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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:42 am

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G.I.Jim wrote:Steve Perry doesn't need a towel...he looks at the water and it evaporates!


By which logic he also does not need soap, dishwasher tablets, laundry detergent or toilet paper. The dirt FEARS him and leaves of its own accord.

He also doesn't need a rake. The leaves know better than to land on his lawn.


Wish our neighbor's leaves knew better too...........grrrrrr! :twisted:


Get SMFP to come stand on your lawn.
(with him there, your grass won't grow either... it knows better!)
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Postby whirlwind » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:03 am

When you're hot, you're hot!

He does not know how great he is but most of us do. :P
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Postby annie89509 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:32 am

You guys are so funny :lol: :lol: !
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Postby finalfight » Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:01 pm

Man, these are just the old Chuck Norris 'facts' with Perry's name thrown into the mix.

Here's real a fact for you - Perry can't sing for sh!t anymore...













...just kidding, I love Steve 'motherfunkin' Perry! :lol:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:14 pm

finalfight wrote:Man, these are just the old Chuck Norris 'facts' with Perry's name thrown into the mix.

Here's real a fact for you - Perry can't sing for sh!t anymore...

FUCK OFF! :shock: I hope Steve Perry junk punches you so hard, that you have to open your mouth to scatch your balls! :lol:













...just kidding, I love Steve 'motherfunkin' Perry! :lol:
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Postby KenTheDude » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:52 pm

Steve Perry doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth away from his body.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:08 pm

KenTheDude wrote:Steve Perry doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth away from his body.


Close... the earth actually moves from him. The earth knows better. 8)
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Postby Arianddu » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:11 pm

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KenTheDude wrote:Steve Perry doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth away from his body.


Close... the earth actually moves from him. The earth knows better. 8)


There are just toooooooo many places I could take this... and all of them bad :twisted:

"Latest News Flash - Perry Makes The Earth Move. Thousands of Women Grateful."
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:17 pm

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KenTheDude wrote:Steve Perry doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth away from his body.


Close... the earth actually moves from him. The earth knows better. 8)


There are just toooooooo many places I could take this... and all of them bad :twisted:

"Latest News Flash - Perry Makes The Earth Move. Thousands of Women Grateful."


And all he has to do is look at them.

Ladies, don't look him in the eye or you will be embarrassed publically.
Think When Harry Met Sally... "I'll have WHO she's having."
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Postby finalfight » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:17 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:
finalfight wrote:Man, these are just the old Chuck Norris 'facts' with Perry's name thrown into the mix.

Here's real a fact for you - Perry can't sing for sh!t anymore...

FUCK OFF! :shock: I hope Steve Perry junk punches you so hard, that you have to open your mouth to scatch your balls! :lol:













...just kidding, I love Steve 'motherfunkin' Perry! :lol:


Not sure what's up with your quoting but I get your point. However old man Perry 'aint no Chuck Norris and although he's light in his loafers his limp wristed bitch slapping wouldn't be that effective against a man of my size. In fact the only chance Perry would have is if he dropped his cheque book on me! i'd be a goner then for sure.

And get some new ideas man rather then ripping off the already played out Chuck FAQs! :lol:

P.S - Here's another fact for you: Perry digs guys these days...


...that's not an invitation! :shock: :lol:

I still love Perry's vocal work though, seriously!
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Postby G.I.Jim » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:48 pm

finalfight wrote:
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finalfight wrote:Man, these are just the old Chuck Norris 'facts' with Perry's name thrown into the mix.

Here's real a fact for you - Perry can't sing for sh!t anymore...

FUCK OFF! :shock: I hope Steve Perry junk punches you so hard, that you have to open your mouth to scatch your balls! :lol:















...just kidding, I love Steve 'motherfunkin' Perry! :lol:


Not sure what's up with your quoting but I get your point. However old man Perry 'aint no Chuck Norris and although he's light in his loafers his limp wristed bitch slapping wouldn't be that effective against a man of my size. In fact the only chance Perry would have is if he dropped his cheque book on me! i'd be a goner then for sure.

And get some new ideas man rather then ripping off the already played out Chuck FAQs! :lol:

P.S - Here's another fact for you: Perry digs guys these days...


