The "Black Hole" skit

by **G.I.Jim** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:11 am

Just stumbled on this funny video and thought you might enjoy it! :lol:

Guess he's got some explaining to do when his boss gets to work. :lol:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1055185/

by **Blueskies** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:53 am

by **skinsguy** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:59 am

Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole? :wink:

by **Blueskies** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:05 am

skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?

I could say your a complete moron but that may be presuming too much when maybe just a plain dumbass would be more fitting?

by **G.I.Jim** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:15 am

skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?

I am SO sorry that I somehow overlooked the possible ethnic connection with the title of my thread. To those that I have offended, I sincerely apologize and shall try my hardest to be more sensitive to such issues in the future. Apparently I need some more quality time with BET to learn the ways of the African Americans. Maybe I'll watch the "Miss Black America" pagent, or something of the sort. Rest assured....I am diligently working on this problem of mine, and I hope to be more "Ethnically correct" in the future! :wink:

Either way...I hope you enjoyed the video kind sir!

by **Don** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:22 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?

I am SO sorry that I somehow overlooked the possible ethnic connection with the title of my thread. To those that I have offended, I sincerely apologize and shall try my hardest to be more sensitive to such issues in the future. Apparently I need some more quality time with BET to learn the ways of the African Americans. Maybe I'll watch the "Miss Black America" pagent, or something of the sort. Rest assured....I am diligently working on this problem of mine, and I hope to be more "Ethnically correct" in the future!

Either way...I hope you enjoyed the video kind sir!

Remember, once you try black you never go back.

by **Blueskies** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:23 am

and I must admit I have been completely insensitive towards douchbags...I must be more tolerant and understanding of their ways and look to possible explaination's towards their behavior and what caused them to be that way.

by **G.I.Jim** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:23 am

Gunbot wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?

I am SO sorry that I somehow overlooked the possible ethnic connection with the title of my thread. To those that I have offended, I sincerely apologize and shall try my hardest to be more sensitive to such issues in the future. Apparently I need some more quality time with BET to learn the ways of the African Americans. Maybe I'll watch the "Miss Black America" pagent, or something of the sort. Rest assured....I am diligently working on this problem of mine, and I hope to be more "Ethnically correct" in the future!

Either way...I hope you enjoyed the video kind sir!

Remember, once you try black you never go back.

That sounded like a racist statement to me sir! :shock:

by **Don** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:26 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?

I am SO sorry that I somehow overlooked the possible ethnic connection with the title of my thread. To those that I have offended, I sincerely apologize and shall try my hardest to be more sensitive to such issues in the future. Apparently I need some more quality time with BET to learn the ways of the African Americans. Maybe I'll watch the "Miss Black America" pagent, or something of the sort. Rest assured....I am diligently working on this problem of mine, and I hope to be more "Ethnically correct" in the future!

Either way...I hope you enjoyed the video kind sir!

Remember, once you try black you never go back.

That sounded like a racist statement to me sir!

Taste the Rainbow.

by **skinsguy** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:34 am

Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?
I could say your a complete moron but that may be presuming too much when maybe just a plain dumbass would be more fitting?

Hhhmmmm....no sense of humor I presume!

by **skinsguy** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:34 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?

I am SO sorry that I somehow overlooked the possible ethnic connection with the title of my thread. To those that I have offended, I sincerely apologize and shall try my hardest to be more sensitive to such issues in the future. Apparently I need some more quality time with BET to learn the ways of the African Americans. Maybe I'll watch the "Miss Black America" pagent, or something of the sort. Rest assured....I am diligently working on this problem of mine, and I hope to be more "Ethnically correct" in the future!

Either way...I hope you enjoyed the video kind sir!

I most certainly did!

by **G.I.Jim** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:34 am

Gunbot wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?

I am SO sorry that I somehow overlooked the possible ethnic connection with the title of my thread. To those that I have offended, I sincerely apologize and shall try my hardest to be more sensitive to such issues in the future. Apparently I need some more quality time with BET to learn the ways of the African Americans. Maybe I'll watch the "Miss Black America" pagent, or something of the sort. Rest assured....I am diligently working on this problem of mine, and I hope to be more "Ethnically correct" in the future!

Either way...I hope you enjoyed the video kind sir!

Remember, once you try black you never go back.

That sounded like a racist statement to me sir!

Taste the Rainbow.

