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Postby (Crazy)Dulce Lady » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:03 am

It's bosom buddy time.

I hereby declare all MR peeps to be bosom buddies.

I challenge everyone to do a breast self exam, or enlist the help of someone. 8)

Get your annual mammogram and report back when completed.

(I can see this topic going downhill quickly--have fun with it but just remember to complete the task.) 8)

I am doing a fundraiser benefiting the MKACF, Mary Kay Ash Charitable Foundation. see my website. PM for details. purchase Apple Berry Lipstick and 100% of the proceeds go to the foundation. $13.

now make that appointment!! load up your Revelation in the iPod, grin and bear it. do it for you. do it for yours.
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Postby Angel » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:10 am

Amen sistah! I'm feelin' up the boobies now!
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Postby Voyager » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:26 am

Angel wrote:Amen sistah! I'm feelin' up the boobies now!


You go girl!

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Postby epresley » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:39 am

C'mon men, divide up! The women need our help! Just let us know who we need to partner up with.................. :lol:
It's not a lie, if you believe it..........
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Postby Voyager » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:44 am

epresley wrote:C'mon men, divide up! The women need our help! Just let us know who we need to partner up with.................. :lol:


This is not a time to be timid. Every able man and woman grab the nearest titty and start inspecting. It's your civil duty!

8)
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Postby epresley » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:45 am

Voyager wrote:
epresley wrote:C'mon men, divide up! The women need our help! Just let us know who we need to partner up with.................. :lol:


This is not a time to be timid. Every able man and woman grab the nearest titty and start inspecting!

8)


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Postby Angel » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:48 am

epresley wrote:
Voyager wrote:
epresley wrote:C'mon men, divide up! The women need our help! Just let us know who we need to partner up with.................. :lol:


This is not a time to be timid. Every able man and woman grab the nearest titty and start inspecting!

8)


Here here!

Seriously! A big percentage of women's breast lumps are found by men! FOR REAL!

So men, help the girls out, give your wife or SO a breast exam tonight.
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Postby (Crazy)Dulce Lady » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:08 am

good job gang.

keep em coming.

thanks for the chart!!!
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Postby brywool » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:24 am

Angel wrote:Amen sistah! I'm feelin' up the boobies now!


please.
Type slower...


;)
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Postby Angel » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:30 am

brywool wrote:
Angel wrote:Amen sistah! I'm feelin' up the boobies now!


please.
Type slower...


;)

I ' m *** f e e l i n ' *** u p *** t h e *** b o o b i e s *** n o w !



(is that better?)
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Postby Melissa » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:40 am

I get felt up by a surgeon and ultrasound wand every 3 months already :lol: and SMASHED :x every 6 months, lol, but it's worth it.

I will have to get that lipstick, I want more lipgloss too anyway :mrgreen: lol. I love my other MK stuff! 8)
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Postby (Crazy)Dulce Lady » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:57 am

Melissa wrote:I get felt up by a surgeon and ultrasound wand every 3 months already :lol: and SMASHED :x every 6 months, lol, but it's worth it.

I will have to get that lipstick, I want more lipgloss too anyway :mrgreen: lol. I love my other MK stuff! 8)


you have been very brave, Nelly. you mother raised a beautiful daughter. she would as proud of your loving spirit as we are proud to be lucky enough to know you.





but the question remains, is the surgeon good looking?? does he buy you dinner 1st??

just remember and nevah evah forget, NEVER WALK AWAY during the smashing. :o
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Postby Melissa » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:56 am

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
Melissa wrote:I get felt up by a surgeon and ultrasound wand every 3 months already :lol: and SMASHED :x every 6 months, lol, but it's worth it.

I will have to get that lipstick, I want more lipgloss too anyway :mrgreen: lol. I love my other MK stuff! 8)


you have been very brave, Nelly. you mother raised a beautiful daughter. she would as proud of your loving spirit as we are proud to be lucky enough to know you.





but the question remains, is the surgeon good looking?? does he buy you dinner 1st??

just remember and nevah evah forget, NEVER WALK AWAY during the smashing. :o


Awe Debbie, thank you.