...that's not an invitation! :shock: :lol:

I still love Perry's vocal work though, seriously!



I'm sensing a little sassyness here. :shock: My quoting abilities were deminished due to the fact that you hid your last sentence at the bottom of the page! As far as the junk-punch joke, I came up with that all on my own.

As far as Perry's concerned...I joke about him being gay all the time, but have you SEEN him with any guys? Just curious.

I love Steve's vocal work also, and I believe he still has another album in him! Will we see it? Who knows, but I don't think he's done yet. :wink:

Now go ahead and pimp-slap yourself for me, and go fuck with someone else's thread! :wink:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:50 pm

LMAO..... :wink:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:52 pm

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Love the new av, Jimbo!!! :wink:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:15 am

Michigan Girl wrote:Image
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Love the new av, Jimbo!!! :wink:



:lol: Thanks! I think I'll keep this one for a while. :wink:
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Postby finalfight » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:25 am

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Michigan Girl wrote:Image
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Love the new av, Jimbo!!! :wink:



:lol: Thanks! I think I'll keep this one for a while. :wink:


Resisting the urge to mention that you obviously like feminine looking men...sh!t too late! :lol:

In all seriousness, I really do hope Perry releases something somewhere down the line even if it is just an soundtrack recording of him punching kittens!
Feline torture aside, like you I believe he still has some great music inside of him and just wish he would get it out to the masses (no pun intended) even if it is a Frankenstein work of patched together vocals and ideas.

Like Nike says Just Do It!
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Postby finalfight » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:28 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
As far as Perry's concerned...I joke about him being gay all the time, but have you SEEN him with any guys? Just curious.


How curious...

To partially answer your question. He hangs around alot of well known 'gay' areas (ball games excluded) and is never seen out with women. The truth is OUT there!

On second thoughts: 'ball games'! :lol:
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Postby Don » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:32 am

finalfight wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:Image
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Love the new av, Jimbo!!! :wink:



:lol: Thanks! I think I'll keep this one for a while. :wink:


Resisting the urge to mention that you obviously like feminine looking men...sh!t too late! :lol:

In all seriousness, I really do hope Perry releases something somewhere down the line even if it is just an soundtrack recording of him punching kittens!
Feline torture aside, like you I believe he still has some great music inside of him and just wish he would get it out to the masses (no pun intended) even if it is a Frankenstein work of patched together vocals and ideas.

Like Nike says Just Do It!


It could be titled "THE CRIES OF THE NEUTERED"
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Perry's Paradox!

Postby finalfight » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:11 am

In the spirit of this thread -

Arnel Pineda does not imitate an Escape era Perry by chance.

In an effort to stop tapegate happening Perry went back in time Superman style to steal his own vocal ability from his younger self. The plan was he would split the vocal ability with his past self in an effort to sustain his singing career with the J-boys.

Perfect as he is, Perry mistimed his world spinning, time traveling adventure slightly and ended up at the recording of Frontiers and not Escape. After fighting himself to a standstill (again Superman stylee but more camp) the future Perry made off with about 60% of young Perry's vocal range but not before advising his less savvy past self that he could get paid as a band member whilst not actually being in the band. He also told that f@cker to get rid of the moustache!

Mistiming his flight back Perry was horrified to find out that he had not only completely missed tapegate but that the band had since hired not one but two new singers! Realising he had jumped the shark and angered by Schon's insulting magazine interview Perry decided to keep raking in the Journey cash without actually performing with them again but not before one more trip back in time!
This time Perry ended up in the Philippines a couple of years earlier where he intended to open a can of whoopass on Arnel Pineda's jaw thus ending his singing aspirations and leaving Schon's future YouTube search fruitless. Unfortunately in his anger Perry forget he was still holding the vocal ability he stole from his earlier self and literally forced his own beautiful voice down Pineda's throat!

And so it was that a vocal-less Perry went home to play with his cats inadvertently leaving Journey a singer with his voice and royally f@cking himself over in the past!

Think about it -

Perry's sudden vocal change between albums and eventual vocal decline as his diminished pipes ended up doing double duty trying to keep up.

The shaving of the moustache captured on video as evidence for his future self!

