my congressional metal of honor?"

oops...no wonder it doest work!!......metal....... :lol:

by **7 Wishes** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:03 pm

I survived Jimmy Carter! Now crush my ears!

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:05 pm

"wanna meet at Furrs?"
"wanna meet at Sonic?..your car!"
"wanna meet at Bueno?"

dutch is just understood..

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:12 pm

"ive got a free ticket to Vince Vance and the Valiants,,, if you can get a ride.. ill meet you at the bar.."

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:16 pm

"ive got a free ticket to Rotel and the Hot Tomatoes,,, if you can get a ride.. ill meet you at the bar.."

by **Blueskies** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:20 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:"ive got a free ticket to Vince Vance and the Valiants,,, if you can get a ride.. ill meet you at the bar.."

knowing you that would only be on ladies night when it's free drinks for her and then you'd get her to go back up to the bar while you enjoyed the first one she got! :lol:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:24 pm

Blueskies wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:"ive got a free ticket to Vince Vance and the Valiants,,, if you can get a ride.. ill meet you at the bar.."
knowing you that would only be on ladies night when it's free drinks for her and then you'd get her to go back up to the bar while you enjoyed the first one she got!

very ture .. you know me well.. ill huddle around .25 cents and watch it shine..yet im not cheap.. im complicated..

like a crossword puzzle..

by **Blueskies** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:40 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:"ive got a free ticket to Vince Vance and the Valiants,,, if you can get a ride.. ill meet you at the bar.."
knowing you that would only be on ladies night when it's free drinks for her and then you'd get her to go back up to the bar while you enjoyed the first one she got!

very ture .. you know me well.. ill huddle around .25 cents and watch it shine..yet im not cheap.. im complicated.. like a crossword puzzle..

complicated, complex, contrary......downright ornary...and yes a puzzlement at times :lol:

but I like puzzles...and usually good at figuring them out too...must admit you have been a challenge though! :shock:

but fun

by **iceberg** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:45 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:"ive got a free ticket to Vince Vance and the Valiants,,, if you can get a ride.. ill meet you at the bar.."

1 - gratuitous line: excuse me, but did you know you taste of chicken? if she hates that she has no sense of humor.
2. i know one of the singers for this band who sang the xmas song i can't remember now cause i'm jamming to bowling for soup and trying to concentrate.

by **Journey/Survivor** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:56 pm

All I had to do was wear a Steve Perry shirt that I had from his FTLOSM tour, and girls would rub my chest. :lol:

And I'm being serious, it happened on at least 3 different occasions with 3 different women.

by **Arianddu** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:12 pm

Journey/Survivor wrote:All I had to do was wear a Steve Perry shirt that I had from his FTLOSM tour, and girls would rub my chest. And I'm being serious, it happened on at least 3 different occasions with 3 different women.

ah, the power of Perry
:lol:

Tell WalMart and they might start stocking those T-shirts!

by **Tomulator** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:35 pm

Arianddu wrote:
iceberg wrote:did i mention i can do push ups with my tongue?

Pushups??!

Hell, I can do PULL-UPS!

by **Luvsaugeri** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:54 pm

Saint John wrote:"I survived the Great White fire..."

by **Saint John** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:12 pm

Luvsaugeri wrote:
Saint John wrote:"I survived the Great White fire..."

Finally...someone else with a sick sense of humor. Thanks, Kel!!!

by **Melissa** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:35 pm

Saint John wrote:"I survived the Great White fire..."

Dan!

by **iceberg** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:25 pm

Tomulator wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
iceberg wrote:did i mention i can do push ups with my tongue?

Pushups??!

Hell, I can do PULL-UPS!

very impressive. but when i say military style, it means i can push myself off the ground, lick my eyebrows, and catch myself before i fall.

who am i kidding. if i could do that i'd never be alone!

by **stevew2** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:40 am

Would you like to ride in my Malibu, to my place and listen to my Babys CDs

by **Saint John** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:45 am

stevew2 wrote:Would you like to ride in my Malibu, to my place and listen to my Babys CDs

lol...who could you possibly be referring to?!?!? :lol:

by **stevew2** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:50 am

Saint John wrote:
stevew2 wrote:Would you like to ride in my Malibu, to my place and listen to my Babys CDs

lol...who could you possibly be referring to?!?!?

Good ole Tito, apparently it doesnt work,thats why he is still single

by **Suzanne** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:20 am

Blueskies wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:"ive got a free ticket to Vince Vance and the Valiants,,, if you can get a ride.. ill meet you at the bar.."
knowing you that would only be on ladies night when it's free drinks for her and then you'd get her to go back up to the bar while you enjoyed the first one she got!

