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Postby S2M » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:11 am

Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
" BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:14 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"


Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks. :lol:
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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby brywool » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:15 am

Rockindeano wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"


Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks. :lol:


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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby S2M » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:15 am

Rockindeano wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"


Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks. :lol:


I had a really nice broomstick comeback, but it would be best if I just let it lie....yes, it would be best..... :wink:
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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby Arianddu » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:15 am

Rockindeano wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"


Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks. :lol:


:roll:

Say Deano, do you remember your first blow job?
































What did it taste like?
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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby Gin and Tonic Sky » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:21 am

Arianddu wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"


Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks. :lol:


:roll:

Say Deano, do you remember your first blow job?





What did it taste like?
:lol:


:shock: :D :D I gotta say, its what 8pm london, 12 noon LA time, heck knows what Syndey Time...still early for alot of us.... this might end up being the craziest 24 hours on this message board we've seen in a while
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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby Arianddu » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:23 am

Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"


Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks. :lol:


:roll:

Say Deano, do you remember your first blow job?





What did it taste like?
:lol:


:shock: :D :D I gotta say, its what 8pm GMT, 12 noon london time, heck knows what Syndey Time...still early for alot of us.... this might end up being the craziest 24 hours on this message board we've seen in a while


London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:24 am

Arianddu wrote:London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!


Who gives two shits?

Please tell me you don't have burnt umber looking chicletts? Or are they "nice" and yellow?
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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby Gin and Tonic Sky » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:25 am

Arianddu wrote:
Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:Alot of gals do not know the difference between 'guts', and 'balls'....I hope this clears it up the confusion:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"


Nice. Say, you know why witches don't wear underwear?

They get a better grip on their broomsticks. :lol:


:roll:

Say Deano, do you remember your first blow job?





What did it taste like?
:lol:


:shock: :D :D I gotta say, its what 8pm GMT, 12 noon london time, heck knows what Syndey Time...still early for alot of us.... this might end up being the craziest 24 hours on this message board we've seen in a while


London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!


Yeah I know Im in London time , and have had a pint of Stella, the fingers are getting a bit mixed up :D :D
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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:26 am

Gin and Tonic Sky wrote:Yeah I know Im in London time , and have had a pint of Stella, the fingers are getting a bit mixed up :D :D


ONE pint and you are getting loose? I should send you one of Wyatt's nipples. Jesus Christ already.
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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby Arianddu » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:27 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Arianddu wrote:London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!


Who gives two shits?

Please tell me you don't have burny umber looking chicletts? Or are they "nice" and yellow?


Sorry dear, coprophilia isn't my style. But I'm sure you can find a specialist magazine with some personal ads to help you find a suitable 'donor'.
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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:32 am

Arianddu wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Arianddu wrote:London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!


Who gives two shits?

Please tell me you don't have burny umber looking chicletts? Or are they "nice" and yellow?


Sorry dear, coprophilia isn't my style. But I'm sure you can find a specialist magazine with some personal ads to help you find a suitable 'donor'.


Oh no you didn't? You just threw down the gauntlet? Do I have to translate that for you ya backassward country bumpkin.
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Postby Don » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:35 am

Here comes the vegemite.
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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby Arianddu » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:36 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Arianddu wrote:London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!


Who gives two shits?

Please tell me you don't have burny umber looking chicletts? Or are they "nice" and yellow?


Sorry dear, coprophilia isn't my style. But I'm sure you can find a specialist magazine with some personal ads to help you find a suitable 'donor'.


Oh no you didn't? You just threw down the gauntlet? Do I have to translate that for you ya backassward country bumpkin.


How many times do I have to tell you Deano? Backarseward. Dumb yank. :roll:
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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:37 am

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.


LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Listen hear that? Stevew is looking up vegemite on dickshunary.com.
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Postby Arianddu » Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:42 am

Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.


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It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.
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Postby Don » Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:46 am

Arianddu wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.


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It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.


Or you send us to Alice Springs where the only thing to do is play bowling with koalas.
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Postby strangegrey » Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:49 am

Arianddu wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.


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It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.


WTF is vegemite?!?!
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Postby S2M » Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:50 am

strangegrey wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.


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It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.


WTF is vegemite?!?!


Can you read? :lol:

Concentrated Yeast Extract...... :shock:
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Postby Don » Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:56 am

strangegrey wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.


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It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.


WTF is vegemite?!?!


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Postby Arianddu » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:10 am

strangegrey wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.


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It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.


WTF is vegemite?!?!


It's what we do with the yeast residue left over from making beer - concentrate it and load it with enough salt to stop it going off. Vegemite will last forever! It's an acquired taste.

It's illegal to give children alcohol under the age of 18, so we've got to get them on the beer young some how! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Arianddu » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:15 am

Gunbot wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.


Image

It's what we do to keepout unwanted foreigners. If you can't eat a Vegemite Sandwich and smile while you are doing it, we kick you out of the country. Wussies.


Or you send us to Alice Springs where the only thing to do is play bowling with koalas.


Untrue - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henley-on-Todd_Regatta

Alice Springs is also the birthplace of the sport of Dwarf Tossing.
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:53 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.


LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Listen hear that? Stevew is looking up vegemite on dickshunary.com.
isnt that the crust on your shaft the next morning ?
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Postby Arianddu » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:24 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.


LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Listen hear that? Stevew is looking up vegemite on dickshunary.com.
isnt that the crust on your shaft the next morning ?


If the crust on your shaft is anything like vegemite, that's one hell of a case of thrush you've got going!
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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:26 pm

Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.


LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Listen hear that? Stevew is looking up vegemite on dickshunary.com.
isnt that the crust on your shaft the next morning ?


If the crust on your shaft is anything like vegemite, that's one hell of a case of thrush you've got going!


What the Hell is "thrush?"

Speak English for fuck's sake. You goddamned Australians are backwards enough already without running the english language through a blender. :twisted:
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Postby Angel » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:27 pm

Rockindeano wrote:What the Hell is "thrush?"

Speak English for fuck's sake. You goddamned Australians are backwards enough already without running the english language through a blender. :twisted:

She is speaking english-thrush is a yeast infection of the mouth.
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Postby Arianddu » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:27 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Here comes the vegemite.


LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Listen hear that? Stevew is looking up vegemite on dickshunary.com.
isnt that the crust on your shaft the next morning ?


If the crust on your shaft is anything like vegemite, that's one hell of a case of thrush you've got going!


What the Hell is "thrush?"

Speak English for fuck's sake. You goddamned Australians are backwards enough already without running the english language through a blender. :twisted:


Thrush is that white cheesy stuff at the back of your throat that makes it hard for you to swallow your boyfriend's load, Dean. And I didn't think you spoke English.
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Postby Arianddu » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:29 pm

Angel wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:What the Hell is "thrush?"

Speak English for fuck's sake. You goddamned Australians are backwards enough already without running the english language through a blender. :twisted:

She is speaking english-thrush is a yeast infection of the mouth.


Not just the mouth. :wink:
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Postby ProgRocker53 » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:33 pm

I thought this was a thrush.

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wait a second... stevew2's a birdfucker now??
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Re: OT - Guts/Balls

Postby Moon Beam » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:36 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Arianddu wrote:London is on GMT. Sydney time is at the top of the page. Your time is whatever your watch says!
Crazy!


Who gives two shits?

Please tell me you don't have burnt umber looking chicletts? Or are they "nice" and yellow?



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