Young Perry suddenly becoming savvy enough to take years off on a whim whilst still raking in the company dollar!

Perry's live vocal performance of don't stop believin' after the baseball game - it wasn't the screaming that caused the tension in his throat, dude had just got back from punching Pineda (makes a change from kittens) and was absolutely worn out!

In addition an overly fatigued, confused and emotional Perry still thinks he dropped his young vocal ability at said game and can still be seen regularly at the stadium searching for the mystical item.

The sudden influx of YouTube videos featuring a vocally reinvigorated Pineda: the dude had lost his voice not long prior and was warned off singing by his doctor and all of a sudden here he is singing like a young Perry!

Truly believing he will once again find his voice old man Perry can often be heard talking about studios, demos and new material.

Thus was born the legend of Nostrildamas!

It's true I read it on the internets!!!

Don't stop believin'! :lol:
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Re: Perry's Paradox!

Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:23 am

finalfight wrote:
Thus was born the legend of Nostrildamas!



Why do I get the feeling you came up with THAT first and built that whole diatribe around it?

Well done sir. :lol:
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Re: Perry's Paradox!

Postby finalfight » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:30 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
finalfight wrote:
Thus was born the legend of Nostrildamas!



Why do I get the feeling you came up with THAT first and built that whole diatribe around it?

Well done sir. :lol:


I wish I could take the credit for that particular phrase but it was coined by someone else on this board quite a while back. Can't remember who it was though but I remember snorting coffee out of my nose when I read it!
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Postby Smoothie » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:46 am

Is this some kind of Steve Perry halloween crap?
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:08 am

Smoothie wrote:Is this some kind of Steve Perry halloween crap?


Actually yes. Steve Perry is so badass he gives out actual crap on Halloween and kids come back in different costumes for more.
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Postby Angel » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:17 am

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Smoothie wrote:Is this some kind of Steve Perry halloween crap?


Actually yes. Steve Perry is so badass he gives out actual crap on Halloween and kids come back in different costumes for more.

Let me guess...it's cat crap???
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:19 am

Angel wrote:
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Smoothie wrote:Is this some kind of Steve Perry halloween crap?


Actually yes. Steve Perry is so badass he gives out actual crap on Halloween and kids come back in different costumes for more.


Let me guess...it's cat crap???


Well yeah. After he's done punching the crap out of them... instant Halloween treats.
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Postby Angel » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:22 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Angel wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Smoothie wrote:Is this some kind of Steve Perry halloween crap?


Actually yes. Steve Perry is so badass he gives out actual crap on Halloween and kids come back in different costumes for more.


Let me guess...it's cat crap???


Well yeah. After he's done punching the crap out of them... instant Halloween treats.

Mystery solved. That's the end of MR....have a nice life everyone, there's nothing more to talk about. :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:32 am

Angel wrote:there's nothing more to talk about. :lol:


Not really. Tour is over, Arnel went home, MR meet-ups are done for 2008... we're just entertaining ourselves until something happens. :lol: :lol:

We can all trot 2 floors down soon when the TSO tour starts. :P

Until then... Perry's badassness. 8)
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Postby Don » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:34 am

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Angel wrote:there's nothing more to talk about. :lol:


Not really. Tour is over, Arnel went home, MR meet-ups are done for 2008... we're just entertaining ourselves until something happens. :lol: :lol:

We can all trot 2 floors down soon when the TSO tour starts. :P

Until then... Perry's badassness. 8)


Where? I don't see a TSO forum. Is it below the Eric Martin one?
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:36 am

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Angel wrote:there's nothing more to talk about. :lol:


Not really. Tour is over, Arnel went home, MR meet-ups are done for 2008... we're just entertaining ourselves until something happens. :lol: :lol:

We can all trot 2 floors down soon when the TSO tour starts. :P

Until then... Perry's badassness. 8)


Where? I don't see a TSO forum. Is it below the Eric Martin one?


The JSS board, bro.
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Postby S2M » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:50 am

SMFP invented 'Crunk Juice'....he sold the rights to Lil Jon, and receives monthly royalties.....


Man, I wish I knew how to use photoshop.... :lol:



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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:05 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:Man, I wish I knew how to use photoshop.... :lol:


It's okay... I do. :twisted: :D

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