Happy Halloween!

[Tito]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

[Angel]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

But are you wearing a costume and did you say "Trick or Treat" to yourself first???

[Rhiannon]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

Fun-size Snicker bars?

[bluejeangirl76]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

But are you wearing a costume and did you say "Trick or Treat" to yourself first???

Inquiring assholes want to know... did Tito trick or treat himself?

[Tito]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

But are you wearing a costume and did you say "Trick or Treat" to yourself first???

No and no.

I think I've ruined my lunch. I'm full right now.

[Tito]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

Fun-size Snicker bars?

Crunch. 3 bags for $5 at Jewel.

[stevew2]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

But are you wearing a costume and did you say "Trick or Treat" to yourself first???

No and no.

I think I've ruined my lunch. I'm full right now.

Did you bring along a big bag of dicks with you.

[stevew2]

Yes!!!

What are you dressing as? SteveW would appreciate an answer I'm sure.

A secretary with glasses and high heels, and nothing else.

[stevew2]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

Fun-size Snicker bars?

Crunch. 3 bags for $5 at Jewel.

You are one cheep mother fucker

[Tito]

Yes!!!

What are you dressing as? SteveW would appreciate an answer I'm sure.

A secretary with glasses and high heels, and nothing else.

You think we can get some pics of her?

[Tito]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

Fun-size Snicker bars?

Crunch. 3 bags for $5 at Jewel.

You are one cheep mother fucker

Thank you. But, I prefer the term, fiscal conservative.

[stevew2]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

Fun-size Snicker bars?

Crunch. 3 bags for $5 at Jewel.

You are one cheep mother fucker

Thank you. But, I prefer the term, fiscal conservative.

I bet you reuse condoms

[Voyager]

SteveW - are you going to get dressed up like Cain is in your avatar tonight? That would be frigging awesome!

[stevew2]

SteveW - are you going to get dressed up like Cain is in your avatar tonight? That would be frigging awesome!

Problablly not . Id get beat up,they dont tolerate homos where I live

[Ehwmatt]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

Fun-size Snicker bars?

Crunch. 3 bags for $5 at Jewel.

You are one cheep mother fucker

Thank you. But, I prefer the term, fiscal conservative.

I bet you reuse condoms

What's wrong with that Steve? Just ring 'em out over the toilet and ur good to go

[Angel]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

Fun-size Snicker bars?

Crunch. 3 bags for $5 at Jewel.

You are one cheep mother fucker

Thank you. But, I prefer the term, fiscal conservative.

I bet you reuse condoms

I just spit coca cola all over myself. Thanks, thanks a lot!!!

[stevew2]

I brought a bag of candy to work in case any co-workers bring kids. Needless to say, Tito has got his hand in the bag of candy already.

Fun-size Snicker bars?

Crunch. 3 bags for $5 at Jewel.

You are one cheep mother fucker

Thank you. But, I prefer the term, fiscal conservative.

I bet you reuse condoms

I just spit coca cola all over myself. Thanks, thanks a lot!!!

Yummy, I ll send him my used ones

[Angel]

Yummy, I ll send him my used ones

The pink ones you got from a certain musician who shall remain nameless??

[S2M]

And I thought you'd be more innerested in the Yellow ones with black swatches....

[stevew2]

Yummy, I ll send him my used ones

The pink ones you got from a certain musician who shall remain nameless??

No they are to small,they dont fit me,i forward them to Tito the construction worker

[The Sushi Hunter]

I guess I'm the only one who thinks Halloween is the goofiest fucking day on the calendar. Dressing up in a costume and begging for candy...what a dopey idea Also, anyone over the age of 12, who is still dressing up for Halloween needs to be slapped!


John from Boston

Funny you mention that. Actually the very last time I dressed up for Halloween was when I was 12 years old. But being in Japan at this time of the year now, I couldn't resist. My wife was supposed to dress up with me, but she backed out at the very last minute cause she's shy.

[Voyager]

[scarygirl]

Speaking of Halloween, Christmas is just around the corner.

Looks like SJ's started sending out his Christmas cards early!

Note to self: Scarygirl is moving.....

[artist4perry]

Speaking of Halloween, Christmas is just around the corner.

Looks like SJ's started sending out his Christmas cards early!

Note to self: Scarygirl is moving.....

Well at least he "dressed for the occasion!" LOL!

[la michelona]

I guess I'm the only one who thinks Halloween is the goofiest fucking day on the calendar. Dressing up in a costume and begging for candy...what a dopey idea Also, anyone over the age of 12, who is still dressing up for Halloween needs to be slapped!


John from Boston

I'm surprised. I thought as a liberal you would like handouts.

I agree on the age thing.

[Enigma869]

lots of cleavage ...

So, where are the pictures????


John from Boston

[Rip Rokken]

BWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Very funny!

[tammy]

going to see chris cornell & timbaland at the fillmore. definitely a treat!

cyndy!, today I parked in front of a car with the license plate, ME CYNDY. Have a good time! Michael Jackson just came to the door trick or treating - hmmm...and, with a little kid.

[Enigma869]

Michael Jackson just came to the door trick or treating - hmmm...and, with a little kid.

I hope that you at least called the authorities


John from Boston

[Highway Rain]

China Dumps Tons Of Poisoned Halloween Candy On USA
Written by Fish

Washington DC-- China today was charged with sending tons of poisoned candy to the USA, just before Halloween. The Chinese are furious with the credit crunch and the trade imbalance. They want revenge and they want America to pay. The candy is laced with the same poison the Evil Queen used on Snow White. The Chinese hope to send America's kids to sleep for twenty years.

Government officials say chocolate candies, especially N&N's, Hersheeps Kisses, and Roach's Peanut Butter Cups are 100% poisonous. Any candy purchased at Wallmarx is suspect. The USA has not made any candy since the 1980's.

"We just want you roundeyes to go to syeep for yong, yong time. You suck, yeah." said Peoples Army General Wang Dang Bang. "We no happy with your funny money, yeah yeah yeah." said the general.

Cathy Dumm is a soccer mom who already let her kids eat the poisoned candy. "They haven't made a sound all week, I'm loving it! Now I have more time for my Pilates class, I love Wallmarx, I hope the kids never wake up."

Government officials say it may be best to skip candy this Halloween and give out apples and oranges instead. The officials also recommended parents check the fruits for razor blades and safety pins.

"You guys sicko in USA, yeah, yeah. We take you over soon and make everyone work at Wallmarx." said General Wang Dang Bang.




The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious - The Spoof