OT - Your top three pick-up lines....

[epresley]

HI, I'M GENERAL PATTON, WANNA SEE MY PRIVATES????????????

[Michigan Girl]

"ive got a free ticket to Vince Vance and the Valiants,,, if you can get a ride.. ill meet you at the bar.."

knowing you that would only be on ladies night when it's free drinks for her and then you'd get her to go back up to the bar while you enjoyed the first one she got!

Hey that sounds like a date I had once! True story, it happened. (Except I had the drink myself.)

By once, I guess you didn't give him a second date? personally that wouldn't throw me off....if it's the right guy his being frugal could be a good sign...cause when you think about it..it shows he's a long term thinker and watches out for the future..honors his commitments and is trustworthy...will he spend money on you? no...so if thats what your looking for he's not it...but I'm not looking for someone to buy me "stuff" or to spend money to entertain me....not looking to be "maintained"....don't need to be cause I don't require much ..beside's I need to do things for myself...I'm too independent and don't want to be controlled and "kept"...I'm not a "possession" to be acquired so why would I need to be bought?...beside's he might not think I'm worth all that much! hahaha! ( how dare he!)

...naw..material things don't mean much and cannot fulfill you if your looking for something more then that....what really matters and worth more then anything is the heart of the man....if you find truth of love, passion, and goodness there then thats worth more then all the money in the world.....plus I enjoy the simple things more than anything....walking along in a park holding hands....taking a drive to a lake to look at the moonlight shimmering on the water...cuddling on the couch all wrapped up in a blanket on a cold winter night...sitting on the porch looking at the stars ....sharing cold pizza in the kitchen late at night and a warm smile in the morning....and especially someone you can laugh and be silly with...and when there is silence you can just look in their eyes and no words are needed to know how they feel....well, I could go on and on...ha!..but you get my meaning..the little things are the lasting memories...just to be with someone..not out of needs that they can't and shouldn't need to fullfill...I can provide what I need for myself and am fulfilled...so just out of want for their love and companionship ...someone to share the journey with...someone you want to give everything within you.....so yeah...he can keep his money....if the heart is right give me that..
....oh....and the mind has to be right too..gotta be of sound mind!

LMAO, Tommy!!!

[Blueskies]

"ive got a free ticket to Vince Vance and the Valiants,,, if you can get a ride.. ill meet you at the bar.."

knowing you that would only be on ladies night when it's free drinks for her and then you'd get her to go back up to the bar while you enjoyed the first one she got!

Hey that sounds like a date I had once! True story, it happened. (Except I had the drink myself.)

By once, I guess you didn't give him a second date? personally that wouldn't throw me off....if it's the right guy his being frugal could be a good sign...cause when you think about it..it shows he's a long term thinker and watches out for the future..honors his commitments and is trustworthy...will he spend money on you? no...so if thats what your looking for he's not it...but I'm not looking for someone to buy me "stuff" or to spend money to entertain me....not looking to be "maintained"....don't need to be cause I don't require much ..beside's I need to do things for myself...I'm too independent and don't want to be controlled and "kept"...I'm not a "possession" to be acquired so why would I need to be bought?...beside's he might not think I'm worth all that much! hahaha! ( how dare he!)

...naw..material things don't mean much and cannot fulfill you if your looking for something more then that....what really matters and worth more then anything is the heart of the man....if you find truth of love, passion, and goodness there then thats worth more then all the money in the world.....plus I enjoy the simple things more than anything....walking along in a park holding hands....taking a drive to a lake to look at the moonlight shimmering on the water...cuddling on the couch all wrapped up in a blanket on a cold winter night...sitting on the porch looking at the stars ....sharing cold pizza in the kitchen late at night and a warm smile in the morning....and especially someone you can laugh and be silly with...and when there is silence you can just look in their eyes and no words are needed to know how they feel....well, I could go on and on...ha!..but you get my meaning..the little things are the lasting memories...just to be with someone..not out of needs that they can't and shouldn't need to fullfill...I can provide what I need for myself and am fulfilled...so just out of want for their love and companionship ...someone to share the journey with...someone you want to give everything within you.....so yeah...he can keep his money....if the heart is right give me that..
....oh....and the mind has to be right too..gotta be of sound mind!

LMAO, Tommy!!!

Retract your claws girls, I wasn't talking to you.

[Rhiannon]

IS THAT A KEG IN YOUR PANTS? CAUSE I'D LOVE TO TAP THAT!!!!

(Hope noones already used this-one of my money lines....)

Were you ever in a frat??
That has Sigma Nu written all over it.

[Don]

"Want to Fuck?"

This line does work sometimes, but you got to have some iron balls for the times when it doesn't.

[Saint John]

A friend in college, the craziest dude I've ever met when it comes to shit like this, used to use the line "I waana eat your beaver." He'd just go up to a girl at a bar say hello and then say that. You'd be surprised how many times it actually led to a conversation!!! I think he got slapped only once or twice. His name was Queck. Tito knows of him.

[Rhiannon]

From the archives:

"Baby, your name's Gillette... 'cause you're the best a man can get."
"Is that a ladder in your pants, or the stairway to heaven?"
"Hi, I'm Mr. Right, I heard you were looking for me."

[Angel]

HEY BABY, NICE LEGS...WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN????

That's bloody terrible! Quite possibly the worst pick up line I can actually imagine someone using!

money in the bank....

Is that the line you used on your wife???

[S2M]

'Just bought a Tempur-pedic king, wanna break it in?'

[Luvsaugeri]

"ive got a free ticket to Rotel and the Hot Tomatoes,,, if you can get a ride.. ill meet you at the bar.."

Larry you are one smooth dude!! You must have them lining up!!

[S2M]

Just won powerball, and Journey is doing a one-off w/ Perry in the ballroom of my new crib....wanna join me?

[Rhiannon]

Just won powerball, and Journey is doing a one-off w/ Perry in the ballroom of my new crib....wanna join me?

That would only work on a select few ladies. So, if you're looking to pick up a loon... or a Journey superfan...

[ebake02]

"I my not be Barney Rubble but I'll sure make your bed rock."

[Journey/Survivor]

A friend in college, the craziest dude I've ever met when it comes to shit like this, used to use the line "I waana eat your beaver." He'd just go up to a girl at a bar say hello and then say that. You'd be surprised how many times it actually led to a conversation!!! I think he got slapped only once or twice. His name was Queck. Tito knows of him.

There was this guy who was a friend of a friend of mine who would pull up along side a car that had hot girls in it, and he'd yell over to them "Hey girls, I'm available." The response back was usually something like "No kidding" or "I'm not surprised."

[ScarabGator]

HEY BABY, NICE LEGS...WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN????

That's bloody terrible! Quite possibly the worst pick up line I can actually imagine someone using!

money in the bank....

Is that the line you used on your wife???

my wife??? Shit didnt work then and wouldnt now.