That's right because the rainbow celebrates ALL of the colors equally! What a beautiful thing.

by **Blueskies** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:37 am

Why covert operations or cloak & dagger it? Have the cojone's to be and express yourselves in a full frontal assault.

by **Blueskies** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:39 am

skinsguy wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?
I could say your a complete moron but that may be presuming too much when maybe just a plain dumbass would be more fitting?

Hhhmmmm....no sense of humor I presume!

I think what I said is very funny! :lol:

..so why aren't you laughing? :wink:

by **skinsguy** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:45 am

Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?
I could say your a complete moron but that may be presuming too much when maybe just a plain dumbass would be more fitting?

Hhhmmmm....no sense of humor I presume!
I think what I said is very funny! ..so why aren't you laughing?

I dunno. Maybe I thought you were a complete moron, but then figured you being just a plain old dumbass was more fitting. Now, I'm laughing!

by **Blueskies** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:49 am

skinsguy wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?
I could say your a complete moron but that may be presuming too much when maybe just a plain dumbass would be more fitting?

Hhhmmmm....no sense of humor I presume!
I think what I said is very funny! ..so why aren't you laughing?

I dunno. Maybe I thought you were a complete moron, but then figured you being just a plain old dumbass was more fitting. Now, I'm laughing!

Good grief..did I hit the nail on the head the first time out or what?! I'm flattered that you thought it was a good line worth repeating but at least come up with your own stuff and not just repeat my lines...K?! :lol:

by **skinsguy** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:56 am

Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?
I could say your a complete moron but that may be presuming too much when maybe just a plain dumbass would be more fitting?

Hhhmmmm....no sense of humor I presume!
I think what I said is very funny! ..so why aren't you laughing?

I dunno. Maybe I thought you were a complete moron, but then figured you being just a plain old dumbass was more fitting. Now, I'm laughing!
Good grief..did I hit the nail on the head the first time out or what?! I'm flattered that you thought it was a good line worth repeating but at least come up with your own stuff and not just repeat my lines...K?!

Or what! You're really extremely clueless as to what I was referring to, but decided to result to personal attacks right off the bat. I basically gave the line back to you since that's obviously on the same level as your mentality. Have a great day regardless!

by **G.I.Jim** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:59 am

skinsguy wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?
I could say your a complete moron but that may be presuming too much when maybe just a plain dumbass would be more fitting?

Hhhmmmm....no sense of humor I presume!
I think what I said is very funny! ..so why aren't you laughing?

I dunno. Maybe I thought you were a complete moron, but then figured you being just a plain old dumbass was more fitting. Now, I'm laughing!
Good grief..did I hit the nail on the head the first time out or what?! I'm flattered that you thought it was a good line worth repeating but at least come up with your own stuff and not just repeat my lines...K?!

Or what! You're really extremely clueless as to what I was referring to, but decided to result to personal attacks right off the bat. I basically gave the line back to you since that's obviously on the same level as your mentality. Have a great day regardless!

I'm really feeling good rainbow vibes from you two right now.

Keep up the good line of communication! :wink:

by **Don** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:01 am

This thread has just gone skittleless.

by **Blueskies** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:03 am

skinsguy wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:Excuse me! Black hole? Don't you think our friends of African decent would be offended by that statement? Shouldn't you have said African American hole?
I could say your a complete moron but that may be presuming too much when maybe just a plain dumbass would be more fitting?

Hhhmmmm....no sense of humor I presume!
I think what I said is very funny! ..so why aren't you laughing?

I dunno. Maybe I thought you were a complete moron, but then figured you being just a plain old dumbass was more fitting. Now, I'm laughing!
Good grief..did I hit the nail on the head the first time out or what?! I'm flattered that you thought it was a good line worth repeating but at least come up with your own stuff and not just repeat my lines...K?!

Or what! You're really extremely clueless as to what I was referring to, but decided to result to personal attacks right off the bat. I basically gave the line back to you since that's obviously on the same level as your mentality. Have a great day regardless!

naa...I saw you wearing cellophane and wondered why..must be raining where your coming from, I guess. :wink:

Remember..rainbows come after the rain stops. You have a great evening too!

by **G.I.Jim** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:12 am

We need to find our focal points, and just breathe for a moment. Feel the air as it rushes into you're precious lungs..........Swoooooooooooosh................So Relaxing.......................Swooooooooooooooosh................and remember one thing as you're concentrating.........................................Swoooooooooooooooooooooosh.............................We are in a fucking recession!!! :shock:

Steaks cost 60 dollars now bitches!!! :shock:

Just joking..................................... Swoooooooooooooooooooosh. :lol:

by **Blueskies** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:14 am

G.I.Jim wrote:We need to find our focal points, and just breathe for a moment. Feel the air as it rushes into you're precious lungs..........Swoooooooooooosh................So Relaxing.......................Swooooooooooooooosh................and remember one thing as you're concentrating.........................................Swoooooooooooooooooooooosh.............................We are in a fucking recession!!! Steaks cost 60 dollars now bitches!!! Just joking..................................... Swoooooooooooooooooooosh.