2 surgeons follow me actually, and they're both females :lol: :lol: Thank goodness!! Could you imagine every 3 months? :oops: :lol:

Couldn't walk away during the smashing if I wanted to, the diagnostic ones smash so hard you're STUCK there, I have a pretty good pain threshold, but I'm usually on the verge of tears with those mammos :( Haven't cried yet though, lol. I know why I have to get them, and it's worth it.
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Postby Babyblue » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:24 am

Voyager wrote:
epresley wrote:C'mon men, divide up! The women need our help! Just let us know who we need to partner up with.................. :lol:


This is not a time to be timid. Every able man and woman grab the nearest titty and start inspecting. It's your civil duty!

8)



:lol: :lol:

Way to go girls!
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:28 am

Melissa wrote:Couldn't walk away during the smashing if I wanted to, the diagnostic ones smash so hard you're STUCK there, I have a pretty good pain threshold, but I'm usually on the verge of tears with those mammos :( Haven't cried yet though, lol. I know why I have to get them, and it's worth it.


You're not doing anything to help me look forward to the next 10 years. :lol:
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Postby Melissa » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:44 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Melissa wrote:Couldn't walk away during the smashing if I wanted to, the diagnostic ones smash so hard you're STUCK there, I have a pretty good pain threshold, but I'm usually on the verge of tears with those mammos :( Haven't cried yet though, lol. I know why I have to get them, and it's worth it.


You're not doing anything to help me look forward to the next 10 years. :lol:


Nah you'll be fine, lol. It's short and it feels great when it lets go! :lol:
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Postby Maui Tom » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:45 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Melissa wrote:Couldn't walk away during the smashing if I wanted to, the diagnostic ones smash so hard you're STUCK there, I have a pretty good pain threshold, but I'm usually on the verge of tears with those mammos :( Haven't cried yet though, lol. I know why I have to get them, and it's worth it.


You're not doing anything to help me look forward to the next 10 years. :lol:


just enjoy THIS one..... :D
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:44 am

Maui Tom wrote:just enjoy THIS one..... :D


Wisdom du jour... 8)
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:59 pm

And when you are done show your breasts here.
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Postby (Crazy)Dulce Lady » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:59 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
Melissa wrote:Couldn't walk away during the smashing if I wanted to, the diagnostic ones smash so hard you're STUCK there, I have a pretty good pain threshold, but I'm usually on the verge of tears with those mammos :( Haven't cried yet though, lol. I know why I have to get them, and it's worth it.


You're not doing anything to help me look forward to the next 10 years. :lol:


it beats the alternative all to pieces. 8)
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:06 pm

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Melissa wrote:Couldn't walk away during the smashing if I wanted to, the diagnostic ones smash so hard you're STUCK there, I have a pretty good pain threshold, but I'm usually on the verge of tears with those mammos :( Haven't cried yet though, lol. I know why I have to get them, and it's worth it.


You're not doing anything to help me look forward to the next 10 years. :lol:


it beats the alternative all to pieces. 8)


Yes ma'am, Meems. Thank you for the perspective. :wink:
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Postby ScarabGator » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:41 pm

Angel wrote:Amen sistah! I'm feelin' up the boobies now!


you need some help???? :D
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Postby Angel » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:48 pm

ScarabGator wrote:
Angel wrote:Amen sistah! I'm feelin' up the boobies now!


you need some help???? :D

I can always use a second opinion.
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Postby (Crazy)Dulce Lady » Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:48 am

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Postby artist4perry » Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:56 am

Self exam completed and counted for, husband happy to assist! LOL! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby epresley » Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:57 am

artist4perry wrote:Self exam completed and counted for, husband happy to assist! LOL! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


My hubby was a willing participant too, but I can't say that I necessarily enjoyed her checking my boobs......... :shock:
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:44 am

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
Melissa wrote:I get felt up by a surgeon and ultrasound wand every 3 months already :lol: and SMASHED :x every 6 months, lol, but it's worth it.

