OT: Billy Joel

[LaDoDa]

Fucking rocks.

He is a lyrical and melodic genius. End of story.

"And we were sharp. As sharp as knives. And we were so gung-ho to lay down our lives
We came in spastic. Like tameless horses.
We left in plastic... as numbered corpses."


I will beat anyone down with a Bussom-buddies cum-rag if you don't agree with me.

[Rockindeano]

Fucking rocks.

He is a lyrical and melodic genius. End of story.

"And we were sharp. As sharp as knives. And we were so gung-ho to lay down our lives
We came in spastic. Like tameless horses.
We left in plastic... as numbered corpses."


I will beat anyone down with a Bussom-buddies cum-rag if you don't agree with me.

He is awesome, but not quite as good as Brucey, lyrically or musically. Those two played together last month. Billy sang Born to Run and BS sang Piano Man.

Billy Joel is hitting the road with Elton John. Talk about hits. Jesus Christ, what do those two have, close to a hundred or so?

[G.I.Jim]

Fucking rocks.

He is a lyrical and melodic genius. End of story.

"And we were sharp. As sharp as knives. And we were so gung-ho to lay down our lives
We came in spastic. Like tameless horses.
We left in plastic... as numbered corpses."


I will beat anyone down with a Bussom-buddies cum-rag if you don't agree with me.

He is awesome, but not quite as good as Brucey, lyrically or musically. Those two played together last month. Billy sang Born to Run and BS sang Piano Man.

They BOTH blow donkey dicks! Why do you think Billy's nickname is B.J.? Just joking...about Billy that is!

[Rockindeano]

Fucking rocks.

He is a lyrical and melodic genius. End of story.

"And we were sharp. As sharp as knives. And we were so gung-ho to lay down our lives
We came in spastic. Like tameless horses.
We left in plastic... as numbered corpses."


I will beat anyone down with a Bussom-buddies cum-rag if you don't agree with me.

He is awesome, but not quite as good as Brucey, lyrically or musically. Those two played together last month. Billy sang Born to Run and BS sang Piano Man.

They BOTH blow donkey dicks! Why do you think Billy's nickname is B.J.? Just joking...about Billy that is!

Go fuck yourself dweeb. You cannot be serious? Bruce is Elvis in his prime. You are witnessing a Rock n Roll living legend in this day and age.

[LaDoDa]

huge Bruce fan as well. And a Billy Joel fan.... two faces have I.

[Rockindeano]

huge Bruce fan as well. And a Billy Joel fan.... two faces have I.

Dude, want to be my running mate? We'll tag team GI Jim and Tito. Why Tito? I don't know? Why not? Fuck him

[G.I.Jim]

Fucking rocks.

He is a lyrical and melodic genius. End of story.

"And we were sharp. As sharp as knives. And we were so gung-ho to lay down our lives
We came in spastic. Like tameless horses.
We left in plastic... as numbered corpses."


I will beat anyone down with a Bussom-buddies cum-rag if you don't agree with me.

He is awesome, but not quite as good as Brucey, lyrically or musically. Those two played together last month. Billy sang Born to Run and BS sang Piano Man.

They BOTH blow donkey dicks! Why do you think Billy's nickname is B.J.? Just joking...about Billy that is!

Go fuck yourself dweeb. You cannot be serious? Bruce is Elvis in his prime. You are witnessing a Rock n Roll living legend in this day and age.

I knew you couldn't resist! I do like a few of Bruce's songs. I'm just fucking with you. It IS funny that Joel's touring with Elton AGAIN though. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Jana]

Well, you'll get to see him. He's touring with Elton John next year.

[G.I.Jim]

huge Bruce fan as well. And a Billy Joel fan.... two faces have I.

Dude, want to be my running mate? We'll tag team GI Jim and Tito. Why Tito? I don't know? Why not? Fuck him

Let's tango old man! You wanna dance? Let's dance!!! I'll bring Tito, he'll grab Friga and we'll have a sleep over with pillow fights!