See? Once it stops raining we are back to seeing rainbows again! :lol:

by **G.I.Jim** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:18 am

Blueskies wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:We need to find our focal points, and just breathe for a moment. Feel the air as it rushes into you're precious lungs..........Swoooooooooooosh................So Relaxing.......................Swooooooooooooooosh................and remember one thing as you're concentrating.........................................Swoooooooooooooooooooooosh.............................We are in a fucking recession!!! Steaks cost 60 dollars now bitches!!! Just joking..................................... Swoooooooooooooooooooosh.
See? Once it stops raining we are back to seeing rainbows again!

How the fuck did this thread get so off course you two! :lol:

Now back to the clip...

by **skinsguy** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:21 am

LOL! I'm relaxed! :lol:

By the way, for the less informed:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/07 ... lack-hole/

Since this was an older new story, I assumed everybody would've heard about it now and gotten the humor at of my comment. But, I guess some people are just too easily offended for their own good nowadays. :roll:

by **Michigan Girl** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:22 am

I agree........ :wink:

by **G.I.Jim** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:32 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:We need to find our focal points, and just breathe for a moment. Feel the air as it rushes into you're precious lungs..........Swoooooooooooosh................So Relaxing.......................Swooooooooooooooosh................and remember one thing as you're concentrating.........................................Swoooooooooooooooooooooosh.............................We are in a fucking recession!!! Steaks cost 60 dollars now bitches!!! Just joking..................................... Swoooooooooooooooooooosh.
See? Once it stops raining we are back to seeing rainbows again!

How the fuck did this thread get so off course you two! Now back to the clip...

My bad...you obviously didn't read my posts in Deano's thread about racism. I thought that's what you were referring to! I shall commence to whipping my own ass until someone asks me to stop! :shock:

by **Blueskies** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:34 am

skinsguy wrote:LOL! I'm relaxed!

By the way, for the less informed:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/07 ... lack-hole/

Since this was an older new story, I assumed everybody would've heard about it now and gotten the humor at of my comment. But, I guess some people are just too easily offended for their own good nowadays.

Yeah dude! I'm a mind reader and knew what you were thinking about! Give me a break...some old story on what was said on some local county commission in Texas from Fox News? and I was supposed to know that from your comment above? Get real! Hey, it looks like there is snow on the way now BUT I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and presume now thats what you were referring to and only had that purpose in mind..can't say I am totally sincere with it though.

by **G.I.Jim** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:37 am

Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:LOL! I'm relaxed!

By the way, for the less informed:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/07 ... lack-hole/

Since this was an older new story, I assumed everybody would've heard about it now and gotten the humor at of my comment. But, I guess some people are just too easily offended for their own good nowadays.
Yeah dude! I'm a mind reader and knew what you were thinking about! Give me a break...some old story on what was said on some local county commission in Texas from Fox News? and I was supposed to know that from your comment above? Get real! Hey, it looks like there is snow on the way now BUT I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and presume now thats what you were referring to and only that purpose in mind..can't say I am totally sincere with it though.

You're about to see SGT Kick-ass if you don't retract that last statement soldier! :shock:

Now drop and give me 50! :lol:

by **Don** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:38 am

If we go by the term referred by Stephen Hawking, the correct title for this thread should be "The singularity skit". Please edit accordingly.

Thank You.

by **Blueskies** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:42 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
skinsguy wrote:LOL! I'm relaxed!

By the way, for the less informed:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/07 ... lack-hole/

Since this was an older new story, I assumed everybody would've heard about it now and gotten the humor at of my comment. But, I guess some people are just too easily offended for their own good nowadays.
Yeah dude! I'm a mind reader and knew what you were thinking about! Give me a break...some old story on what was said on some local county commission in Texas from Fox News? and I was supposed to know that from your comment above? Get real! Hey, it looks like there is snow on the way now BUT I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and presume now thats what you were referring to and only that purpose in mind..can't say I am totally sincere with it though.

You're about to see SGT Kick-ass if you don't retract that last statement soldier! Now drop and give me 50!

I will right after you beat your own ass and video tape it for all of us to see! :shock:

MR

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