Hey that sounds like a date I had once! True story, it happened. :shock:

(Except I had the drink myself.)

by **Blueskies** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:47 am

Suzanne wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:"ive got a free ticket to Vince Vance and the Valiants,,, if you can get a ride.. ill meet you at the bar.."
knowing you that would only be on ladies night when it's free drinks for her and then you'd get her to go back up to the bar while you enjoyed the first one she got!

Hey that sounds like a date I had once! True story, it happened. (Except I had the drink myself.)

By once, I guess you didn't give him a second date? :lol:

personally that wouldn't throw me off....if it's the right guy his being frugal could be a good sign...cause when you think about it..it shows he's a long term thinker and watches out for the future..honors his commitments and is trustworthy...will he spend money on you? no...so if thats what your looking for he's not it...but I'm not looking for someone to buy me "stuff" or to spend money to entertain me....not looking to be "maintained"....don't need to be cause I don't require much :lol:

..beside's I need to do things for myself...I'm too independent and don't want to be controlled and "kept"...I'm not a "possession" to be acquired so why would I need to be bought?...beside's he might not think I'm worth all that much! hahaha! ( how dare he!)

...naw..material things don't mean much and cannot fulfill you if your looking for something more then that....what really matters and worth more then anything is the heart of the man....if you find truth of love, passion, and goodness there then thats worth more then all the money in the world.....plus I enjoy the simple things more than anything....walking along in a park holding hands....taking a drive to a lake to look at the moonlight shimmering on the water...cuddling on the couch all wrapped up in a blanket on a cold winter night...sitting on the porch looking at the stars ....sharing cold pizza in the kitchen late at night and a warm smile in the morning....and especially someone you can laugh and be silly with...and when there is silence you can just look in their eyes and no words are needed to know how they feel....well, I could go on and on...ha!..but you get my meaning..the little things are the lasting memories...just to be with someone..not out of needs that they can't and shouldn't need to fullfill...I can provide what I need for myself and am fulfilled...so just out of want for their love and companionship ...someone to share the journey with...someone you want to give everything within you.....so yeah...he can keep his money....if the heart is right give me that..

....oh....and the mind has to be right too..gotta be of sound mind! :lol:

by **ScarabGator** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:06 am

IS THAT A KEG IN YOUR PANTS? CAUSE I'D LOVE TO TAP THAT!!!!

(Hope noones already used this-one of my money lines....)

by **Tomulator** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:10 am

Blueskies wrote:
Suzanne wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:"ive got a free ticket to Vince Vance and the Valiants,,, if you can get a ride.. ill meet you at the bar.."
knowing you that would only be on ladies night when it's free drinks for her and then you'd get her to go back up to the bar while you enjoyed the first one she got!

Hey that sounds like a date I had once! True story, it happened. (Except I had the drink myself.)

By once, I guess you didn't give him a second date? personally that wouldn't throw me off....if it's the right guy his being frugal could be a good sign...cause when you think about it..it shows he's a long term thinker and watches out for the future..honors his commitments and is trustworthy...will he spend money on you? no...so if thats what your looking for he's not it...but I'm not looking for someone to buy me "stuff" or to spend money to entertain me....not looking to be "maintained"....don't need to be cause I don't require much ..beside's I need to do things for myself...I'm too independent and don't want to be controlled and "kept"...I'm not a "possession" to be acquired so why would I need to be bought?...beside's he might not think I'm worth all that much! hahaha! ( how dare he!)

...naw..material things don't mean much and cannot fulfill you if your looking for something more then that....what really matters and worth more then anything is the heart of the man....if you find truth of love, passion, and goodness there then thats worth more then all the money in the world.....plus I enjoy the simple things more than anything....walking along in a park holding hands....taking a drive to a lake to look at the moonlight shimmering on the water...cuddling on the couch all wrapped up in a blanket on a cold winter night...sitting on the porch looking at the stars ....sharing cold pizza in the kitchen late at night and a warm smile in the morning....and especially someone you can laugh and be silly with...and when there is silence you can just look in their eyes and no words are needed to know how they feel....well, I could go on and on...ha!..but you get my meaning..the little things are the lasting memories...just to be with someone..not out of needs that they can't and shouldn't need to fullfill...I can provide what I need for myself and am fulfilled...so just out of want for their love and companionship ...someone to share the journey with...someone you want to give everything within you.....so yeah...he can keep his money....if the heart is right give me that..
....oh....and the mind has to be right too..gotta be of sound mind!

by **ScarabGator** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:12 am

HEY BABY, NICE LEGS...WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN????

by **Arianddu** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:17 am

ScarabGator wrote:HEY BABY, NICE LEGS...WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN????

That's bloody terrible! :lol:

Quite possibly the worst pick up line I can actually imagine someone using!

by **ScarabGator** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:19 am

Arianddu wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:HEY BABY, NICE LEGS...WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN????

That's bloody terrible! Quite possibly the worst pick up line I can actually imagine someone using!

money in the bank.... :wink:

MR

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