
Naw, I am neither crazed fan nor genius to be sure, but I had to get online and state my thoughts. Whenever I assess my life I sometimes wonder if I am going just a bit mad. (PS – post this wherever needed in case I posted it in the wrong place.)
What in heaven and hell is up with all the crazed fans these days? I keep reading about celebs having to put out restraining orders with fans sending packages, notes and messages. I hate to sound paranoid, but I sent my books and gifts to a Journey fan club with a lengthy prattling cover letter; I made up a crazed character and made videos about Journey and Perry and I write to you people in this forum…does that make me crazy, hmm?
Perhaps I went over board with my character’s obsession, or is she a character? Am I MBPL or am I Mocha Bus Pass CRAZED FAN Lady?!!! I don’t know if you noticed, but I AM mocha-complexioned, I have a current bus pass and I am a lady, well…on a good day. And I can be slightly crazed, but in a silly way. Sure I have two cats, have no kids, socialize every so often, and I date once every other Millennium, but I am not a crazed fan, I swear, I have a very active, happy life. I just wanted to get that out in case some of you wondered. Actually, speaking of dating, last week I went on a lunch date with an old classmate which ended just fine, so yea I am doing okay, really.
All right, no, I lied, the date was a disaster! I didn’t remember the guy plus he creeped me out when he pulled out the old year book and pointed to my photo saying., “You always did have a whole lot of forehead, that’s what I remember most about you!!” The date eventually ended with me saying, “You say you’ve been separated 6 years from your wife and you won’t get a divorce ‘cause she gets to ride on your medical benefits? Well, that’s generous of you and I’m, sorry, what is that…oh, you want to spend Thanksgiving with ME? Uh, huh, ‘cause your mother, father and son are too busy to be bothered? Wow. Well, you know I...oh, say is that a one hundred dollar bill on the ground, there?” As I bolted up the street and around the corner far enough away from the guy staring at the ground who claimed he had a crush on me since Jr. High (middle school for your youngsters) I thought to myself… “thank goodness for fan forums and YT to allow me to buffer life’s often strange absurdities!!” Enjoy your mid week.