[Rockindeano]

I knew you couldn't resist! I do like a few of Bruce's songs. I'm just fucking with you. It IS funny that Joel's touring with Elton AGAIN though. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Dude, I CAN'T resist. I will defend Bruce to the end. Named my son after him. No one is as good as him or his band. No one is close. As for Billy and EJ...you and your gay fantasies crack me up. It does make sense though doesn't it? That has to be one of the biggest money earners in touring though.

[Rockindeano]

huge Bruce fan as well. And a Billy Joel fan.... two faces have I.

Dude, want to be my running mate? We'll tag team GI Jim and Tito. Why Tito? I don't know? Why not? Fuck him

Let's tango old man! You wanna dance? Let's dance!!! I'll bring Tito, he'll grab Friga and we'll have a sleep over with pillow fights!

Haha, I can see Friga swinging away in his pretty pink panties, and Tito taking polaroids of him doing that. You and I would be drunk, and my new buddy, who I don't even know his name, would be singing Allentown.

[LaDoDa]

huge Bruce fan as well. And a Billy Joel fan.... two faces have I.

Dude, want to be my running mate? We'll tag team GI Jim and Tito. Why Tito? I don't know? Why not? Fuck him

Dude, I am a Journey fan complete. Billy Joel fan complete. Bruce is a genius. I will run with you... but please.... pick me because you believe in me... not because I am an Alaskan Governor....

[G.I.Jim]

huge Bruce fan as well. And a Billy Joel fan.... two faces have I.

Dude, want to be my running mate? We'll tag team GI Jim and Tito. Why Tito? I don't know? Why not? Fuck him

Let's tango old man! You wanna dance? Let's dance!!! I'll bring Tito, he'll grab Friga and we'll have a sleep over with pillow fights!

Haha, I can see Friga swinging away in his panties, and Tito taking polaroids of him doing that. You and I would be drunk, and my new buddy, who I don't even know his name, would be singing Allentown.

HaHaHaHaHa!!!! You missed my drunken call last year BTW! Dan and I where in Charlotte at the Journey concert, and he called you from my hotel room after the concert. We were friggin' HAMMERED and we tried calling you to fuck with you. You never did answer. You missed out on an awesome night! I almost kicked our cab driver's ass. Good times...

[Rockindeano]

huge Bruce fan as well. And a Billy Joel fan.... two faces have I.

Dude, want to be my running mate? We'll tag team GI Jim and Tito. Why Tito? I don't know? Why not? Fuck him

Let's tango old man! You wanna dance? Let's dance!!! I'll bring Tito, he'll grab Friga and we'll have a sleep over with pillow fights!

Haha, I can see Friga swinging away in his panties, and Tito taking polaroids of him doing that. You and I would be drunk, and my new buddy, who I don't even know his name, would be singing Allentown.

HaHaHaHaHa!!!! You missed my drunken call last year BTW! Dan and I where in Charlotte at the Journey concert, and he called you from my hotel room after the concert. We were friggin' HAMMERED and we tried calling you to fuck with you. You never did answer. You missed out on an awesome night! I almost kicked our cab driver's ass. Good times...

I don't condone excessive drinking Jim. Sorry to be a drag, but that's how I am. Give me Dueteronomy or Leviticus any day, over a pint of Jaeger or a case of Molson.

[squirt1]

I have loved Elton since 1970. We got to 1st see him in the 70's. This was in the days of festival seating. I went to the lower seats in order to watch his hands. Then the place started to stink. I said "Who is burning rope?" My brother in law armed me in the ribs and said"its marijuana" you idiot". I also love Billy Joel ,but I think Elton's percussion is excellent. They are coming to Cincinnati, but so is Louisville,Dayton, Indy, Columbus. The low ticket is 55.00 and top 180.00.

[ProgRocker53]

Hell I'll take some Molson and some Leviticus at the same time.