I will have to get that lipstick, I want more lipgloss too anyway :mrgreen: lol. I love my other MK stuff! 8)


you have been very brave, Nelly. you mother raised a beautiful daughter. she would as proud of your loving spirit as we are proud to be lucky enough to know you.





but the question remains, is the surgeon good looking?? does he buy you dinner 1st??

just remember and nevah evah forget, NEVER WALK AWAY during the smashing. :o

Like that is an option? I just hold my breath and hope it will return to normal after the vice is off! LOL!
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Postby Melissa » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:22 am

artist4perry wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
Melissa wrote:I get felt up by a surgeon and ultrasound wand every 3 months already :lol: and SMASHED :x every 6 months, lol, but it's worth it.

I will have to get that lipstick, I want more lipgloss too anyway :mrgreen: lol. I love my other MK stuff! 8)


you have been very brave, Nelly. you mother raised a beautiful daughter. she would as proud of your loving spirit as we are proud to be lucky enough to know you.





but the question remains, is the surgeon good looking?? does he buy you dinner 1st??

just remember and nevah evah forget, NEVER WALK AWAY during the smashing. :o

Like that is an option? I just hold my breath and hope it will return to normal after the vice is off! LOL!


Yep, you can't walk away if you wanted to...I've tried, lol. j/k

BTW, sorry to anyone who might not have liked my description of mammos. The screening ones really aren't that bad at all. The diagnostic kind I have are different than screening, they take a LOT of views and some of those spot compressions they do hurt like a bitch, that's all, lol.

But the screening ones are fast and easy, so get them done ladies 8)
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:26 am

Melissa wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
Melissa wrote:I get felt up by a surgeon and ultrasound wand every 3 months already :lol: and SMASHED :x every 6 months, lol, but it's worth it.

I will have to get that lipstick, I want more lipgloss too anyway :mrgreen: lol. I love my other MK stuff! 8)


you have been very brave, Nelly. you mother raised a beautiful daughter. she would as proud of your loving spirit as we are proud to be lucky enough to know you.





but the question remains, is the surgeon good looking?? does he buy you dinner 1st??

just remember and nevah evah forget, NEVER WALK AWAY during the smashing. :o

Like that is an option? I just hold my breath and hope it will return to normal after the vice is off! LOL!


Yep, you can't walk away if you wanted to...I've tried, lol. j/k

BTW, sorry to anyone who might not have liked my description of mammos. The screening ones really aren't that bad at all. The diagnostic kind I have are different than screening, they take a LOT of views and some of those spot compressions they do hurt like a bitch, that's all, lol.

But the screening ones are fast and easy, so get them done ladies 8)

They say it isn't done right unless you are pink when you are done. This is where they take my size DD cup and squish it to about a half of an inch thick. Now, guys to appreciate this, take one of your testes.........you get the point? LOL! It is survivable and might save your life! Pinch for your life!
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Postby Melissa » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:37 am

artist4perry wrote:
Melissa wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
Melissa wrote:I get felt up by a surgeon and ultrasound wand every 3 months already :lol: and SMASHED :x every 6 months, lol, but it's worth it.

I will have to get that lipstick, I want more lipgloss too anyway :mrgreen: lol. I love my other MK stuff! 8)


you have been very brave, Nelly. you mother raised a beautiful daughter. she would as proud of your loving spirit as we are proud to be lucky enough to know you.





but the question remains, is the surgeon good looking?? does he buy you dinner 1st??

just remember and nevah evah forget, NEVER WALK AWAY during the smashing. :o

Like that is an option? I just hold my breath and hope it will return to normal after the vice is off! LOL!


Yep, you can't walk away if you wanted to...I've tried, lol. j/k

BTW, sorry to anyone who might not have liked my description of mammos. The screening ones really aren't that bad at all. The diagnostic kind I have are different than screening, they take a LOT of views and some of those spot compressions they do hurt like a bitch, that's all, lol.

But the screening ones are fast and easy, so get them done ladies 8)

They say it isn't done right unless you are pink when you are done. This is where they take my size DD cup and squish it to about a half of an inch thick. Now, guys to appreciate this, take one of your testes.........you get the point? LOL! It is survivable and might save your life! Pinch for your life!


Oh wow, I've always wondered if it's easier if you actually have boobs, LOL! I'm just an A :( lol, but it's amazing the problems these little things cause me.
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