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FormerJrnyFan wrote:Only if it gave a buzz!
Deb wrote:FormerJrnyFan wrote:Only if it gave a buzz!
Hey Lori, long time! Hope life's treating ya well.
Loneman1 wrote:Not in everyday life, but in that kind of a situation I'd give it a shot.
WTF?!?! Dude, it's the 21st fucking century. "Widerness survival training" now consists of an 18 pack, a tent and a fucking cell phone!!! If you wanted to drink recylcled piss try a Canadian beer!!!Gunbot wrote:I had to strain my own urine and drink it in wilderness survival training.
Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:It can also be used to temporarily disinfect a wound
thats is whats wrong with you,thanksGunbot wrote:I had to strain my own urine and drink it in wilderness survival training. This would be a lot cleaner I figure. Anyway what dude hasn't hit the little man in the boat a little too vigorously and ended up with a mouthful of vitamin P (especially if you're using Hall's cough drops)?
Gunbot wrote:Anyway what dude hasn't hit the little man in the boat a little too vigorously and ended up with a mouthful of vitamin P (especially if you're using Hall's cough drops)?
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Gunbot wrote:Anyway what dude hasn't hit the little man in the boat a little too vigorously and ended up with a mouthful of vitamin P (especially if you're using Hall's cough drops)?
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(Hall's?! I don't even want to know.)
Rick wrote:Could you drink it?
Water Actually Recycled UrineRick wrote:Could you drink it?
We already do.Water Actually Recycled Urine
The World Health Organization (WHO) today issued an unprecedented global alert for the entire world’s population to avoid drinking water which, it has found, is actually recycled urine.
The Director-General of WHO, Lee Jong-wook, was visibly shaken as he read out a statement. "It is my solemn duty to inform the people of the world that WHO scientists, operating independently in over 80 countries, have confirmed our worst fears. They have reached consensus that the water we drink, whether it is comes from a tap, a sealed bottle, or straight from a well or river, is actually recycled urine.
The urine-water link has been blamed on the so-called hydrosphere effect, a radical hypothesis in which water from your toilet flows out into the ocean and evaporates into the sky; from where scientists believe it falls as rain upon mountaintops, and make its way via rivers directly back into your household tap.
Said Mr. Lee, "The hydrosphere effect is so far out of control there seems little chance of turning back the tide. We took samples from thousands of patients and found their bodies were riddled with water, in some cases as high as 75%. It’s too late for us, but maybe not for our children."
The finding has set public health officials scrambling for alternatives. But AMA Secretary Dr. Robyn Mason said that water is in everything we drink. "We tested fruit juice, milk and even beer, and found water content as high as 96%," she said. According to the AMA, safer alternatives include cask-strength whisky (29% water, 1% barley, 70% alcohol) and cat's milk, which has far less water than dairy varieties.
Some have expressed hope of obtaining super-pure water from deep aquifers or Antarctic ice. But Mr. Lee has poured water on these plans, stating that even the deepest groundwater sources are comprised of ancient “number ones” from prehistoric fish. "There’s no escape. And don’t even think of swimming in the ocean – there’s a reason it’s salty you know. I’d rather take my chances in a pool full of primary school kids.
Gunbot wrote:Anyway what dude hasn't hit the little man in the boat a little too vigorously and ended up with a mouthful of vitamin P (especially if you're using Hall's cough drops)?
Voyager wrote:Gunbot wrote:Anyway what dude hasn't hit the little man in the boat a little too vigorously and ended up with a mouthful of vitamin P (especially if you're using Hall's cough drops)?
You punched your cock and got a mouthful of piss? Why?
Nope... hasn't happened to me lately.
Voyager wrote:Gunbot wrote:Anyway what dude hasn't hit the little man in the boat a little too vigorously and ended up with a mouthful of vitamin P (especially if you're using Hall's cough drops)?
You punched your cock and got a mouthful of piss? Why?
Nope... hasn't happened to me lately.
Gunbot wrote:Voyager wrote:Gunbot wrote:Anyway what dude hasn't hit the little man in the boat a little too vigorously and ended up with a mouthful of vitamin P (especially if you're using Hall's cough drops)?
You punched your cock and got a mouthful of piss? Why?
Nope... hasn't happened to me lately.
You are so obviously not an M.D.
Voyager wrote:Gunbot wrote:Voyager wrote:Gunbot wrote:Anyway what dude hasn't hit the little man in the boat a little too vigorously and ended up with a mouthful of vitamin P (especially if you're using Hall's cough drops)?
You punched your cock and got a mouthful of piss? Why?
Nope... hasn't happened to me lately.
You are so obviously not an M.D.
Well, if they are taking in mouthfuls of piss after punching their patients vigorously in the cock, then I am glad I'm not.
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Rick wrote:Voyager wrote:Gunbot wrote:Voyager wrote:Gunbot wrote:Anyway what dude hasn't hit the little man in the boat a little too vigorously and ended up with a mouthful of vitamin P (especially if you're using Hall's cough drops)?
You punched your cock and got a mouthful of piss? Why?
Nope... hasn't happened to me lately.
You are so obviously not an M.D.
Well, if they are taking in mouthfuls of piss after punching their patients vigorously in the cock, then I am glad I'm not.
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The man in the boat is part of the female genitalia.
Rick wrote:Voyager wrote:Gunbot wrote:Voyager wrote:Gunbot wrote:Anyway what dude hasn't hit the little man in the boat a little too vigorously and ended up with a mouthful of vitamin P (especially if you're using Hall's cough drops)?
You punched your cock and got a mouthful of piss? Why?
Nope... hasn't happened to me lately.
You are so obviously not an M.D.
Well, if they are taking in mouthfuls of piss after punching their patients vigorously in the cock, then I am glad I'm not.
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The man in the boat is part of the female genitalia.
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