That would lead to some interesting happenings.

[Michigan Girl]

Fucking rocks.

He is a lyrical and melodic genius. End of story.

"And we were sharp. As sharp as knives. And we were so gung-ho to lay down our lives
We came in spastic. Like tameless horses.
We left in plastic... as numbered corpses."


I will beat anyone down with a Bussom-buddies cum-rag if you don't agree with me.

Jeez....
Lucky for you I happen to agree.....

[stevew2]

I knew you couldn't resist! I do like a few of Bruce's songs. I'm just fucking with you. It IS funny that Joel's touring with Elton AGAIN though. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Dude, I CAN'T resist. I will defend Bruce to the end. Named my son after him. No one is as good as him or his band. No one is close. As for Billy and EJ...you and your gay fantasies crack me up. It does make sense though doesn't it? That has to be one of the biggest money earners in touring though.

Sir elton will take the leavins in his smelly grill for sure

[Rockindeano]

I have loved Elton since 1970. We got to 1st see him in the 70's. This was in the days of festival seating. I went to the lower seats in order to watch his hands. Then the place started to stink. I said "Who is burning rope?" My brother in law armed me in the ribs and said"its marijuana" you idiot". I also love Billy Joel ,but I think Elton's percussion is excellent. They are coming to Cincinnati, but so is Louisville,Dayton, Indy, Columbus. The low ticket is 55.00 and top 180.00.

Well worth it. Even though modern day EJ sucks, his classics are as good as anyone's. 180 for a top ticket. I would go. These are two of the best piano/singer/songwriters ever, and sorry Tito, Mr. Cain is not on this level.

[S2M]

Billy over Bruce anyday......

one of my faves.....

youtube is doing maintenence....I'll post in a bit. fuckers.

In the meantime:

Summer Highland Falls

They say that these are not the best of times
But they're the only times I've ever known
And I believe there is a time for meditation
In cathedrals of our own
Now I have seen that sad surrender in my lovers' eyes
I can only stand apart and sympathize
For we are always what our situations hand us
It's either sadness or euphoria

And so we'll argue and we'll compromise
And realize that nothing's ever changed
For all our mutual experience
Our separate conclusions are the same
Now we are forced to recognize our inhumanity
A reason coexists with our insanity
And so we choose between reality and madness
It's either sadness or euphoria

How thoughtlessly we dissipate our energies
Perhaps we don't fulfill each other's fantasies
So we stand upon the ledges of our lives
With our respective similarities
It's either sadness or euphoria

[ProgRocker53]

I have loved Elton since 1970. We got to 1st see him in the 70's. This was in the days of festival seating. I went to the lower seats in order to watch his hands. Then the place started to stink. I said "Who is burning rope?" My brother in law armed me in the ribs and said"its marijuana" you idiot". I also love Billy Joel ,but I think Elton's percussion is excellent. They are coming to Cincinnati, but so is Louisville,Dayton, Indy, Columbus. The low ticket is 55.00 and top 180.00.

What are the dates for Cincy, Dayton, and Columbus??

[Rockindeano]

Hell I'll take some Molson and some Leviticus at the same time.

That would lead to some interesting happenings.

I could have written the Bible. I should attempt to rewrite a few books, but don't need a bolt of lightning fucking my ass while I sleep at night.

[G.I.Jim]

huge Bruce fan as well. And a Billy Joel fan.... two faces have I.

Dude, want to be my running mate? We'll tag team GI Jim and Tito. Why Tito? I don't know? Why not? Fuck him

Let's tango old man! You wanna dance? Let's dance!!! I'll bring Tito, he'll grab Friga and we'll have a sleep over with pillow fights!

Haha, I can see Friga swinging away in his panties, and Tito taking polaroids of him doing that. You and I would be drunk, and my new buddy, who I don't even know his name, would be singing Allentown.

