by Arianddu » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:27 am
Rhiannon wrote:Woohoo! Trip to Boston!
Nah, I noticed not a lot of girls my age can make anything more complicated than frozen waffles. No lie, I knew a girl who tried to make easy mac once, and didn't put water in the bowl... don't ever do that. Smells like death for days.
I have a friend who burnt hard boiled eggs once. No shit - burnt on the inside of the shells, even. I made a deal with her, she'd pay for the food and I'd cook her a fortnight's worth of meals which we'd stick in the freezer. Even then, I had to write on the containers exactly how long she had to microwave them for.
I still remember the look on her face when I said I was going to make pasta and then took out a packet of flour and some eggs! I don't think it had ever occured to her it doesn't grow in packets

Why treat life as a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body? Get there by skidding in sideways, a glass of wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, body totally worn out, screaming WOOHOO! What a ride!