HaHaHaHaHa!!!! You missed my drunken call last year BTW! Dan and I where in Charlotte at the Journey concert, and he called you from my hotel room after the concert. We were friggin' HAMMERED and we tried calling you to fuck with you. You never did answer. You missed out on an awesome night! I almost kicked our cab driver's ass. Good times...

I don't condone excessive drinking Jim. Sorry to be a drag, but that's how I am. Give me Dueteronomy or Leviticus any day, over a pint of Jaeger or a case of Molson.

I understand...we can't ALL live like animals! I'll drink enough for both of us then. BTW, I was just thinking back, and it was this past summer that we called. Fun-ass night!

[stevew2]

I have loved Elton since 1970. We got to 1st see him in the 70's. This was in the days of festival seating. I went to the lower seats in order to watch his hands. Then the place started to stink. I said "Who is burning rope?" My brother in law armed me in the ribs and said"its marijuana" you idiot". I also love Billy Joel ,but I think Elton's percussion is excellent. They are coming to Cincinnati, but so is Louisville,Dayton, Indy, Columbus. The low ticket is 55.00 and top 180.00.

Well worth it. Even though modern day EJ sucks, his classics are as good as anyone's. 180 for a top ticket. I would go. These are two of the best piano/singer/songwriters ever.

i wont pay 180 to see anyone unless its front row and unlimited drinks, and Journey and Glen fuckin Campbell

[ProgRocker53]

Hell I'll take some Molson and some Leviticus at the same time.

That would lead to some interesting happenings.

I could have written the Bible. I should attempt to rewrite a few books, but don't need a bolt of lightning fucking my ass while I sleep at night.

Thats what Leonard Friga feels like {if ya knwo what i mean]

[ProgRocker53]

I have loved Elton since 1970. We got to 1st see him in the 70's. This was in the days of festival seating. I went to the lower seats in order to watch his hands. Then the place started to stink. I said "Who is burning rope?" My brother in law armed me in the ribs and said"its marijuana" you idiot". I also love Billy Joel ,but I think Elton's percussion is excellent. They are coming to Cincinnati, but so is Louisville,Dayton, Indy, Columbus. The low ticket is 55.00 and top 180.00.

Well worth it. Even though modern day EJ sucks, his classics are as good as anyone's. 180 for a top ticket. I would go. These are two of the best piano/singer/songwriters ever.

i wont pay 180 to see anyone unless its front row and unlimited drinks, and Journey and Glen fuckin Campbell

What if it was Tito getting porked by a Triceratops??

[S2M]

Billy Joel - Summer Highland Falls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqiDOuwUJxk

[G.I.Jim]

Hell I'll take some Molson and some Leviticus at the same time.

That would lead to some interesting happenings.

I could have written the Bible. I should attempt to rewrite a few books, but don't need a bolt of lightning fucking my ass while I sleep at night.

Dude...that was worse than Prog's recent "sometimes I think I'd pay money to see you ass-raped by a triceratops" statement!!! So much violence in here.

[ProgRocker53]

Hell I'll take some Molson and some Leviticus at the same time.

That would lead to some interesting happenings.

I could have written the Bible. I should attempt to rewrite a few books, but don't need a bolt of lightning fucking my ass while I sleep at night.

Dude...that was worse than Prog's recent "sometimes I think I'd pay money to see you ass-raped by a triceratops" statement!!! So much violence in here.

See above

[G.I.Jim]

Hell I'll take some Molson and some Leviticus at the same time.

That would lead to some interesting happenings.

I could have written the Bible. I should attempt to rewrite a few books, but don't need a bolt of lightning fucking my ass while I sleep at night.

Dude...that was worse than Prog's recent "sometimes I think I'd pay money to see you ass-raped by a triceratops" statement!!! So much violence in here.

See above

Sorry, I'd already typed it before I saw your post. You've got some crazy shit in your head Prog! Did you come off your meds recently, or do you always see huge beasts lumbering around just ready to mine your next nemesis for butt rocks? Inquiring minds wanna know!